Archive for June, 2007

Thundercats are GO!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

By the sword of Omens, looks like Warner Bros. have gained sight beyond sight. After commissioning another He-Man film, they have well and truly been bitten by the nostalgia bug and have optioned a script for a Thundercats live-action movie.

According to Variety, the script, by Paul Sopocy, is an origin story (as everything must be nowadays) detailing Lion-O’s path to becoming the leader of the Thundercats. All the favourites will feature including Tygra, Panthra and Cheetarah.

We’re banking on Gary Oldman as Mumm-Ra. And Rob Schneider as Snarf.

iPhone: How To

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

The most eagerly anticipated gadget since the neutron bomb has yet to arrive, but the iPhone's commercials are already here.

Runtime: 30 sec

Paris Behind Bars

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

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What’s life like in jail for the world’s most famous heiress?

People reports:

Paris Hilton got her second visitor in jail: her psychiatrist.

Dr. Charles Sophy, the Beverly Hills therapist who has been treating her for the past eight months, entered the jail with Hilton’s lawyer Tuesday and stayed for about two hours.

Both left without commenting.

TMZ adds:

Paris has been crying on the phone, saying she’s not sleeping or eating. Paris says her cell is “freezing cold.” She has three little blankets and no pillow. She’s using one of the blankets as a pillow. The room is bright and jail noise echoes through her space.

Sleep isn’t the only problem. Paris says she has no appetite and has eaten almost nothing.

Pretty soon we will find out when Paris takes a poo and a psychic will tell us her every thought!!!

The Only Man In Her Life

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

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On the same day news of her breakup with Owen Wilson was made public, Kate Hudson stepped out and went on with her life.

The actress put on a brave face as she had lunch with her lovely daughter son, Ryder, in LA on Tuesday.

Now that she’s single again…..

Who should Kate date next?????

SIGHting

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Spotted: Gayden Christensen and Rachel Beardson antiques shopping on Tuesday in Waterloo, Ontario (Canada), sources tell PerezHilton.com.

DVD Review: Cagney & Lacey 1

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

In celebration of the series’ 25th anniversary, Cagney & Lacey 1 arrives on DVD presenting the second season, which ran 22 episodes from October 1982 to May 1983. The set is subtitled “The True Beginning” because this was when Sharon Gless and Tyne Daley started their partnership.

Writer-producers Barbara Corday and Barbara Avedon shopped the project around for years. CBS was finally interested as a vehicle for Loretta Swit, who was working on M*A*S*H, so they greenlit a TV-movie version in which she would play Christine Cagney. Corday’s husband, Barney Rozenzweig was the executive producer and Tyne Daly starred as Mary Beth Lacey. The show did so well a series was ordered, but Swit couldn’t get out of M*A*S*H.

The producers wanted Sharon Gless, but she was under contract to Universal, so Meg Foster was cast as Cagney. The series got poor ratings and was cancelled after its six episode run in the spring of 1982. Negotiations took place to get the show back, but they had to lose Foster because she was considered masculine and aggressive, which really means people saw her character as a lesbian. Foster having played one in A Different Story probably contributed to this view. Gless became available and the rest is television history.

Quoting from Rozenzweig on the show’s website, “Cagney & Lacey was never a police drama; it was about two women who happened to be cops.” Cagney is a single, career woman. Lacey is a wife and mother. They have an interesting dynamic as they struggle to make in this male world as each take different paths. Cagney is usually willing to accept circumstances at work to get in good with the males. Lacey is her own woman and won’t compromise. For example, when a stripper performs at the police station, Cagney joined the fellows, but Lacey had no part because she found it degrading. Cagney pointed out that a year ago they wouldn’t even have been asked.

The show was cancelled at the end of this season. Fans wrote in complaining and Rozenzweig told them rather than write the network, write letters to newspapers. Dorothy Swanson asked what she could do and started a letter-writing campaign. It was the first act of Viewers for Quality Television, a non-profit group that ran until 2000 with the mission of saving “critically acclaimed programs from cancellation despite their Nielsen program rating.” CBS couldn’t ignore the response, and asked for the show to come back, which it did in the spring of 1984 for a truncated seven-episode season. Before the hiatus, the 1982-83 season was awarded an Emmy to Daly for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series and nominations to Gless in the same category to the series for Outstanding Drama.

Even though Cagney & Lacey contains its fair share of melodrama, it was well written and dealt believably for a network drama about issues such as drug use, homosexuality, date rape, and domestic violence. Women issues are explored and not always through one point of view. There is a constant reminder of the male attitude towards women in the workplace, both subtle and overt. The series is entertaining and thought-provoking.

The DVD comes with a two-part featurette called “Breaking the Laws of TV” about the show. The cast, crew, and people like Gloria Steinem discussed the show’s history and its impact. “Pt. 2” focuses on the supporting cast, a talented group, although it is impossible for me not to see Martin Kove as that evil bastard John Kreese from The Karate Kid. I kept waiting for a bad guy to sweep his legs.

This writer is a member of The Masked Movie Snobs, a collective that fights a never-ending battle against bad entertainment. El Bicho is an active contributing editor for BC Magazine.

Caption Me: When Zombie Hands Attack!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

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This image has not been doctored.

Fugs ‘n’ Jugs Over – For Good This Time!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

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You’ve probably stopped caring, but…..

John Mayer has dumped Jessica Simpson yet again, and this time – People reports – it’s truly the end.

What they said: “It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road,” a source close to Mayer tells People. “It is definitely over – the relationship has ended.”

What they wish they could really say: “He dumped her. He’s already banged three groupies. He’d rather screw Ken Paves than get back together with Jessica!”

What they said: “They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold,” says a Simpson source. “This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring. ”

What they wish they could really say: “We need to spin this so that Jessica doesn’t seem like a loser.”

What they said: “Every relationship has its differences, but with Jessica and John those differences were starting to become more and more apparent,” says the Mayer source.

What they wish they could really say: “They had NOTHING in common! We’re surprised they made it last this long. John was mesmerized by her boobs. Jess was using him for publicity. Thank God it’s over.”

Amen!

Larry King Not A Fan Of Anderson Cooper

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

The older journalist gets upset that the Silver Fox is getting more air time during coverage of Sunday’s Democratic nominees’ presidential debate.

King was inadvertently caught on tape during a break acting all diva towards the Coop.

Click here to watch the bitchiness!

Who Worked It Better? YOU Decide!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

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Left: Reese. Right: another bitch in heat, Vicky Beckham.