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Thursday, November 29th, 2007
Filed under: Drama, Sports, Casting, Celebrities and Controversy, Scripts, Home Entertainment, HBO Films Variety reports that HBO Films will bring the Barry Bonds story to their network. San Francisco Giant Bonds recently broke baseball's all-time home run record, "allegedly" lied to a jury under oath concerning his use of performance-enhancing drugs, and was indicted on federal charges. Say it ain't so, Barry! HBO has purchased the rights to Game of Shadows: Barry Bonds, BALCO and the Steroids Scandal That Rocked Professional Sports, which is said to paint Bonds as "a gifted player who made a Faustian bargain to increase his power." Ron Shelton will adapt the book with John Norville (co-writer of Shelton's Tin Cup) after the WGA Strike. Shelton is also set to direct. Ron Shelton is a terrific writer/director of sports movies when he's on, but he doesn't have the greatest batting average. Bull Durham, White Men Can't Jump, and Tin Cup are classics of baseball, basketball, and golf film, respectively. But Cobb? Play it to the Bone? The dreadful Hollywood Homicide (not a sports film I realize, but so bad I had to mention it)? Hopefully the Bonds film will be one of his "hits." I always find it interesting when movies are made about figures who are not only still alive, but still going strong. It just seems like it'd be...awkward for all involved. Who do you think should play Barry Bonds? Shelton regular Kevin Costner? I kid, I kid. Do you think they should get a newcomer or go for a star? And which star?
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Thursday, July 26th, 2007
Combining the look and feel of movies like Sin City and Blade Runner, first time director Christian Volckman delivers a movie that is ultra-stylish, although the story itself does not feel all that special. Despite the familiar feeling, the film brings a bold, fresh look to the animated film genre. It is a science fiction tale of cops and criminals, kidnappers, and the misuse of science for personal gain. More than anything, the film is breathtaking for its use of motion capture and rotoscoping, utilizing the concept of adapting a graphic novel to the big screen, sans graphic novel.
The year is 2054, the place is Paris. This not terribly distant future finds most of the citizens employed by a cosmetics company called Avalon. This company seems to have their hands in all sorts of things, and they are massive. Avalon sort of reminds me of Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation, or in the real world, Microsoft or Apple (which is funny considering IBM has credit for their technical support of the film). A young woman named Ilona (voiced by Romola Garai) is one of their most promising young scientists, that is until she is mysteriously kidnapped. The police detective assigned to the case, Karas (voiced by James Bond himself, Daniel Craig), sets out to find her. Along the way he meets her boss, Jonas Muller (Ian Holm), a gangster named Farfella (Kevork Mialikyan) who has a past with our hero, and his love interest Bislane (Catherine McCormack), who is also Ilona's older sister.
The story moves along in a straightforward manner; nothing is terribly deep, but Renaissance is nonetheless captivating. In some films, the lack of a deep story ultimately brings the film down a few notches, despite whatever else it may offer in interesting setting or style (see Perfect Creature). Renaissance does not have any big twists or turns; it is refreshingly straightforward as Karas moves forward in his investigation, as Bislane does some searching of her own, both intent on reaching the end and finding Ilona.
Karas is interesting even if he is cut from the same cloth as most other brooding heroes. There is something about him that hints of a tragic past, and ties him to Farfella. Actually, the character is not unlike Daniel Craig's other character, James Bond, a man of few words, a man of action, and a man willing to bed women while in the pursuit of his objective. There is even a scene early on where he gets the assignment which plays out like a meeting between Bond and M.
In the end, Renaissance seems less concerned with the story (although it is good), and more concerned with the style, the look, the environment, and the details. Yes, the world of 2054 Paris is completely immersive. The detail is spectacular, a science fiction noir with carefully thought out camera placements, interesting use of light and shadow, and it feels very real, like you could reach out and touch it. It is much like the way Sin City and 300 were shot, but taken a step further. Instead of just shooting the actors in front of a green screen and adding in backgrounds, the actors' movements were motion captured, manipulated in the computer, and placed within the CG-constructed Paris. It is a striking look, and the decision to use purely black and white is one that pays off in spades. The details just jump out, and the facial expressions and movements look very natural.
