We've been having Dita withdrawals!

Soooo nice to see her.

Miz Von Teese, looking impeccable as always, was stunning in red at the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party at Rain Nightclub in the Palms Hotel, Las Vegas, on Monday.

Not only did she show up, but Dita also performed.

Lucky party guests!

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Gray's Anatomy star Chandra Wilson spoke out about the Emmy bruhaha that surrounded co-star Katherine Heigl and her decision not to put her name into consideration for an award this year.

Says Wilson:

"All actors have to do that exactly same thing every year. The public at large doesn't understand it's not about your body of works. It can't be something in the middle. You can have a great seasonal arc, but if you don't have that show that's your show, then it's not the right thing for the category. It was amazing to me the way it got blown out of proportion. Some years I submit, some years I don't."

Does this change your mind about Heigl?

Ingrate or not?

[Image via WENN.]

These are topless photos of Maria Beatriz Anthony (a.k.a. Bia) sunbathing while on vacation with soccer star Ronaldo. (Not to be confused with Cristiano Ronaldo who's nailing Nereida Gallardo. God, I hate soccer...) Anyway, Maria is pregnant with Ronaldo's child, but according to The Spoiler, she dumped him because he was fooling around with transvestites. Yet he still gets to see some boob. Unbelievable. I remember one time I left the toilet seat, and you know what I got? A memo saying to stay out of the Ladies Room. Where's the justice?! NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Bia's nipples that will pierce your heart. And I'm not being metaphorical, those fuckers are sharp.

More McAhottie!

Wanted star James McAvoy sizzles on the cover of the new issue of Arena magazine.

Amy Winehouse has a new addiction: tanning! Of course, you couldn't tell by looking at her, but all I'll say is: crack. Amy's friends are concerned because she's not only spending way too much time fake-baking, but also tends to pass the fuck out in the booths. This should end well. The Sun reports:

Rehab singer Amy, 24, even dozes off under the ultraviolet lamps, which release the same type of harmful radiation found in sunlight.
One friend said: “Amy can’t do anything by halves. Recently she has been going for it on the sunbed, but she won’t be told. She bought it to get rid of scabs that started appearing on her skin.”

Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on. Please, let her try tanning with the beehive on....

Cheryl Burke of ABC's Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let's say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no clue what a ballroom dancer's ass is supposed to look like. I assume something's missing. Wait, don't tell me; a chandelier! Ha! Superficial Writer, you old devil, you've done it again.

Cynthia Rodriguez decided a simple financially-crippling divorce wasn't enough to pay A-Rod back for spelunking Madonna's dusty tomb. So, last week Cynthia took off to Paris and dropped a hundred grand on his credit cards then started spreading rumors she was nailing Lenny Kravitz, according to NY Daily News:

"She's been spending wildly," the friend said. "She spent close to $100,000 on her jaunt to Paris."
Cynthia flew the godparents of her daughters, Dodd and Sabina Romero, and their older daughter, first-class to the City of Light, the friend said. There, Cynthia "had spa treatments, she went to the best restaurants," the A-Rod friend said. "She originally was going to head to Spain, where Lenny Kravitz was touring."

Somehow I don't think any of this fazed A-Rod. I mean, the guy had sex with Madonna which I'm pretty sure is legal grounds to declare him full-blown retarded. In the meantime, A-Rod probably makes $2 billion just by picking up a bat, so Cynthia's little spending spree was a drop in the bucket. On a related note, going by my current salary I'll eventually make $100,000 by the year 102,008. Bitchin'! I'm buying rocket boots.