That's right, Michael Jackson's famed Neverland ranch will be sold on March 19th.
And U can get in on the action!
There is a slight possibility M.J. can keep his massive manse. But, in order to do that, he needs to come up with $24,525,906.61 by the auction date. He ain't got that kinda money, honey.
When Neverland is auctioned, it will include everything: all personal property inside, all fixtures and appliances, furniture, and "all merry go round type devices," any rides, games.
Oscar producer Gil Cates reportedly called the failure to acknowledge Whoopi Goldberg's stint as a two time Oscar host in a montage "an absolute oversight".
"No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out," Cates said Tuesday. "I'm going to call her and tell her that."
Cates went on to more or less defend the montage in question. The montage supposedly was NOT a host montage. It was meant to highlight 80 exciting Academy Award moments. He also pointed out that former host, Steve Martin, wasn't in the montage.
Cates did give Whoopi some props by calling her a "formidable talent."
Hope Whoppi tells us all about the call on The View tomorrow!
Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!
The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.
The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!
ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."
ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose. However, one person who wasn't there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently the situation reached Code Red when Prince's people found out she might show up. FOX News reports:
Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
"A big deal was made by Prince's people that she wasn't to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited," our source said. "Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed."
I guess Prince didn't want anyone getting laid at his party. For those of you who don't get the joke, let me put it in scientific terms: You see, Y = Lindsay's vagina and X = every dude's penis at the party. As X approaches Y the chances of S = guaranteed sex on the dishwasher increases. If Y, again her vagina, is multiplied by C = champagne then you get the equation Y * C = F which is scorch marks on the carpet. This is directly proportional to Y getting kicked out the fucking door.
NOTE: Anyone that wishes to dispute the mathematic inaccuracies of this post can feel free to e-mail me and I'll describe what sex is like. (Hint: Awesome, yet strangely furry.)
Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz's film-making skills are to be trusted. The Sun reports:
Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples' plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the "release date" is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.
I added Pete and Ashlee's video after the jump. Hopefully this is some sort of sick joke because I don't want to write about the world's most retarded baby being born in July. Seriously, that kid will have the IQ of peanut butter. In the meantime, if you watch the video and don't want to spay and neuter these two with a lawnmower, congratulations! You have no soul.
During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman's hilarious video "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." What you're about to see is the star-studded video for "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck." And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the chorus which for some reason cracked my shit up. It also unfortunately has Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, so my apologies. Anyway, enjoy.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, for God knows what reason, decided to open up to People about the infamous bikini pics that divided our nation into those who thought Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat and those who don't - otherwise known as the blind. Here's some bullshit about how she's working out but not because of the pictures:
"If I do work out more it will be for my health, so I can live a long time and we can have kids and be happy together until we are in our 80s," Hewitt, 29, said at the event, benefiting AIDS Project Los Angeles. "It won't be because I am worried about how I look."
Since Jennifer, and I'm assuming her publicist, know these pics are instant press I'm reposting them. Here's the shocking photos of that time Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a bikini. Or the day not even Jennifer Love's boobs could stop my tears. How I was able to still get an erection should be recognized as a shining example of the human spirit's ability to conquer adversity/a whole lotta cellulite. I'm trying to get Hallmark to make a movie about me, but they're not 100% sold on the title: "Boner-Force: A Journey of the Heart."
Pamela Anderson is now seeking to annul her brief marriage to Rick Salomon rather than getting a standard divorce, according to court papers.
Anderson cited “fraud” as the reason for the annulment. No details were given in the court papers, which were filed last Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court.
After just two months of marriage, Anderson, 40, filed for divorce from Salomon, 39, in December, citing irreconcilable differences.
They were married last October in Las Vegas during a 90-minute break between the magic shows in which Anderson was appearing.
Less than two weeks after Benji Madden split from fiancée Sophie Monk, the rocker is stepping out with another blonde bombshell. The new woman in his life? None other than Paris Hilton.
“Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious,” a source confirms of the couple, who have been spotted together all over town – make that all over the country! In just the past few days, they have partied at Home nightclub in suburban St. Louis, shopped (while holding hands) at Hollywood’s Fred Segal, and even grabbed lunch with Madden’s mom.
On Sunday night, the two hit the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they cuddled in a massive booth and engaged in an intimate conversation.
And the Madden brothers posted on their Web site a group picture that included Hilton. They called it a “nice little family photo” and described her as the “wonderful Paris.”
The apparent love connection is certainly convenient: His twin brother, Joel, dates Hilton’s B.F.F., Nicole Richie.
Paris Hilton is apparently dating Joel Madden's twin brother Benji. The two were spotted yesterday shopping in Hollywood. I guess Paris was jealous of Nicole Richie and wanted a retarded Blues Brother of her own. But she's not stopping there. Paris has a new reality show where contestants compete to be her new best friend. Us Magazine reports:
"Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
The new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source tells Us.
How do I get on this show? I'll be Paris' best friend. But I'll be all sassy and tell her how it is - with fists. Friends punch each other all the time. In fact, the more unconscious you render someone the more you care. Which is why I know my date last night really dug me. She ruptured my spleen and left me for dead in the parking lot. I can't wait to call her later. After I'm discharged. Ooh, sponge bath time! Dammit, it's Jose the male nurse. Must think unsexy thoughts...
Less than two weeks after Benji Madden split from fiancée Sophie Monk, the rocker is stepping out with another blonde bombshell. The new woman in his life? None other than 