Audio/Video. Both English and French language tracks are included; the film is from France and was only dubbed for the US and other non-French markets (obviously), but they did a good job of bringing in very good voice talent that fit the nature of the characters here. I listened to the English track, a Dolby 5.1 track that sounds quite good, well representing the dialogue and score. Video is a gorgeous 2.35:1 anamorphic transfer. It just looks fantastic, no complaints from this viewer.
Extras. A single extra is included, but it is a good one. It is a half hour 'making of' featurette that looks into the origins of the story, and how the concept centered on the idea of a motion captured black and white animated film, with the story coming later. It follows through the design, shooting, and post production phases. It is much better than a fluff piece, I only wish we had more.
Bottom line. I really liked this movie. I wasn't sure at first as it did open a little on the slow side. Still, the characters were interesting, and I just wanted more of this black and white world filled with people who live in the grey area in between.
Recommended.

 Christopher Beaumont spends much of his time writing about entertainment when he isn’t sitting in a movie theater. He is known around the office as the “Movie Guy” and is always ready to talk about his favorite form of entertainment and offer up recommendations. Interests include science fiction, horror, and metal music. His writings can be found at Draven99’s Musings, as well as Film School Rejects.


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Thursday, July 26th, 2007
Let me get this out of the way. I am not an anti-Semite. And Night And Fog is not a good documentary, assuming it can even be called a documentary.
I say this because the near universal praise for Alain Resnais’s 1955 black and white, and color, film is ill-founded. Most of it has to do with a) the seeming impolitic nature of criticizing anything that displays Nazi butchery, and b) the fact that the 31-minute long film was the first "real" attempt at categorizing the Nazi horrors of World War Two to the world at large. This was long before canonical terms and figures like "The Holocaust" or "six million" dead Jews were prevalent in pop culture. This film, however, is more agitprop than documentary, from the almost facile way it treats its subject matter, with quick edits to the ponderous, and badly written attempts at poetic narration, voiced by Michel Bouquet.
It would be another few decades before the detailed savagery of the Nazis would get its filmic due, with Marcel Ophüls’ 1972 four-plus hour long The Sorrow And The Pity, Claude Lanzmann’s 1985 nine-plus hour Shoah, and the BBC’s 1974 landmark 26-hour long documentary, The World At War. All three of these films, plus many others, have made Resnais’s film look quaint, to be kind.
That’s not to say that Night And Fog is an outright bad film. It’s not. It’s just not that good, both stylistically, and more so, factually. If the style were brilliant, the mangling of history would not be so bad, and if the reverse were true, the same would apply. But, here, a mere ten years after the war, Resnais makes a definitive claim of nine million dead in the death camps. In the years since, Nazi and Holocaust deniers have denied everything, while Nazi fetishists – is there any other word to call those so obsessed with such degradation? – have claimed thirty million or more. Jews have clung to the canonical Six Million figure, to the exclusion of the millions other dead, and the masses killed by Communist regimes, under the likes of Stalin, Mao, Castro, and Pol Pot, which dwarf even the highest amounts attributed to the Nazis, have been given almost no scrutiny. In recent years, with the release of supposedly classified Nazi archives from Germany, the death tolls have again been claimed higher than the accepted ten to twelve million total, approximately half of which were Jews.
Yet, there is a certain flippancy that one sees with such historically important claims, and, after the seriousness of the Nuremberg Trials, the almost blasé approach of Resnais to this film is a bit unnerving. Of course, stürm and drang is not necessary, merely an incisive look at the reality. That requires no bad poetry and a bit more time. This blame has to fall on writer and minor poet Jean Cayrol, as much as it does Resnais. And yes, they were explicitly making an agitprop film for the French government, which chose to hide its Vichy complicity, as Resnais notes in a radio interview included on the Criterion Collection DVD of the film. There is one still photograph of a Nazi death camp in southern France, where French police can be seen. This was obscured upon the original release but included in the DVD. Yet, if that was done to the film, one can only imagine what other compromises were made, thus effectively nullifying the film’s artistic and historic impact.
