Archive for June, 2007

TV Review: Meadowlands – “Pilot”

Friday, June 8th, 2007

It’s refreshing to learn that Meadowlands, a series about witness protection program families living in the ultimate gated community, isn’t simply a show about the idyllic, mysterious suburban locale. In fact, we learn more about the town of Meadowlands in the pilot episode than we’ve learned about the island in all three seasons of Lost. No, Meadowlands doesn't get caught up in forcing the audience to play guessing games about a bizarre community. Instead, we are thrust into the sublime weirdness of the residents.

There is a difference between Meadowlands and the usual TV series or movie about suburbia. It's not darkly comical; it's dark. The resident's aren't Picket Fences odd; they're Arkham Asylum odd. An undercurrent of madness makes the melodrama seem more dire and the residents more interesting.

Four of those residents just moved to town. The Brogan family, with patriarch Danny (David Morrissey), his wife Evelyn (Lucy Cohu), their daughter Zoe (Felicity Jones) and her twin Mark (Harry Treadaway), are led blindfolded to their new home. They leave behind their names, their lives and, hopefully, the people who tried to burn them alive for Danny's criminal ways. Meadowlands is the safest place in the world. And they're lucky to be there.

At least Danny tries to convince his family that their seclusion is worth it. While his 17-yea-old son, still silent from his traumatic fire experience, spends his time ogling a neighbor woman who is too happy to show off and his flirty daughter tries to snag the town's hot, bad-boy handyman Jack (Tom Hardy), Danny's focus turns to his wife who pines for a day outside the compound. That's just day one. The true nature of the town is exposed when the aggressive sexuality of the handyman is countered by the aggressive discipline of the local head of law enforcement (Ralph Brown). Scared when the constable reveals that he knows his true identity, Danny runs to the folks in charge and gets a rundown on just how bizarre, and possibly dangerous, Meadowlands’s residents really are.

MeadowlandsCompared to most shows that air on Showtime, a channel that masquerades soft-corn porn (The Tudors) and fetish TV (Dexter) as high-end drama, Meadowlands isn’t a likely candidate to fill a Sunday night line-up. It is a titillating drama for sure, but the Channel 4/Showtime co-production lacks the pretense of a show abut Henry the VIII or a serial killer who kills killers.

Within the first 15 minutes, Zoe has already made an indecent proposal to Jack (of all trades!) the handyman and Danny and Evelyn start to try out the kitchen counter. When the sunny neighbor Brenda (Melanie Hill) masturbates in front of Mark with one of the gloves he wears to hide his burns, the oddities are just beginning.

Yes, there is something askew about the entire show. Though we learn a lot about Meadowlands we hardly scrape the surface of how each resident got there. The show certainly has the makings of a quality soap, which makes criticism hard to dish out. The worst you can say about Meadowlands is that it isn’t groundbreaking; the best you can say is that it is it likely to be the most addictive hour Showtime has ever aired.

Meadowlands premieres Sunday, June 17 at 10 pm. on Showtime.

Daniel J. Stasiewski is the webmaster and editor of The Film Chair and Erie Film. He has an unhealthy obsession with movies and popular culture, for which his therapist suggested joining Blogcritics.

Paris Is In The Car!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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She’s heading to court!

Paris Hilton was seen being escorted in handcuffs into the back of police car 865 just moments ago.

The heiress is expected to arrive in courtat approximate 10:55 A.M. Pacific.

She’s heading to court!

Paris Hilton was seen being escorted in handcuffs into the back of police car 865 just moments ago.

The heiress is expected to arrive in court at approximate 10:55 A.M. Pacific.

If you are under house arrest when you are transported, you have to be in handcuffs.

The paparazzi literally attacked the police car when it began escorting Paris to the courthosue!!!

South African based Ontwerp updates their site with new content and a new reel for summertime!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

South African based Ontwerp updates their site with new content and a new reel for summertime!

Trucker in Love

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Now here's a PSA about just listening, it's so cute when old truckers discover love.

Runtime: 50 sec

The Cops Are Waiting

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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A police car is waiting outside of Paris Hilton‘s house to give her a ride to the court ASAP.

She is still inside as of 10:05 A.M. Pacific.

Earlier this morning, Paris’ hair and makeup people were seen entering the home.

Paris Is Still At Home!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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As of 9:45 A.M. Pacific, Hilton has not left her house, PerezHilton.com has learned.

We can hear the helicopters circling from where we at, blocks and blocks away.

This is crazy!

First Boards Awards

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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Boards Magazine is another great motion-graphics and commercial production news resource, if you don’t already check it out. Our own Jon Saunders with Kim Dulaney, and Emmett Dzieza designed the open for their (not-so) recent Awards Show while at Stardust. It’s a liquid-smooth camera move through an otherworldly landscape of groovy organic lines, mushrooms, crystal caves, feathers and a city in the clouds. Sweet.

At The Courthouse

Friday, June 8th, 2007

The latest: The city attorney says the judge should have the authority to send Paris back to jail.

Hilton has yet to arrive at t he courthouse but is expected any moment now.

[Thanks to our friends at CelebTV.com, who’ve been reporting exclusively today for PerezHilton.com!]

The Doll by Wyld Stallions

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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Warning: Link potentially NSFW if you actually work in a professional office, not at home or in a boy’s club. Contains nudity and adult situations.

The Doll is a gorgeous new short film from Wyld Stallions to “virally” promote a luxury lingerie line. The sci-fi scenario involves a lonely lady and a mail-order robot. So: lingerie, robots, girls. Sounds good already, huh? What’s interesting (besides the obvious) is the making of and behind-the-scenes stuff that Wyld Stallions has put together. They take you through the whole process of making the film: writing, storyboards, animatics, casting, the shoot, and post-production. The film is also really nicely shot and full of subtle visual effects that you may not catch the first time ’round. Well done, guys. Take a moment and check it all out.

Cool experimental work by eatdrink: Observation of The Cat State

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Cool experimental work by eatdrink: Observation of The Cat State