My colleague Geoff Edgers's inbox-imperiling Page One story about "the naked hockey player paintings" today brought me to the artist Kurt Kauper's website. Kauper does full-length portraiture, and his latest batch -- the Deitch in New York -- includes nudes of Bobby Orr and Derek Sanderson (they didn't know). But I was reminded of Kauper's creepy-amusing oils of a nude Cary Grant from a few years ago. It helps to see them in person. They're huge.