Paula Abdul broke her nose this past weekend.

Why?

A spokesperson for the American Idol judge tells TV’s Extra that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip. As a result of the fall, she broke her nose.

Abdul was not hospitalized, but we really hope she wears something on her nose on the A.I. finales this week.

Did she trip over the wagon to avoid her dog???

Denise Richards and her pooch take a stroll through the streets of Los Angeles this past weekend. It must such when you’re dog is hotter than you. That’s one sexy canine!

She’s off the wagon!

Just when we thought she was getting better, Britney fucks it all up with one really wild night of partying in Miami.

Statistically speaking most people don’t stay sober after their first stint in rehab. Almost everyone relapses, and Spears seems to be no exception.

After her concert at Mansion in South Beach on Sunday, Britney went for a dip in the pool at the Raleigh Hotel.

Around 2:15 A.M. she went clubbing back to Mansion. And then later than night she kept the party going at SET, where The Miami Herald is reporting that she stayed – getting all wild in the V.I.P room of the club until 5:00 A.M..

Then, this is the part that is truly disturbing and saddens us….

The Herald is also reporting that Spears was seen drinking alcohol at club SET.

Says the paper, “Spears was doing shots. ‘Lots of them,’ says our source. Purple Hooter Shots, in fact—part vodka, Chambord and 7-Up.”

Tragic.

There’s nothing that can stop Britney from being a trainwreck.

We sure hope KFed‘s been taking good care of their two boys. We wouldn’t want them around a crazy drunk!

As PerezHilton.com was the first to report, the day that news broke of John Mayer dumping Jessica Simpson the rocker was at the Comedy Cellar in New York City doing a shiteous routine.

We’d always wondered what it’d be like to see Mayer do his shtick. Pretty uneventful!

PerezHilton.com reader Courtney was in the audience at the time and she was able to get some footage of John doing stand-up.

Lots of forced laughter and uncomfortableness!

Click here to watch Mayer tell his jokes, if you can call them that.

Uhmmm….

Extreme close-ups are never a good idea!

Fantasia poses with Oprah Winfrey after a performance Saturday in The Color Purple on Broadway.

The former American Idol winner is starring in the show, which the talk show host executive produced.

The heat is on! Facing the pressure of a crowded summer box office and bigger, more hyped sequels, the cast of Fantastic Four 2 went out to hawk their film at the 7th Annual Taurus World Stunt Awards in Los Angeles.

Besides Eminem, what singer recently said the following?

“I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.”

CLICK HERE to find out who has the small peen!

The first summer anthem has arrived!

Get ready y’all cuz Lip Gloss is about to EXPLODE.

We always have a warm space in our heart for female rappers, but Lil’ Mama is an MC like like no other.

Lil’ Mama has the whole package.

She has cred. She’s been working at her craft for over five years. She’s young – only 17. She’s gorgeous. She can bust a move. And, most importantly, she’s damn good!

The best part is that she’s not using her sexuality to sell records. She’s using her skills!

Lil’ Mama‘s not rapping about sucking the cox or boasting about being rich and other cliched shit.

She’s singing about lip gloss!

But she makes it sound so good, we really wanna put some on.

Lil’ Mama is an artist that young girls can relate to and young boys totally wanna go on a date with. Plus, adults will totally dig her too.

Lip Gloss has the potential to pop and be a big mainstream radio hit.

It’s definitely our summer jam.

Enjoy it below and then CLICK HERE to listen to some other songs from Lil’ Mama.

Wow!

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Now this is movie star glamour!

Brad & Ange brought old school Hollywood to Cannes on Monday.

The superstar couple dazzled at the world premiere of their new joint movie, A Mighty Heart.

Pitt produced the film – with Jolie starring.

It’s based on the life of slain journalist Daniel Pearl and the Wall Street Journal reporter’s wife, whom Jolie portrays in the film, joined the two for the movie’s premiere.

We hear she’s quite happy with the results.