While Lindsay Lohan is currently getting treatment for her addictions in rehab, Nicole Richie prepares to see if she too will be burdened with a prison sentence, like her friend Paris Hilton.

Though she’s denied having an eating disorder or currently abusing drugs, a shocking new report claims that Richie would frequently do drugs with Lohan.

Lindsay’s former bodyguard, Lee Weaver, gave an explosive interview with the News of the World, where – among other things – he recounts a massive ten hour coke binge that Richie and Lohan went on.

“Nobody was as wild as Lindsay,” he says. “But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.

“One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.

“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.”

Maybe prison would be a good thing for Nicole too.

We hope she gets the help she needs!

Wouldn’t Aaron Carter make an excellent boyfriend for Britney Spears?

They’d be perfect together!

He almost looks enough like a girl to satisfy Spears’ reported lesbian tendencies and he’s dirty and ugly enough to quench her thirst for Kevin Federline-like losers.

Carter, sporting some new tats, was spotted at Paramount Studios in LA on Sunday for an event that was part of National Cancer Survivors’ Day.

If Aaron got together with Britney we’re sure they could pop out at least 3 babies in just under 4 years. And record a couple of crappy duets and release a series of sex tapes.

Take that K-Fed!

Say hello to Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from Wales by day and an aspiring opera singer by night.

Paul’s got the whole package. He’s quite chubby. He lacks self-confidence. And he’s incredibly endearing and has an awesome voice.

Click here to watch his stellar performance of Nessun Dorma this past weekend on Britain’s Got Talent.

To compensate for the fact that her new album, My December, sucks hardcore – it’s leaked online and we’ve heard the whole shiteous thing, Kelly Clarkson is about to embark on a summer tour and a massive media push.

The former Idol winner is on the cover of the new issue of Elle, and we have a sneak peek at her interview with the mag.

On battling with record industry executives over the release of My December:
“I’ve sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I’m 25 and a woman…My resistance upsets a lot of people, because we could make a lot of money. And I’m not hatin’ on money. But you know in Funny Girl, when they make Barbara Streisand sing the ‘beautiful girl’ song, and she is singing these lyrics and she knows she’s not that person? I’m just not comfortable doing things that don’t feel like me.”

On declining an offer of $10 million by Clive Davis to ditch five of her songs for more radio-friendly picks of his choosing:
“I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things. I haven’t lost my temper about it. It only drives me more. If your thing is to bring me down, cool. I’ll just work harder.”

On being famous:
“I could give a crap about being a star. I’ve always just wanted to sing and write.”

On unflattering paparazzi shots:
“I’m fine with it. I just don’t care. I don’t wear makeup in public. I don’t worry about what I’m wearing. Hell, I wore pajamas in high school.”

On being ambivalent about her success:
“It is weird when a 12-year-old tells me I am their favorite artist. I’m always like, It’s just because you’re young and you haven’t heard everybody yet. In time, I’ll be weeded out. And that’s cool. I know I’m a good singer, but I know who I am, too.”

On not wanting children:
“My point of view is that I shouldn’t be a mother at all, because I’d be horrible. I’m not willing to be that selfless.”

On marriage:
“I’m not keen on marriage. I don’t let many people in. Men come and go. Friends are what I care about.”

On her ‘type’:
“I can’t stand pretty boys. The guys I date are the just-rolled-out-of-bed, scruffy type. Baseball cap, flannel shirt. Like Luke on Gilmore Girls.”

On never having been in love:
“I know people probably think I’ve been heartbroken, because of the stuff I’ve sung and written. I love my friends and family. But I have never said the words ‘I love you’ to anyone in a romantic relationship. Ever. I am very old-school, conservative in my thinking when it comes to relationships. Love is something you work at. It doesn’t come easily. There are going to be bad days. You are going to have to work at loving someone when they are being an idiot. People think they’re just going to meet the perfect guy. Don’t be ridiculous.”

On her bad qualities:
“I tend to be early. I’m not patient. I have no tolerance for stupidity. I work too much. All my conversations revolve around my job. So I’m boring.”

On her childhood:
“I had a really big issue with self-consciousness when I was young. I was highly emotional. I worried so much. For most of my childhood I was walking on eggshells trying to make everyone happy.”

On refusing to talk about past relationships:
“When it comes to certain parts of my life, I won’t allow myself to be vulnerable at all. I have a lot of trust issues. Most people are like that, I think.”

Jennifer Aniston‘s new relationship with Brit model Paul Sculfor is being tested.

The model’s drug-fueled past has come to light in the press, and despite the “coke shame” Man is sticking by her man.

Sculfor was spotted leaving Aniston’s Malibu mansion on Sunday.

After Brad Jen’s taste in men sure’s been crappy!

Click here to watch a younger, thinner but just as ugly P-Nasty get his “acting” on in a 2001 episode of The Sopranso.

It’s about time!

Eddie Murphy is scheduled to be in a Los Angeles courtroom today to determine whether or not the daughter of former girlfriend Mel B. is his biological child or not.

The total prick dumped the former Spice Girl without so much as even a call and then went on to question the paternity of the child in a television interview.

Then, to make poo turn into diarrhea, Murphy refused to submit to a DNA test after the baby was born.

Now it’s become a legal issue and we’re sure Mel B. is going to be thrilled to see him in court.

She better get tons and tons of that Shrek cash for the shit he’s put her through!

It’s been a strenuous few months years for Britney Spears and her mom Lynne.

However, the estranged pair seem to be making amends.

Sunday afternoon, Lynne and daughter Jamie Lynne were spotted visiting Britney and the boys.

Back when Lynne was in the hospital a few months ago, though, Britney did not visit her – that’s how bad things got.

Let’s hope it’s all a bit better now.

We still want that ho – Momma Spears – on The View, though!

The British lady singers may be very talented, but they sure aren’t reliable!

Songstress Lily Allen was supposed to perform in Austin, Texas, this past weekend for the Mix 94.7 summer concert.

Unfortunately, Allen had to cancel at the last minute – claiming she was “sick,” sources tell PerezHilton.com.

Well, she wasn’t too sick to party it up at Kanye West‘s birthday extravaganza in NYC just the night before!

This isn’t the first time Lily’s cancelled.

In April, she announced that she was cancelling over 20 dates of her North American tour.

She’s still scheduled to perform in New York this week…if she doesn’t cancel!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]