If artists and writers in the Soviet bloc countries of the time could figure out ways to outsmart their censors, so should have Resnais. On the positive side, Resnais has claimed he wanted to make the film more than just a look backwards at the Second World War, but a comment on the then current French-Algerian war. Thus he called the death camp inhabitants deportees, not Jews, and used a larger figure for what he believed was the total amount killed (Jews and others) — nine million people.
Of course, the manifest flaws in the film’s structure, some badly synched images and music, and the bad narration, did not deter those of a Leftist bent from praising the film for its statement rather than its art. French film director Francois Truffaut called Night And Fog the greatest film of all time. Well, no. Often, when dealing with war films, or Holocaust films, there is a tendency to trivialize mass murder, by making patriotic excessiveness a virtue, or dripping the story in melodrama. Night And Fog comes down in the middle, yet still misses its mark, because it seems as if Resnais had no real target, despite his claims about the Algerian Resistance.
Yes, we see bodies plowed into holes, stacks of skulls and mounds of human hair, and while that may have shocked years ago, one must be aware that Bela Lugosi’s original turn in 1931’s Dracula, by Tod Browning, was also considered by some to be far too scary for film. Now it’s hokum, and Night And Fog is the documentary equivalent of Dracula. One might argue he’s not to blame, since time and history have swept by his film, but a truly great artist knows that his work will stand up not only upon first peek, but decades later, centuries after that, and as far into the human future as one can envision. This is why the best of Greek tragedies speak to a reader today, and why Night And Fog fails.
And, a final word on the narration, written by Cayrol and voiced by Bouquet. Aside from the pseudo-poetry, there is a condescending tone throughout. Oftentimes, Bouquet chides a viewer for not believing what is being shown (an unwitting invitation to Holocaust deniers in years hence), and then offers platitudes like, "Words are insufficient." Well, not really, not in great art. And while, at 31 minutes, there was obviously no attempt to be comprehensive about the death camps, much less all of World War Two, there is not even an attempt to distill the experience. This lack of focus and air of flippancy make a strange combination for the viewer to chew on, for there is no reflection, no analysis, and what is presented seems almost parodic.
The film’s score is no great shakes either, often being wildly out of touch with the images onscreen. Hanns Eisler plays flute and woodwinds against horrific images, which only further underscores the film’s seeming California surfer dude approach to the subject matter. Music need not be didactic and ponderous, thus recapitulating a terrible image of the dead, but it need not flounce lightly off the carcasses, as well.
Other than the five minute Resnais radio interview, there are only a few essays on the film. As Resnais was still alive at the time of the DVD’s release, one wonders why there are no interviews with him, nor even a commentary. And, as usual, Criterion really flubs it when they use only black and white subtitles, half of which wash out when the white of the black and white segments are shown. All in all, Criterion really shafted the public on this release.
Night And Fog is an interesting curio from the late post-war period. It was made at the height of the early Cold War, and the beginning of the end of Colonialism. While Resnais’s attempt to link the Nazi genocide with Colonialism’s many genocides was ahead of its time, the actual work of art has to stand on its own. It simply fails on all the counts enumerated. Heavy-handedness cannot replace deftness, purples prose cannot replace spare description, and poor scoring cannot replace the sometimes necessity for just an image and quietude. And while poor critical thinkers might believe criticizing a film like Night And Fog is tantamount to blaspheming the memory of the Nazi victims (Jews and others) I would caution those with that view to cogitate on just what such a facile and flippant representation of the dead, by Resnais, says. I claim not anti-Semitism, just not too good art. Unfortunately, these days, even saying that can get you called a Nazi.
Now, what was that saying of Santayana’s about history and doom?


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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
On Tuesday's General Hospital:
While talking to Logan about Cody, Cooper encouraged him to be completely honest with Lulu. We were fed a few more clues to 'the horrible deed' of Logan's, but none of the details. After breaking away from her imposed house arrest by Edward, Monica, and Alice by blackmailing Alice, Lulu pressed Logan for details about why Cody is so angry. He avoided her direct question but detailed for her the general horrors of war.
