Has he ever thought about maybe keeping his thoughts to himself?

Does he need to speak to the media EVERY SINGLE DAY????

Now that Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab (again), her estranged father – whose making the most of his time now that he’s out of jail – is chatting with Us Weekly about how badly he wants to be famous.

Oh, wait. No he’s not. He’s talking about Lindsay, of course. Out of his “concern” for her.

Us: Are you relieved to hear she’s checked into Promises, a respectable treatment center?

Michael Lohan: I’m glad she’s there and trying to get help. I hope she stays away from Samantha Ronson and all the people who have been negative influences. That includes the bodyguard, the assistants…. Lindsay needs to clean house. She needs to get God back in her life and put her family in her life. She’s gotta start all over again from where she started when she was at her best.

Us: Is Lindsay religious?

ML: I wouldn’t say religious. I’d say faithful. She believes in God.

Us: How did you find out she was in rehab? Did your ex-wife Dina call or someone from her camp?

ML: No. There was speculation, but I haven’t heard from Dina. I’m still trying to arrange a sit down. I’ve put the past behind me.

Us: Why do you think no one from Lindsay’s camp called you?

ML: They’re afraid of my relationship with Lindsay. You see, this is the problem. Unless they start [including me], Lindsay is never going to get better.

Us: Have you spoken to your probation officer about going to Promises yet?

ML: I’m talking to them tomorrow.

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Our pals at In Touch Weekly got their hands on the invite to Nicole Richie‘s Memorial Day party, you know the one Mischa Barton has that little “accident” at.

It’s quite enlightening!

From: Nicole Richie < xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx >
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party
Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000

My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who’s coming. Thanks

Nicole’s publicist says she was just trying to be funny in the email invite, but a lot of people are finding it anything but funny.

“Clearly, she is thumbing her nose at the people in rehab,” Dr. Joyce Brothers tells In Touch. “It’s a huge form of acting out, and it shows that the treatment for her eating disorder did not do any good.”

During the party – which was held at the house of Richie’s BFF, Masha Gordon’s – most of the guests drank beer and nibbled on barbecue, but “Nicole didn’t eat anything,” a witness tells In Touch.

Nutritionist Dr. Majid Ali tells the mag, “I would place Nicole’s weight at about 83 pounds. At 5’1″, she should weigh 105 to 110 pounds. You can see a bit of bloat of her belly, consistent with a malnutrition syndrome. I would be very concerned for her health if I was a family member.”

Since Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail, Nicole, who was arrested in December, is terrified she’ll end up behind bars too.

“When Nicole heard about Paris’ sentence, she broke down,” says an insider. “She’s been eating less. She’s only sleeping three hours a night. She has nightmares about being in prison and wakes up in cold sweats.”

Though Nicole’s rep has denied reports in the National Enquirer that she stayed overnight in rehab in mid-May for an eating disorder and a Vicodin addiction, Richie has been seeking outpatient treatment at Beau Monde Programs for months, an insider tells In Touch.

They must be doing wonders. Nicole’s had amazing progress, hasn’t she?

NOT!

An Olsen? A Drunkst? Perhaps Sevigny???

CLICK HERE to find out who is rocking those shades.

Kate Moss. London. Drink. Coke.

Shouldn’t she switch to Pepsi?

Or Crack Lite????

Jamison Stone, 11, stands next to a wild pig he killed recently near Delta, Alabama. Stone’s father says the hog weighed 1,051 pounds and messured 9 feet 4 inches from the tip of it’s snout to the base of its tail.

Jared Leto came on a little strong with Danish TV presenter Nanna this past weekend.

The 30 Seconds To Uranus singer was appearing on the DR1 show Boogie TV to promote his crappy new music – and maybe stick his tongue down Nanna’s throat?

“He needs to respect the intimacy zone,” says our body language expert, Dr. Perezian. “Jared is coming in too close for comfort with that lady, holding her too tightly. And she’s pulling back. He needs to learn to take cues from people better. She looks like the smell of him is about to make her vomit.”

Jared also needs to learn how to shower.

And douche!

Things have just gotten worse for Lindsay Lohan!

After being busted by police and charged with DUI, the LAPD are now revealing that cocaine was found in the troubled pAArty girl’s car.

Though it seems like everyone in Hollywood does it, cocaine is illegal, bitches.

Officers believe that Lindsay was speeding – under the influence of drugs/alcohol – and lost control of her car on Saturday morning. The car hit a crashed into a curb and a tree on Sunset Blvd, and Lohan was taken in another car to the Century City hospital.

Police received a 911 call about the accident after Lindsay abandoned her banged up Mercedes and fled the scene of the incident.

Officers “tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest” for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Lohan was cited and released. She faces serious drama when the matter heads to court. In addition to the drunk driving dilemma, she will also face felony criminal charges for the illegal narcotics in her car.

We’re guessing Lindsay’s gonna be paying another trip to rehab very very soon.