Archive for July, 2008

Will Ferrell Plays ‘Two Face’ — Not to Be Confused with Harvey Dent

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Sometimes a movie's concept tells you everything you need to know about it. Other times you hear one and go "well, that's kind of weird -- I wonder what they'll make of this." Surprisingly, Will Ferrell's latest project fits into the latter category. It's a dramedy called Two Face, written by X-Files vet Vince Gilligan, who also had a hand in the Hancock screenplay. The pitch: Ferrell will play a virulent racist who develops a split personality after an accident, and his alter ego turns out to be a bleeding-heart liberal.

I think the success of this concept depends on how frankly they're willing to approach the racism angle. Obviously there are certain things you're not supposed to say even in unflattering portrayals of racist characters, and certain things that Will Ferrell probably doesn't want to say for the sake of his career. (Side note: I find it a bit curious that period movies can get away with patently offensive displays of racism while movies set in the present tend to shy away, as if we're all pretending that we've solved the racism problem. Any counterexamples? Monster's Ball, maybe.) There's a lot of potential for trenchant satire in something like this, and a lot of potential to make something anodyne and boring, too.

No word on what comes first, this or Sherlock Holmes.

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Penelope Cruz = Boring

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Pene Cruz graces the cover of the new issue of W magazine because she's pretty to look like.

But home slice gives a boring interview!

If you manage to get through all her sound bites below without falling asleep, we'll give you a cookie.

Penelope on…..

ON HER INNER ‘MONSTER’:
“I’m always finding very tricky and hidden ways to sabotage any beautiful moment. And it’s something so internal that I don’t think even my friends or family can catch me doing it. But I catch myself doing it. I’ve had that battle since I was a little girl. It’s like, Uh-oh, here it is again, the monster! Go away and leave me alone!

ON FACING HER FEARS…
“I try not to run away from things because I’m scared of them. When you feel you have to say something to someone, and your heart starts going fast because it could be controversial, I always vote for saying it. With time, you get more at peace with it. I used to get very upset about it, and very angry at myself. But now, when it comes, I just send it away.”

ON THE ‘CELEBRITY GOSSIP MILL’…
“I think it’s disgusting. It’s dangerous and nasty, and bad for our society in so many ways. And it’s getting worse every day. It affects me directly, but I really believe that this culture of gossip affects our society on a much deeper level, on an ethical level. It’s what kids see and hear every day, and it will affect future generations in ways that we cannot even imagine.”

Bret Michaels gets a third chance to bang more strippers on national television

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Bret Michaels and Amber Lake, the "winner" of Rock of Love 2 have broken up. I guess every rose does have it's thorn. And that thorn is made of total manufactured bullshit needed to launch a third season of Bret's reality show. People reports:
Lake, who recently moved to L.A. from her native Chicago to pursue her career, also made it clear that she completely backs Michaels’s decision to take the show on the road for a third installment. This time it’s called Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels and the women vying for his affection will follow the rocker on a month-long tour across the country.
“Third time’s the charm!” says Lake, who plans to watch the new season and is happy to be a sounding board for Michaels. “I can’t stress enough that I support his decision. He’s going to take it on the road, and that’s where he spends the majority of his life. What a great concept.”
Yes, what a great concept indeed - for Bret Michaels. Has anyone ever seen the show? Here's the formula to pretty much every episode. And if someone you know actually thinks this shit is real, you owe it to them to push them out of a moving vehicle: -Bret packs a mansion with strippers, single moms and former Playboy Playmates. At least one of these women will look like she's straight out of a Whitesnake video and/or used to be named Bill. -The gaggle of whores compete in Road Rules-esque challenges that are so asinine Bret doesn't even pretend to watch them while the show's filming and, instead, rides his motorcycle around in circles. -Catfights break out. Usually about who really loves Bret and who's here to be on TV. (Hint: They're mostly Shot of Love with Tila Tequila rejects. Except for the one psycho that's allowed on each season to stir things up. She truly does love Bret and, if the producers cross their fingers hard enough, will stab a stripper to prove it.) -Bret goes on a private date. Gets laid in a limo, haystack, or Ed Hardy dressing room. -Bret eliminates a lady (Typically the one he just nailed.) while shedding a well-timed tear or two when really he can't wait to stop filming so he can bang a hotel room full of groupies from the last county fair he just played. I guess what I'm trying to say is: Jesus walks among us, my friends. And he wears a wig.

The Many Faces Of Dita

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Click here for a retrospective of the style and many looks of Miz Dita Von Teese.