Cody is an interesting addition to the landscape of the teen-set, a complex character being played expertly by Graham Shiels. I'm enjoying watching his evolution on both the daytime serial and on the Night Shift.
Tracy was also worried about Lulu's involvement with Logan and when talking to Scott was unsuccessful, she called Nikolas telling him his sister was in real danger. Tracy's selfless caring concern for Lulu, however caused Alan's ghost – a manifestation of her guilty conscience – to fade. Hopefully, this is not the end of Alan, as his role as Tracy's conscience has been not only hilarious but poignant to watch.
In the meantime, against Cooper's advice, Maxie sat down with Cody to try and find out the secrets of Iraq. She found herself on slippery, yet familiar, ground when she pointed out Cody's obvious signs of addiction.
So, Maxie's going to go down that same path as last year, stealing and buying illicit drugs for a guy. Didn't she learn anything from the experience with Lucky? Just once, I'd like see her do the right thing.
I guess Jason is allowed visitors at Pentonville now, as he had a revolving door of them in this episode. First Carly came with her usual whining and moaning she does when her life is a mess. She repeatedly pushed Jason to just dump Sam, until he finally spilled to her it was over, by Sam's initiation. Amelia showed up later to warn Jason Sam is a loose cannon out to destroy him and he would be smart to claim his child and point the finger at her as an accessory to the kidnapping. Jason outright bitterly refused. I get the feeling, even after everything that has happened between them, he still loves Sam.
Sam, however, took a break from her packing to warn Nikolas that now that she and Jason are over it is likely Liz will dump Lucky and pursue him and he should steel himself to be there for his brother. Soon after, Carly showed up to gloat about Sam finally being a footnote to Jason's life. The war of words elevated till Sam could take no more and slapped Carly. I guess we'll have to wait for Wednesday's episode to see if Carly comes back at her.
On Wednesday's GH:
- Ric delivers subpoenas to both Liz and Sam to testify against Jason.
- Back off is the warning Jason has for Amelia
- It's Coop to the rescue when Maxie gets in over her head.
 Wife, mother, aspiring novelist, and music editor at BC Magazine, Connie Phillips spends most of her time in a fantasy land of her own creating. In reality, she writes about music, television, and the process of writing, when she’s not cheering on her kids at equestrian events. Contact: Phillips.connie@gmail.com


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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
Filed under: Deals, Disney, Celebrities and Controversy, Politics, Miramax  It was just this past May when Patrick Walsh blogged that the MPAA was going to start using smoking as a consideration of a film's rating. Just a few months later, Disney seems to be following suit, declaring a ban on smoking in future films. Chief exec Robert A. Iger wrote a letter to US congressman Edward Markey about the subject, which the congressman has made public. Iger claimed that smoking in future Disney films would be "non-existent." He also says that anti-smoking announcements would show up before any future film where smoking is shown. Personally, I'm not sure how he can have it be both non-existent AND showing up, unless he means future films already in production only. While Markey is calling this "a really important first step," I'm waiting to see something actually happen with it. The letter also states that Disney would "discourage" depictions of smoking in films that get released under Touchstone and Miramax. It's going to be axed, then deterred and then discouraged? Sounds to me like making "effort" in word only, not in deed. If you like the billowing, cloud of cinematic smoke, Film Forum has a NYC Noir series coming up, which has a bit of a celebration of smoke, because really, what's old-school noir without the cancer stick? Organizer Bruce Goldstein told The Reeler: "I love images of people smoking, and I think [others] find it attractive, even if they don't smoke -- they find it sexy in old movie images. It's so iconic, not only for film noir but for old movies. What's better than a femme fatale with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth? What better image?" Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
Rocky Balboa is a movie that needed to be made. Contrary to early naysayers, this franchise needed more closure than it got back in 1990 when audiences last visited with a cinematic icon. Sylvester Stallone directs, acts, and writes this final sequel and the result is a moving, nostalgic, and engrossing effort worthy of the Rocky name.
