Archive for June, 2008

Britney Spears. A bikini. VEGAS! This time terror doubles down

Monday, June 16th, 2008

I lounge with a stiff drink in my hands. My wounds from that creature, that ABOMINATION, still stung from the chlorine in the pool. But I'm safe here. We left it for dead in Costa Rica. Thousands of miles away. I sip from my whiskey. Ah, Vegas, you make everything better. For a moment, I close my eyes and savor the sun. "Y'AAALLLL" NO! How?! Not here! My God, the people... Is there nowhere a man can gamble without fear of mastication by forces unknown? More importantly, I just had this room comped. "Y'AAALLLL" Let this be the final countdown, monster. Today, one man fights back - with a vengeance. And, also, a lounge chair slathered in bacon. EN GARDE!
Photos: Flynet

Aline keeps rising

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Top FW08 newcomer Aline Weber (Elite Paris) is certainly living up to her billing with this month’s edit in Paris Vogue. Patrick Demarchelier shoots some of his best work in recent memory with Carine Roitfeld styling and Aline in front of the lens. (Images courtesy of Elite Paris). Also with 1 Model Management.

Photo: Patrick Demarchelier for June/July Paris Vogue. Aline (Elite Paris, 1 Models)

Photo: Patrick Demarchelier for June/July Paris Vogue, Aline (Elite Paris, 1 Models)

Photo: Patrick Demarchelier for June/July Paris Vogue, Aline (Elite Paris, 1 Models)

Feel Good Anyway Reel 08 & Update

Monday, June 16th, 2008

After quite a lot of umm-ing and arr-ing, I decided to upgrade this nugget of news from the Quickies.

The work on show is extremely subjective, and just like Marmite, you’ll either love it or hate it! I’m posting this is because it’s a good example to all the aspiring motion graphic designers of doing things differently, of trying to steer away from the well-beaten path of logo resolve after logo resolve. Luckily, the people at FGA also have a great sense of design to back up their reel, rather than relying just on novelty.

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Jessica Simpson loves meat

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads "Real Girls Eat Meat." Ha, adorable. I also love funny T's and whipped up one that I think she'll love. It reads: "Jessica Simpson shouldn't wear T-shirts. Or any clothing in the chest vicinity through the near to foreseeable future." Catchy, I know. Now all I need is a sweatshop... Anyone getting bored with their kids?

Universal Nabs a Date with ‘Brüno’

Monday, June 16th, 2008

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Universal Studios appears to have claimed next May the 15th on which to release Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat follow-up, tentatively titled Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt.

That pretty much explains what type of shenanigans Cohen is up to for this stealthily filmed outing, and I believe that it comes across as a remarkable vote of confidence from Universal that they're willing to face off against the likes of a DaVinci Code prequel (which, if the first film is any indication, might be worth a couple of laughs itself).

Sure, Borat did well enough to justify such a prominent spot, but that came out in early November, not the week before Memorial Day. Maybe I'm too adjusted to having my summer comedies laced with special effects or Judd Apatow; who knows, maybe we'll get a blockbuster comedy that gets by on actual ... laughs.

[via Box Office Mojo]

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Skyscraper Festival call for entries ends June 22nd

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Skyscraper Festival call for entries ends June 22nd

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Spencer Pratt has an unhealthy obsession with young boys

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Spencer Pratt, through some unholy alliance with Lucifer (He let him touch Heidi's boobs.), managed to find himself as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. And, get this, the smug little douchecock has the nerve to check his watch during the interview! After that, Spencer rambles on about how he's apparently found the next pop stars of the future which are really younger versions of pop stars of the past. I dunno, but it's even more retarded than I just described:
"I live and breath pop culture. Right now I've got a partnership with the next Jay-Z. And he's only 12. He's better than Jay-Z at 12-years-old, so imagine him at 20.... I also have the future Michael Jackson. Duwann. He's 23. You'll be reading about him soon."
Anyone get the distinct feeling Spencer Pratt stumbled across a time machine and is kidnapping the stars of today while they're kids? I don't know how else to explain why I saw him leaving Toys R' Us with a young 50 Cent. Who Spencer then tossed in the back of a van while rubbing his hands together laughing "Children! I love children! Muhahahaha!" True story - which I know I say a lot, but, seriously, no bullshit; this one's the real deal. Along with the time I said I had sex with Catwoman. Video after the jump.
Photos: Splash News

Escape Studios and Pleix turn Nissan inside out

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Escape Studios and Pleix turn Nissan inside out

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B.O. Report: “Hulk” smash

Monday, June 16th, 2008

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"The Incredible Hulk" debuted with a romping, stomping $55 million opening weekend, further proof that the current Marvel formula -- cast the lead smartly, keep production in-house, don't get too artsy-fartsy -- is paying dividends. Despite worries that the film followed too closely on the big green heels of Ang Lee's "The Hulk," which made $62 million its opening weekend almost exactly five years ago, the new movie benefited from good buzz and benevolent spillover from "Iron Man." (I still say the only time "Incredible Hulk" gets a lift is when Downey Jr's Tony Stark turns up at the end).

"The Happening" knocked out a much higher than expected $31 million in advance of terrible reviews and (I'm guessing) seriously burned audiences. There's perverse appeal in the idea of a quiet end-of-the-world movie -- one that sticks it to moviegoers by showing us going out with a whimper instead of a bang -- but the problem is that M. Night Shyamalan hasn't given us a good one. So brickbats all around, except from Roger Ebert, God bless him.

"Kung Fu Panda" retained water, dropping a mere 45% from its opening weekend. This thing's going to be with us a long time, and you know they're already thinking sequel. "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" dropped off more sharply -- 57% -- as the parents of America suddenly realized that not all PG-13 movies are the same and that this one carries serious raunch. (Or, as the 11-year-old daughter of a friend of mine told her mom as the end credits rolled: "That was so inappropriate!" I think she meant it as a compliment.)

Here's the Box Office Mojo chart and here's Leonard Klady at Movie City News.

Semiconductor Films

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Semiconductor Films
Semiconductor Films (Ruth Jarman and Joe Gerhardt) have been creating their Sound Films and Live Animations for almost ten years now (long before folks were making skylines hop like EQ’s). Despite this, they have slipped below some people’s radar as they seem to float above a traditional category or scene. Their fascinating work is a hybrid of real world imagery and the invisible, latent forces that are infused in the everyday. They approach sound as a tangible, sculptural object.

“Semiconductor make moving image works which reveal our physical world in flux; cities in motion, shifting landscapes and systems in chaos. [They] work with digital animation to transcend the constraints of time, scale and natural forces; they explore the world beyond human experience, questioning our very existence.” (Semiconductor’s site)

Those of you in the UK may have caught one of their more recent films, Magnetic Movie, on Channel 4 as a part of their running Animate Projects. The film consists of footage shot during their five month fellowship at NASA’s Space Sciences Laboratories, recordings of space scientists at UC Berkley describing their discoveries, actual VLF audio recordings and Semiconductors visualizations of these descriptions. Take a few minutes out of your day and learn about fleeting electrons.

Their current project, Brilliant Noise, is on tour now.

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