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Warning: This one’s especially low and offensive, even for Pigez’s barely there standards.

Things are not looking good for Alex Rodriguez.

Amidst serious allegations that he’s been having an affair with a whorish blonde from Canada and lavishing extravagant gifts on strippers across the U.S., the New York Yankee’s wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, has left their home.

The obviously upset Cynthia  brusquely left the NYC apartment she shared with A-Rod on Tuesday night carrying two suitcases and refusing to speak with reporters that were camped outside.

Alex vows not to let this affect his game.

But it’s his other game that got him in trouble.

Stupid machista idiota!

Hopefully there’s a clause in the prenup – if there was one – that will give the wife more money cuz of his cheating ass.

“Rihanna: My Dad Was Addicted To Crack“

That’s so wack! Click here to read the article accompanying this headline.

Click here to watch Courtney Love perform a new song at a rehearsal for her upcoming show at the House of Blues.

For more info on that concert, click here!

[Photo and video courtesy of Romy Suskin.]

While Paris & Nicole are currently “preoccupied” with other things, Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart are ready to pick up where their pals left of.

P-Nasty paid a visit to the girls in Venice Beach on Wednesday, where they were shooting a reality TV show for Bunim/Murray Productions, who also produce The Simple Life.

All did not go as planned during the shoot and the rock ‘n’ roll daughters called the Gossip Gangstar for some help.

We don’t wanna give too much away, though. We’ll let you know when you can tune in!

[Images for use on PerezHilton.com courtesy of Celebrity Babylon.]

Princess Zahara is a smartass, so says her mom, Angelina Jolie.

Really. She says “smartass.”

Hey, it’s better than “blob.”

The actress revealed the following exchange in the new issue of Marie Claire.

Zahara: “I need a cookie, Mommy.”

Angelina: “You don’t need a cookie.”

Zahara: “Yes I do because Daddy will cry if I don’t.”

Geesh, is Ange trying to starve Zee too????

We hope she got her cookie!!

It’s not a rumor!

PerezHilton.com has exclusively confirmed that Miz Courtney Love is indeed going to take to the stage for the first time in a long long while tomorrow night.

The rocker will be performing Friday evening at the House of Blues on Sunset in Los Angeles.

Her songwriter/producer pal Linda Perry goes on at 11 PM. C Lo will follow shortly after.

Get your tickets now and see you bitches there!

She’s wearing far too much clothes in these pics!

At least they were kind enough to airbrush her face a bit. Everybody does it.

Pamela Anderson is about to make her dreams of being a showgirl come true.

The former Baywatch babe is set to costar in The Beauty of Magic, the new show at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino Theater for the Performing Arts.

Pambo – replacing Carmen Electra, who dropped out – gets her magic on starting this weekend.

Maybe Tommy Lee will show up at the opening!

Brandon Davis gets his grease on at a party in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

I want to have sex with Brandon Davis because ______.

Actor and even bigger mess than Lindsay Lohan, Tim Sizemore, is going to jail!

A Los Angeles county judge issued an arrest warrant for Sizemore’s arrest on Thursday.

Tommy violated his probation when he was caught by the cops in Northern California this month with crystal meth.

And now he’s gonna do the time!