Balboa is a flashback to the first installment of the franchise. Instead of following closely with the eventual opponent and building him up to create tension in the closing moments, it takes the opposite approach. This is squarely focused on Stallone, which takes nothing away from Antonio Tarver's believable performance in his first film role after reigning as real life light heavyweight champion.
Characters are re-introduced and follow Rocky's surprisingly long turn back into a pro boxer. Lesser characters make a re-appearance for nostalgia's sake, such as Spider Rico, again played by Pedro Lovell. The movie builds its story around the death of Rocky's wife, and nearly everything focuses on that point. Fans looking for a rousing ego clash along the lines of those featured in Rocky III or IV are in for a wait. The emotional impact of the first 30 minutes is a complete departure from what the series had become.
This leads to a nearly flawless conclusion aside from a few blatant and distracting product placements. A trick ending sends the film in a direction that leans towards being predictable, then twists again to end the franchise on a somber note. The final words of the film could not have been chosen better.
With only brief flashbacks and a somewhat darker tone, Balboa avoids extensive use of nostalgia to carry itself. Led by multiple re-workings of the classic theme "Gonna Fly Now" at all times, it's the right way to mix old with new. Even though the film contains less than 15 minutes of total boxing, these scenes are believable and at times mirror any real life, pay-per-view boxing event.
As expected, the script contains countless inspirational lines designed to bring the audience out of their seats to cheer. While at times forced, careful direction and believable performances splice these moments in where they should be. The inevitable training vignette is a long time in coming and the payoff is stronger because of it.
The range of emotions created in Rocky Balboa is unmatched by any of the preceding movies in this series. Every open plot hole or question is clarified or answered, and it's done so with a sharp eye for details. This is an acceptable and yes, needed finish for a Hollywood legend. 
Video is grainy is spots, and this intentional. Colors are bright and contrast is high which, again, is intentional. Detail is spectacular, and this sharp transfer is stunning for DVD. 
Audio kicks in, and the classic theme has never sounded better in 5.1. The fight sequence is incredibly immersive, with the crowd seemingly in the room with the viewer. Punches land with brutal bass. The rest of the film is fairly muted given the dialogue driven nature, though there are some nice random ambience if you listen for it. 
Seven deleted scenes begin the extras, including an alternate ending that runs a little over three minutes. It’s in the spirit of the series, yet simply doesn’t feel like the right way to go out. A minute and a half of bloopers are unexpected for a drama, though well worth watching. Skill vs. Will is a 17-minute 'making of' that provides a decent look at how the film came to be, and why it needed to be made.
Reality in the Ring is a 15 minute look at how the final Balboa fight was filmed. Virtual Champion takes a short behind the scenes look at the computer simulation was crafted. A commentary by Stallone adds another great bookend to this series. 
Rocky Balboa includes flashbacks to each film in the series, with the exception of Rocky V. Stallone himself admitted in interviews the 1990 effort was a “weak link.” While not quite as bad as some would make it out to be, it was hardly the way to leave this otherwise superb franchise out to dry.
 Matt Paprocki is the reviews editor for Digital Press, a classic video game website which he called home after his fanzine (Gaming Source) published its final issue. The deep game collection which spans nearly 30 systems and 2,000 games line his walls for reasearch purposes. Really. He has also begun writing freelance for the Toledo Free Press.


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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
Everyone loves homage, but, not to the point of homogenization. If you can’t be yourself, who can you be? Two more directors left the competition: Kenny and Matteen had the fewest votes, but it was close.
This week On The Lot fields funny films. Who delivered? Tonight featured sparks both literally and figuratively, along with flying themes. But where did it leave the viewer — pining for The Wizard of Oz and Some Like It Hot?
First up, Zach's The Bonus Feature, set in a car. Woman presses a button in the car. They go back in time to the 1950s for a game of chicken. She presses button again and instant star wars — well shot and “incredible visually” from Carrie, who got feisty during the show with Garry. Everyone thinks that Zack has the potential to be a great filmmaker. But he was in over his head. What was he thinking? He must have read too much into other blogs. K.I.S.S., Zach. Trying to convey quantum physics in a few minutes is a stretch even for someone as talented as this developing director.
