Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend in Capri where she hooked up with three guys in less than 24 hours. Starting with the waiter pictured above here's a rundown of Lindsay's conquests as reported by the Daily Mail: Dude #1 Alexandra Di Nunzio: The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18. But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio. The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together. Dude #2 Eduardo Costas: The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a 'healthy' lifestyle. Dude #3 Dario Faiella The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears — 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem. It’s nice to see Lindsay Lohan is back to her true form. And by true form, I mean a bionic humping machine secretly created by the government.

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Vegas this weekend. Yeah, go ahead and absorb that for a minute. People says they spent the night together in Paris’ room. PageSix.com says they didn’t. I bet he did. I mean, how could Kevin resist Paris climbing over furniture like a drunken Spider-man? That’s just erotic. Could you imagine if he knocked her up? I did. It took the fire department five hours to talk me down off a ledge. Then they gave me a ride on the fire engine to a strip club. Okay, maybe I sort of jumped off the back when no one was looking.

The rumors have been around since at least September, but now Hayden Panettiere have escalated their relationship up another level.

Though they have denied being a couple, People magazine is now reporting that the Heroes costars are dating.

And if People is reporting it, then it must be true! Hayden's publicist probably confirmed the story off-the-record!

"Hayden's mom adores Milo. She thinks he's so cute," a family friend tells the magazine. "She tells her friends that he's her boyfriend. She's very proud."

We're sure Lesley's all over it! The fact that Hayden is 18 and Milo is 30 probably doesn't bother mommy one bit!

On a December trip to New York City, Ventimiglia hung out with the entire Panettiere family. "He's even met her grandparents. He fits in perfectly with the family. Milo jokes around with her little brother," says the source. "They're buddies."

When the couple are together, "they're very affectionate and very comfortable around each other. He really takes care of her, even down to the little things like giving her a back massage and going with her to work."

"They're not afraid to show their affection around her family and their friends," says the friend.

We're already praying to the Gossip Gods that Hayden ends up pregnant and dumped by Milo next year.

How hot would that be????

Britney Spears kept things quiet this weekend and hit up the closing sale at the Virgin MegaStore in LA. Has she finally calmed down? Did she find true love with her pap in shining armor? Can we expect a quieter more subdued Britney this year? These questions and more I will completely forget about as I bring in the New Year by downing the world’s largest Jell-O shot. Anyone know where I can rent a cement mixer?

What beleaguered British songstress' husband used to be a gay escort, sources tell us????? The bad boy has also been a "social" dealer for years, selling drugs to his friends and acquaintances.

As her husband continues to rot in jail, Amy Winehouse has jetted off to the Caribbean. And PerezHilton.com has exclusive details about the singer's getaway to warmer climates.

Sources tell us that Wino is staying in Mustique at the home of rocker turned photographer Bryan Adams (next to Mick Jagger and Tommy Hilfiger's places).

Adams is shooting Amy for a fashion shoot and she has been seen on the small island…at Basil's bar.

Hugh Grant, NY socialite Tinsley Mortimer and Prince Wiliams girlfriend Kate Middleton are also in Mustique, sources tell us.

Maybe Kate and Amy will strike up a friendship? Not with this Kate!

"Everyone gets DUI's. Thousands are handed out every day, but you only hear about it when celebrities get them. It is a big deal but it's not a big deal - just a slap on the wrist."

- Jack Osbourne, when asked about Mischa Barton's arrest for drunk driving and illegal drug possession

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Miami, New York and Las Vegas are the hubs for all the New Year's activity and Sunday night brought The Hills girls to Sin City.

Whitney, Audrina and Lauren hosted a party at LAX, but they won't be ringing in 2008 in Vegas. They have some party planned in San Diego.

If you're in New York, make sure you stop by our party at the Gansevoort tonight.

It's gonna be the hotness!

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Pete Wentz looks cute as a cupcake fresh out of the oven at dinner in Miami Beach this past weekend.

Ashlee Simpson, on the other hand, looks like she's had four whiskey sours too many.

Fart bomb!

The clebe couple is in the MIA to host a New Years Eve party….and collect a paycheck.

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