100 photos!

Super fab.

She’s A Machine!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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The return of Jordan!

Katie Price donned her Jordan drag for the launch of her latest book, Angel Uncovered, Thursday morning at Borders Oxford Street in London.

This woman is a marketing machine. She just keeps churning out so much new product!

We're a tad bit envious.

How does she get her makeup to look so natural????? It looks like she's barely wearing any!

[Images via WENN.]

Headline of the Week Weak

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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"Judge: Man, 94, Entrapped In Prostitution Sting"

Awww, poor pops! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

[Image via Sarasota Herald-Tribune.]

Judge: Bradenton Man, 94, Entrapped In Prostitution Sting

BRADENTON - A 94-year-old man whose arrest in a prostitution sting here caused an international buzz will not be prosecuted. A judge ruled Tuesday that Frank Milio was a victim of entrapment.

Milio, who has dementia, was unable to get into a care facility while his case was pending.

The undercover Manatee County Sheriff's Office detective on the street corner that afternoon in

November took 30 steps to go chat with Milio, who authorities say had honked his car horn at the woman to get her attention.

Milio, who turned 94 this month, stopped his car in a parking lot about 60 feet away from the woman, who was standing in an area where authorities regularly set up stings to nab johns. Milio did not flash his lights or say anything to lure the woman over. The woman opened his passenger side door and leaned inside.

"Do you want to party tonight?" the woman asked Milio, who replied that he wanted to think about it for another 15 to 20 minutes. The officer asked about money. She asked whether Milio wanted sex. Milio replied: "Huh?" Milio eventually offered to pay for oral sex.

Manatee County Judge George K. Brown Jr. weighed in Tuesday, tossing the misdemeanor case, in a six-page order that questions the extent to which the detective controlled the nature and direction of the sexual conversation.

"This particular 93-year-old man was encouraged and/or enticed to proceed with the police officer's direction of conversation," Brown wrote.

For Milio's attorney, Donald E. Grieco, the judge's decision vindicated an elderly man whose arrest made news across the nation and landed in the late-night monologues of David Letterman and Jay Leno. The Drudge Report picked up the Herald-Tribune's story on the case.

Milio, the attorney said, is an old man who enjoyed flirting with a pretty woman. Milio never had any intention to pay for sex.

Grieco did not blame the authorities, saying he applauds the efforts police take to combat prostitution.

But the attorney criticized the state's decision to file a charge against Milio, who lives alone in Bradenton and suffers from dementia.

"I'm very disappointed how the state attorney's office handled this case," Grieco said Tuesday. The facts, he said, did not support prosecution.

In June, Grieco filed court papers challenging Milio's arrest, and Brown presided over a hearing in which a video of the sting was played on a giant screen in court.

A prosecutor, Jared M. Monahan, said in court that Milio was well aware of what he was saying and requesting. Monahan dismissed the claim that Milio was enticed to offer money for sex. Milio could have driven away at any point, he said.

The judge's order, however, says the sequence of actions and conversation by the undercover officer "carried with it a substantial risk" that Milio would commit a crime.

After Milio's arrest, prosecutors declined to file a charge against another elderly Bradenton man accused in a solicitation sting in Bradenton — his second charge in 20 years.

That 93-year-old man promised to return several hours later with $30 to seal the deal. A prosecutor said the state was unable to prove the man intended to return.

The pending charge against Milio blocked him from getting into an assisted living facility, Grieco said.

That now may change.

"I am happy for Frank and his daughter that they can finally move on with his life," Grieco said. "He deserves it. Justice was served, in the end, for Frank."

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Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Making the Rounds at General Hospital: Johnny Covers for Lulu

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Johnny takes the blame for Lulu. Noah returns. Carly and Sonny find out about the photo.
Tuesday 7/8 and Wednesday 7/9After showing up at Sonny’s house looking to get him in bed again, it was painfully obvious that Claudia was dealing with the fight she’d had with her dad and her own inner demons. She was determined to prove her father right about her being a slut, but was rebuffed by Sonny when he told her that he was in…

DVD Review: Outsourced

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Not only is it a hugely enjoyable film, but also a beautifully rendered love story.
Looking for a romantic comedy that appeals to a broad audience; a film that never goes overboard with stereotypes and profanity? Outsourced just might be the perfect movie for you. The DVD is set to be released on September 2, 2008.Todd Anderson (John Hamilton) is living a fine life until he receives the bad news that his job has been outsourced,…