This isn't that gross. It's just damn funny!

New York and Tailor Made, from Vh1's I Love New York, attempt to make out for the cameras.

The newly engaged couple attended the New Year's Eve festivities at Miami Beach's Mansion on Monday night.

They need to practice kissing more if they want us to believe their relationship is real!

[Photo by Seth Browarnik via New York.]

Shia LaBeouf is a little camera shy, especially when he's confronted by the paparazzi leaving a nightclub.

Click here to watch what happened when he made his exit from a New Year's Eve party in Hollywood on Monday night!

My New Year's resolution is _____________.

Yes, that really is Jennifer Hudson.

Wow!!!!

This has definitely been her year. The former American Idol alum won an Oscar for her role in Dreamgirls and she rung in 2008 at the Setai Hotel in Miami Beach.

Next year promises to be just as good for Hudson. The entertainer is returning to her singing roots by releasing her debut album.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Celebrating New Year's Eve on MTV - for the second year in a row - was truly truly special, especially because we got to share it with some of our best friends and all you Perezcious peeps that watched!

Our night's mission was to meet Hayley from Paramore to express our love and congratulate her on an amazing year.

Missing accomplished!

Hayley is just so tiny. Little girl. BIG personality. We love her!

And look at how wide she can open her mouth!

Look, it's Dani, the true breakout star from MTV's A Shot At Love!

We could be sisters!

Seriously, Perez is a secret lesbian deep down inside.

P-Nasty with Damien Fahey and new TRL VJ Lindsey Rodriguez at our after-party at the Gansevoort Hotel.

Kinda crazy to think that Damien and P-Nasty were the only two people on the show last year and this year too.

We had sooooo much fun all night long!

2008 is gonna be even better. Trust.

We're taking it to another level!

xoxo

[Perez's jacket courtesy of Steelo. Shirt courtesy of Ben Sherman.]

CLICK HERE to watch some special footage Perezzers took of our December 31st merriment!

"I've had a lot of offers from people to do my own maternity range but I don't think it is the right message to send to young Britain. I'm not the best example. I'm pregnant and a bit young, aren't I? My demographic is generally young girls, so I don't think a maternity line is suitable. It isn't the best impression to give them."

- Mom-to-be Lily Allen

[Image via WENN.]

Everyone have a blast tonight doing whatever it is you do to celebrate the New Year. (If it involves a donkey, call me.) In the meantime, I included these pictures of Paris Hilton to remind you all to practice safe sex. Tonight you might meet Mr. or Mrs. Right, but surprise, they’re full of VD. So wrap it up and be safe. Or, if you happen to hook up with Paris, not only wrap it up, but wear a HAZMAT suit and heavily consider hiring a stunt double. Happy New Year, everybody! Catch you on Wednesday. NOTE: In case you’re thinking I just used pictures from Paris’ night with Kevin Federline on Saturday, these are actually from last night. Sexy Paris never changed out of her outfit proving, once again, she is the classiest bitch alive.

Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend in Capri where she hooked up with three guys in less than 24 hours. Starting with the waiter pictured above here's a rundown of Lindsay's conquests as reported by the Daily Mail: Dude #1 Alexandra Di Nunzio: The pair exchanged phone numbers at a film showing which the actress attended with Heroes star and friend Hayden Panettiere, 18. But she dumped her friend shortly afterwards to meet up with, and lock lips with, Di Nunzio. The pair enjoyed a meal together before getting cosy on a hotel sofa together. Dude #2 Eduardo Costas: The older man looked like the cat who got the cream after his passionate embrace with the young star who recently reconciled with her father and is said to be leading a 'healthy' lifestyle. Dude #3 Dario Faiella The son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri shared a few intimate moments with the actress, who is also said to be dating the ex-love of troubled pop star Britney Spears — 28-year-old music producer JR Rotem. It’s nice to see Lindsay Lohan is back to her true form. And by true form, I mean a bionic humping machine secretly created by the government.

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Vegas this weekend. Yeah, go ahead and absorb that for a minute. People says they spent the night together in Paris’ room. PageSix.com says they didn’t. I bet he did. I mean, how could Kevin resist Paris climbing over furniture like a drunken Spider-man? That’s just erotic. Could you imagine if he knocked her up? I did. It took the fire department five hours to talk me down off a ledge. Then they gave me a ride on the fire engine to a strip club. Okay, maybe I sort of jumped off the back when no one was looking.