Archive for May, 2007

Quote Of The Day

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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“I make music because I have a void to fill. Make no mistake about it – everyone in the entertainment industry is where they are because of the way they’ve chosen to fill in that void. I’m an artist, not a CPA. I’m not normal by conventional social standards, and I’ll never be, so maybe I should stop worrying and just embrace the insanity a bit.”

John Mayer, on his blog on Monday

Weinstein On ‘Sicko’ Controversy: Bush Should Back Off

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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It has been four days since the New York Times published this article on the Michael Moore in Cuba controversy, but by Saturday I had already written on the story three times, and I figured I'd wait awhile before commenting more. The article doesn't report much that hasn't already been covered here -- Moore is in trouble with the U.S. Treasury Department because of a trip he took to Cuba for his latest film, SiCKO -- and it was actually written before Moore's rant-as-defense letter, but it does feature a response from Harvey Weinstein, whose The Weinstein Co. is distributing SiCKO this summer. Weinstein appears to be grateful for the extra publicity that the government is giving to the film, but he also addressed some concerns. He thinks the Treasury Dept. might try to have the Cuba footage removed from the documentary, and he mentions that if so, he has the resources to fight them on this.

Speaking of resources, Chris Lehane was also quoted in response to the controversy. The spin doctor, who was hired by TWC last week to provide PR assistance for the film, states that the company feels comfortable with the terms in which Moore went to Cuba. So basically it seems that TWC and Lehane are backing Moore 100% on the issue, despite the fact that the trip seems obviously to have been in violation of the law. I think that if these guys really do want more publicity for SiCKO that they should just let Moore tackle this himself. He'd probably be struck with a huge fine, which he would then publicly reject. He would be put in jail for a short sentence, and while he's behind bars, millions of curious individuals will go see his movie. Sounds good: Weinstein gets his box office and we get to rid society of Moore for at least a month or so.

In other news, Moore has issued a letter to Presidential candidate, and actor, Fred Thompson, in which he addresses the former senator's hypocritical purveyance of Cuban cigars. He also challenges Thompson to a debate, which the winner of could be decided on television a la American Idol. Moore points out that he won a big debate award in Michigan 35 years ago. Hopefully Thompson will respond to the request, at least to decline. Stay tuned for more on Moore this weekend, when he will premiere SiCKO at the Cannes Film Festival.

Oh, and just to clear up any bias I have against Moore or the film before you guys leave me more assuming notes: I think Moore is irresponsible and foolish; I don't have any right-wing agenda in thinking this (I don't feel the need to give out my actual political affiliation here); I have for the most part enjoyed Moore's movies, even when I've disagreed with them or found them to be manipulative; I very, very much look forward to seeing SiCKO.
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Lights Out

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Rev. Jerry Falwell, a big fan of the gays, passed away on Tuesday.

He was rushed to the hospital after he was found unresponsive in his office.

Falwell was hospitalized twice in early 2005 with acute onset pulmonary edema, or congestive heart failure, and at one point was placed on a ventilator.

He was 73.

David Lynch Shopping ‘Lynch,’ Documentary On Himself

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Remember that 700 hours of behind-the-scenes footage of Inland Empire that Chris Ullrich posted about last month? All of that was going to be whittled down into "the most current perspective on one of cinema's greatest directors and will bring to life his creative process and joy for living life to its fullest potential." The material has now been molded into a documentary called Lynch, which David Lynch is shopping around himself. Unfortunately, this time he is sans cow.

The director is shopping the doc to international buyers at Cannes -- all areas but North America, which likely means that he will take on the distributing task once again. Interestingly enough, whoever directed the film is a mystery. The person is credited as "blackANDwhite," and is said to be someone who lived and worked in Lynch's home, hoping "to present to the world the unique experience of being with David Lynch for a prolonged period of time, watching him as he creates on a day-to-day basis." According to Eric Bassett of Lynch's Absurda -- it is not Lynch himself who directed the documentary.

I wonder if that means it could be a family member, since it's pretty revealing to let someone come in to film you 24-7. That being said, Lynch must be prepared for the revealing aspects of such a shoot, since Bassett says that it "shows some rough stuff that I'm pretty shocked David let out. There are a lot of problems on the set. David admits he has no idea what he's doing sometimes." I'm wondering if these are Huckabees-level problems, or just general chaos? It'll probably be eons before we can see this, but in the meantime, a half hour of footage called Lynch 2 will be included on the Inland Empire DVD, which comes out on August 14. As for the other hundreds of hours of footage -- I wouldn't be surprised if bits get released here and there, on Lynch's site or his future DVDs.
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It’s Over!

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Richie Rich is deader than Denise Richards‘s acting career!

Richards and her Bon Jovie boyfriend, Richie Sambora, have ended their highly criticized relationship of more than a year.

Denise’s rep tells In Touch Weekly exclusively, “Denise and Richie broke up two months ago,” but according to a friend of the actress, “they didn’t want to make it public because they lived through public divorces and it was very painful.”

The couple had been drifting apart for some time but remain close. Denise even flew across the country to attend the funeral for Richie’s father, Adam, 70, who succumbed to cancer on April 20. “She took the next flight – a red eye – to be with him,” says Denise’s pal. “She stayed with him in New Jersey for two weeks for the wake and the funeral.”

Denise told In Touch on May 10, “I take my life one day at a time. I’m in a really happy place.”

Poor Denise. Poor pathetic amoral Denise.

Ha ha ha ha!

Madame Tutli-Putli

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Madame Tutli-Putli

The Nines at Cannes

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

In case you’re wandering La Croisette, wondering where all the interlocking three-part dramas with unexpected science-fiction elements are, you might want to check out The Nines, which has three market screenings scheduled this week:

  • Wednesday, May 16th at 12:00pm - Palais K (Market)
  • Friday, May 18th at 8:00pm - Palais K (Market)
  • Monday, May 21st at 11:00am - The Deauville / Majestic Hotel (Market)

We’re not in competition — these screenings are just to give distributors in, say, Bulgaria, a chance to see the movie. I’m not there, 1 so I have no particular insight on how to muscle one’s way into these screenings, except that persistence almost always pays off.

This is also a unique opportunity to see the movie with its sparkling new French subtitles:

  • MARGARET
  • Je suis à ça de t’avoir Christine Walsh pour Parade Magazine.
  • GARY
  • Je déteste Parade Magazine.
  • MARGARET
  • Tout le monde déteste. Le public de “Crime Lab” adore leur Marilyn Vos Savant. Fais-nous un petit acte de contrition, et peut-être qu’on tuera pas ton personnage. Va pas me faire un pétage de plomb…
  • GARY
  • Je suis pas fou.
  • MARGARET
  • Justement. Justement!

  1. A strange sentence: “I’m not there.” Obviously, I could never be “there,” since I am always “here.” It feels like the kind of contradiction that would have been pointed out to Alice in one of her adventures.

Britney Shows Off The Other One (Sorta)

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Momma Spears and her less loved son, Small Fry, took a stroll through the singer’s Malibu home on Monday.

From afar….he sure looks special!

[Images via Britney CL.]

If You Are Easily Offended….

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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The Almost Princess Almost Puss

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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Kate Middleton remains ladylike in London on Monday night, despite the aggressive paparazzi angling for a shot of the vajayjay.