Archive for May, 2007

“Please See Our Movie”

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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The heat is on! Facing the pressure of a crowded summer box office and bigger, more hyped sequels, the cast of Fantastic Four 2 went out to hawk their film at the 7th Annual Taurus World Stunt Awards in Los Angeles.

Guess The Celeb

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Besides Eminem, what singer recently said the following?

“I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.”

CLICK HERE to find out who has the small peen!

Polanski Walks Out of Cannes Press Conference, Citing ‘Poor Questions’!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Controversial French* filmmaker Roman Polanski was participating in a pretty auteur-packed Cannes event over the weekend, one that brought about 30 filmmakers together to share a bunch of short films. But when the question & answer section of the event started winding down, Polanski got pretty perturbed and called the questions not only "poor," but "empty," too. Ouch. (Now he knows how we felt about Pirates.)

"It's a shame to have such poor questions, such empty questions ... And I think that it's really the computer which has brought you down to this level. You're no longer interested in what's going on in the cinema," is what Mr. Polanski stated, just before recommending a nice lunch and walking out on his fellow filmmakers and a room full of journalists. Hmph, who knew the French could be so irritable? Maybe the guy's blood sugar was really low...

Our man in The Cannes James Rocchi had this to say about the occurrence: "Anyone who's been hanging out with Brett Ratner looks pretty silly trying to speak from the moral high ground, The fact that Polanski's upcoming Pompeii is getting a major marketing push at this year's Cannes may explain in part why Polanski's trying to draw some attention to himself as a savior of cinema."

( * Correction: One very polite commenter makes the very good point that Roman Polanski is Polish and not French. Research indicates that Mr. Polanski (birth name: Roman Liebling) was born in Paris to a Polish dad and a Russian mom. The family moved to Poland when Roman was four years old. So I guess that makes him Polish, French and Russian at the same time.)
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Listen To This: Put It On Your Lips

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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The first summer anthem has arrived!

Get ready y’all cuz Lip Gloss is about to EXPLODE.

We always have a warm space in our heart for female rappers, but Lil’ Mama is an MC like like no other.

Lil’ Mama has the whole package.

She has cred. She’s been working at her craft for over five years. She’s young – only 17. She’s gorgeous. She can bust a move. And, most importantly, she’s damn good!

The best part is that she’s not using her sexuality to sell records. She’s using her skills!

Lil’ Mama‘s not rapping about sucking the cox or boasting about being rich and other cliched shit.

She’s singing about lip gloss!

But she makes it sound so good, we really wanna put some on.

Lil’ Mama is an artist that young girls can relate to and young boys totally wanna go on a date with. Plus, adults will totally dig her too.

Lip Gloss has the potential to pop and be a big mainstream radio hit.

It’s definitely our summer jam.

Enjoy it below and then CLICK HERE to listen to some other songs from Lil’ Mama.

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Unreal!!!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Wow!

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Now this is movie star glamour!

Brad & Ange brought old school Hollywood to Cannes on Monday.

The superstar couple dazzled at the world premiere of their new joint movie, A Mighty Heart.

Pitt produced the film – with Jolie starring.

It’s based on the life of slain journalist Daniel Pearl and the Wall Street Journal reporter’s wife, whom Jolie portrays in the film, joined the two for the movie’s premiere.

We hear she’s quite happy with the results.

Fill In The Blank

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Tara Reid goes shopping at paparazzi hotspot Kitson over the weekend.

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We can’t make it out clearly, but we think Tara Reid‘s shirt says ______.

The Almost Housewife

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Eva Longoria lent her support to the Spike for Hope celebrity charity beach volleyball tournament in Los Angeles on Sunday.

The event raised funds for Padres Contra El Cancer – Parents Against Cancer – a nonprofit org for which Longoria is the National Spokesperson.

Later that night, the season finale of Desperate Housewives aired.

Thoughts????

Don’t Believe The Hype

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Jessica Simpson is back in New York and on Monday the suddenly single star took a visitor at her hotel – John Mayer.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that the pair went on a date on Sunday night and could possibly be already back together as a couple.

Yet, the New York Daily News is reporting that Mayer was flirting with a bunch of girls this past weekend and that he may even have been cheating on Simpson with a fuckbuddy model named Caroline.

Meanwhile, our sources tell us that Jessica’s camp is feverishly trying to “spin” this breakup today, before all the celebrity weeklies close and go to print this evening.

They’re trying to hard to convince them all that Fugs ‘n’ Jugs will get back together.

We’ll see! (But we’re not holding our breath.)

Why Was She There Too????

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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For some reason or another, Mushy Fartone ended up at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday.

She probably had a Keds promotional event to go to!

Discount Shopper

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Kim Kardashian may be hanging with the jet set crowd, but she’s still bargain hunting on eBay!

The amateur porn star was seen wearing this Missoni dress from 2005 this past weekend in Miami – the same dress she just bought last month on eBay.

Click here to check out that transaction.

And click here to check out Kardashian’s ebay profile. She has 100% positive feedback!

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