Archive for the ‘Celebrity Gossip’ Category

Not So Blind Item

Monday, May 14th, 2007

What big-boobied blonde was seen making out with another chick at Tao in Las Vegas this past weekend?

The Hoff would have loved to see that!

Lily Speaks and Speaks Again

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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In response to this past weekend’s sullen blog, Lily Allen just posted on Monday the following message to her fans:

“Sorry
Current mood: Better

Hi guys , I’m sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I’ve been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a “chick with a dick”. I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss’ , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha’nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity .

I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean
Cheryl if you’re reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .”

They Grow Up So Fast

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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All the moms and their children were out and about this past weekend.

Sarah Jessica Parker, who is set to reprise her role in a Sex & The City movie, was spotted leaving her West Village, NYC, apartment with son James Wilke.

He may be a wee youngin’ but doesn’t he seem like a little prepster already?

Listen To This: The Best of Both Worlds

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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We’ve been listening to a lot of music from Canada and France lately. They’re just producing a lot of great tunes!

Numero is a two for one deal.

A French-Canadian group from Montreal, they make super fun electro music in Francais.

Numero‘s beats kinda remind us of some old school – circa 2000 – Miss Kittin.

We have no idea what they’re singing about in La Vie D’Artiste, but it’s very sexy and you can dance to it.

Two things we like!

Enjoy La Vie D’Artiste below and then CLICK HERE to listen to some other stylish and sweet songs from Numero.

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Hilary, Haylie & Christina?

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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What’s Christina Aguilera doing hanging out with the Duffs’ mother?

Actually, that’s the Dirrty singer’s mother, Shelly, who went shopping with her daughter and lunching at The Ivy in Beverly Hills on Mothers Day.

And Tina Simpson and Lynne Spears went to church together to pray for Britney!

Yet Another Reason To Lover Her

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Avril Lavigne wants to be an actress!

And, in her typical obnoxious behavior, she’s already talking shit about fellow singers turned thespians.

“I can’t do a Mandy Moore kind of movie, a chick flick,” Lavigne ” Lavigne told the Australian newspaper Townsville Bulletin. “I have to do like a Girl Interrupted. I have to take my time and make the right choices.”

Dear Avril, you are NO Angelina Jolie!

Douche!

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Joe Francis‘ psychiatric report was filed in federal court this past Friday and the contents are quite….interesting.

In the documents, the incarcerated Girls Gone Wild s claim that there was a potential for suicide if his imprisonment were prolonged. “I don’t think I can handle this on a long-term–I’m not a criminal,” he said.

He also reveals he’s taking a bunch of anxiety and other medication to tame the crazy, even while in jail.

Francis, a hardcore partier, also attempted to minimize his drug use.

The report says, “He denied use of marijuana, indicated that he used cocaine ‘a handful of times’ and ‘I tried mushrooms.’ He further portrayed himself as a social drinker, ‘once weekly–one drink.'”

Uh huh!

Hello Daddy!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Water + Sand + Sun + Shirtless +Hugh Jackman = Yum dipped on a stick!

The actor enjoyed Bondi Beach in Sydney this past weekend with his beard wife and kids.

Drinking & Drugging: ON The Record

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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The very reputable USA Today is reporting – in gory detail – about Lindsay Lohan‘s non-stop party of a weekend in the Bahamas.

The paper says:

“Lindsay Lohan landed in the Bahamas Friday, and while she wouldn’t speak with reporters all weekend, she was a force on the island nonetheless.

After taking in a Janet Jackson concert Friday night, she partied at Atlantis’ Aura nightclub until the wee hours. The actress started the evening sipping water, but much later was seen with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other.

In her roped-off VIP section, she got very cozy with beau Calum Best, a hot model in the U.K. The smell of marijuana wafted through the area. Best shared whatever he was smoking with Fantastic Four star Chris Evans, who nodded and held his breath before exhaling. (The next day, when asked about the scene, Evans said, “Goodness gracious. No comment.”)

Goodnes gracious.

There’s just no stopping the Firecrotch!

John Mayer, Political Advisor

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Wannabe U.S. President John Edwards has a new friend.

The politician, vying for the Democratic party’s nomination, struck up a conversation with musician John Mayer at last week’s Time 100 party and the two really hit it off.

Edwards has scheduled a meeting with Mayer, who offered to help him “connect” to the youth market.

“He was talking about the language of young people, his generation,” Edwards said. “He basically said, ‘You’ve got to get me in the first twenty seconds. I watch movies on YouTube, and if they’re 25 seconds long, they’re five seconds too long.”

John Mayer appeals to people under 30?