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Archive for July, 2008
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Hayden Panettiere (seen here at last night's ESPY awards) dropped her new music video "Wake Up Call" today, and I'll be the first to admit the song is fucking clown shoes. That said, I definitely saw Hayden's panties in the video, so who do I speak to about getting this thing an Oscar? It's hands down the greatest visual experience I've had since that time I watched BBC's Planet Earth on acid - which was this morning. On a related note, I'm a wombat.
Video after the jump.
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Not quite ready for an intervention…
I guess I didn’t get the memo. I tuned in, somewhat by accident, somewhat out of curiosity, to the premier of The Cleaner, starring Benjamin Bratt, A&E’s new series about a former addict who spends (most of) his life trying to “persuade” other addicts (usually by kidnapping them and putting them in rehab) to give up the…
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra, according to the AP:
Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.
I'd say "extremely intoxicated" is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he's on the planet sanctuary moon of Endor. Now where's that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he's inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?*
*Please, join me in prayer that this man is the "shiv you in the abdomen" type. Amen.
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Bland acting and weak continuity still can’t ruin this rousing action-adventure based on the Jules Verne novel.
Brendan Fraser and Josh Hutcherson star in Journey to the Center of the Earth, based on the famous Jules Verne book of the same name. “Vernians” will love the book’s prominent incorporation into the plot while general audiences will enjoy a satisfying, “low stress” experience with a minimal cast of characters.In this…
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy, Newsstand  But wait! Before visions of Vanity Fair and Miley Cyrus in the shower overwhelm you, she doesn't want a racy Sex and the City. No, that doesn't make sense, but read on. Just Jared posted an interview that TV Guide conducted with the Hannah Montana star, who is about to get her own 3-D movie, and when she was asked what she'd like to work on in the future, she said: "I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City." I'm suddenly having flashbacks to " Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women." Rachel Miner had a gig as Laurel, a young woman who considered Carrie Bradshaw her hero and mentor, although she was a virgin who was saving herself for marriage. Dear Miley, while yes, it would be fun for you to get a gig where you chat with your friends and work in the big city, the show is called SEX and the City. To make it "cleaner," would mean taking out the whole twist on the show. But who knows? The stars were much more reserved in the movie version (save Cynthia Nixon), so maybe one day we'll see Smoochin' and the City -- starring Miley Cyrus! Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Terry Richardson shoots supermodel Angela Lindvall for the Jimmy Choo F/W 08 campaign. Leather, snakeskin and fur all sexied up. Totally un-PC but we love it anyway!
Angela/IMG. Ph: Terry Richardson for Jimmy Choo, F/W08
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Kim Kardashian's mom has been pushing for Kim to lose weight, and now so is her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Nothing like getting it from all sides. (Pun intended.) Page Six reports:
"He's been pushing her to work out hard," said our source. Sunday, Kardashian was overheard telling a friend at the opening of FUSE nightclub in Nashville that Bush made her run the dunes at Manhattan Beach in California.
"Run the dunes." Amazing. I'm looking forward pics of Kim doing laps in her heels every time they go out to eat.
REGGIE: What'd you order, baby?
KIM: Seafood alfredo - and a whole cheesecake.
REGGIE: Day-amn! You're running behind the car tonight.
KIM: But don't you love my trunk? All this junk inside my trunk?
REGGIE: Woman, what I'd tell you 'bout that stereotypical bullshit? Reggie Bush is trying to save your life!
Ha! I love these kids.
NOTE: In a rush? Here's the butt shot. The Superficial: Working for you.
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Filed under: Action, Classics, Drama, Foreign Language, Horror, Casting, New Releases, New Line, Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom, New in Theaters, Family Films, Comic/Superhero/Geek  "While waiting in line for the screening of Hellboy II: The Golden Army, I overhead someone say that Guillermo del Toro's latest is being seen as his audition tape for The Hobbit," observed Jonathan Pacheco in his review for The House Next Door. Of course, Del Toro already had the directing gigs for the two Hobbit films before Hellboy II hit theaters, but that won't stop audiences from evaluating the current parade of fairies, demons and evil elves with Del Toro's Middle-Earth-to-be in mind. Needless to say, it's a narrow perspective. It would make more sense to expect that these upcoming features will negotiate between the gothic horror of Pan's Labryinth and the blockbuster approach of Hellboy II. In the latter work, it's clear that Del Toro has more interest in placing these loony supernatural beings in relatively conventional action sequences, allowing the specificity of the characters to create a sense of ingenuity. Pan's Labryinth, on the other hand, offers a single package of storytelling: The art direction, special effects and even the violence directly relate to the drama. The best case scenario for the Hobbit films would be a happy medium: Glorious visuals that reflect Tolkien's deeply involving mythology. Continue reading Discuss: Should 'Hellboy II' Serve as Del Toro's Audition Tape? Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Britney Spears is in the studio working on her new album "with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters," according to her manager Larry Rudolph. He also shared the following insights on Britney's creative process with People:
"She's like, 'I want to go to the studio because I want to have some fun' and that's what it's all about. There's no schedule, there's no agenda, there's no anything. She is just enjoying herself."
In the studio, "She's giggly," he added. "Some days she'll go in and get nothing done. Some times she'll just play around a little bit."
In other words, Britney Spears plays with LEGOs on the couch while an entire team of professionals tries to make it look she can sing. Why do they even invite her to the studio? I'd just call her up one morning and say, "Hey, look, you've got an album coming out." To which she'll reply: "I love brownies!" And then we'll watch it climb the charts. The End.
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