Anne Heche Is Dangerous To Her Child’s Health

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We’ve all known Anne Heche is crazy for some time, but now her soon-to-be ex-husband is saying it publicly and in court!

Coley Lafoon, a former videographer, filed papers in a Los Angeles court asking for primary custody of their five-year-old-son, Homer, and $33,000 a month in child support.

Milk that crazy bitch!

Laffoon alleges that Heche has shown “bizarre and delusional behavior” and lacks the time and parenting skills to care properly for her child.

“Clearly, [Heche’s] anger toward me has clouded her ability to think rationally about what is in Homer’s best interest,” says Laffoon’s papers, which were filed May 2 and released on Thursday. “[Heche] has at times exhibited bizarre and delusional behavior for which she refuses to seek professional help,” the papers add.

Remember the time she got all crazy on ecstasy and started knocking on random people’s doors and claiming to see aliens?

Nutjob!

While Annie may pretend to be all nice and normal now, Coley claims that she’s just as crazy as ever.

Laffoon says that during a recent trip to New York called him to say she “did not know where she was and that she needed help. She sounded confused. I was extremely frightened for her safety.”

The next day, Heche returned from the trip and “acted as if nothing ever happened” and “never acknowledged the seriousness of her actions,” says the filing.

In addition to her being all crazytastical and shit, Laffoon claims that Heche has no time for their kid.

Laffoon says that Heche earns $81,000 an episode on her TV show Men in Trees, a show that films in Vancouver, leaving her with “little time available from her busy schedule to spend time with Homer.”

Due to [her] lack of attention to Homer’s needs and poor parenting skills, Homer’s emotional stability has been detrimentally affected,” the papers say.

Meow!

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