Next up, Adam's Girl Trouble. This was closer to containing elements of a funny film. Garry got it right: it was more like a skit than an original film. Not a bad film, but difficult for me to be objective about. It’s about two guys discussing their roommates, but both men obviously sleeping with “real men.” The premise was funny, but not my cup of tea. Subtlety lacking in this “skit.”
Unplugged by Will was an office romance where the desk lamps come alive, file cabinets descend into drawers. One of the lamps gets unplugged, and they create havoc in the dark of the office. Where does this leave the two co-workers introduced briefly in the opening shot? Will did not get it right. The set-up was too short. It did not make me laugh. Will made us care about silent lamps though, and overall, the filmmaking was solid and expressive. He got some props from the other directors. The judges found it “original and charming.” His opening character setup was not adequate though.
Jason's film was Keep Off Grass and was set in a backyard. In this film a meteor makes an appearance and with it a man appears in a superhero suit, with a female co-superhero. The two are arguing while the main character is pruning flowers and never sees all the sexy action, now starting to take place just behind his back — cute, funny. They almost take it off, but fly off instead — he turns around. They have completely trashed the yard in the meantime. Why didn’t they destroy the whole town? It had good pace, good story. But Carrie thought it was “too ambitious, problems with the execution,” and she was right. Too many storylines to juggle into a seamless fit, in the end he did not tailor the story to the characters. The ending fizzled after all the sparking and flying.
American Hoe, Sam's film, takes place in one room. That’s a problem. A couple getting married — no glamour there. Good opening shot, and setting, but it was also the only setting. Gary, fiancé, gives fiancée the stamps for use on wedding invitations. She looks more closely at the stamps and after seeing a man milking a cow declares: “I don’t want nipples on my wedding invitation!” That made me laugh. Come on guys, make me laugh. Then one of the stamps reads “American Hoe.” He says “They are just stamps,” another funny line. She wanted love stamps and he did not deliver. Did Gary do it on purpose? That was unclear. This would have made it just right. Garry could not stamp approval. I agree. The cute guest director, Brad Silberling, thought the woman in the film was “shrewish” and he could not get into the film for that reason. Nowhere for it to go… good point.
Old Home Boyz was where Jason took a role in his own film. Did he bring it for the b-boys? The story begins with Jason seeing himself in a high school year book, then moves right along to develop conflict at a party that the “old boys” attend. He sees an old flame. Sudden competition from another old guy. They dance it off — good moves. The old Jason gets the girl in the end. The best film of the night by far goes to Jason. It left you wanting more. Comedy is difficult but first flaunt what you know, and you will bring it each time.
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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
While it doesn’t break any new ground, push the genre forward, or change how we view horror movies, Cabin Fever is loads of fun. It may lack in multiples areas, especially explanation, but that doesn’t detract from the goofy, gory fun of this low budget, flesh-eating virus flick.
Starting off with a clichéd and predictable teen horror movie set-up, Cabin Fever is as campy as they come. In fact, the final ten minutes are so off the wall, you’ve simply never seen anything else go this far to end on a downer. Granted, it’s one so funny that you won’t forget it anytime soon, and that’s how much of the movie plays out.
As a disease begins picking off the college crew, panic sets in. Cabin Fever shifts between straight comedy, dark horror, dark comedy, and then straight horror. The panic can go either way depending how you see the film, and each character deals with it in their own way. They may be tired clichés, but they’re well thought out and enough time is spent to build them up to make their actions later have a purpose.
The plotline is stuffed between some truly bizarre and incomprehensible scenes. “Pancakes” will end up as a high-ranking sequence in terms of baffling inclusions in a film. Somehow, it all makes sense in terms of Cabin Fever. Director Eli Roth knows the genre, and takes great care to make his own style stick out.
Sadly, there are many questions left over. There’s never an explanation for why the disease/virus/infection/sickness begins to affect people. The kids become trapped, and the movie leaves this important plot point behind. A killing spree late in the film is also somewhat odd, though there is enough character development to possibly figure out a reason for it.
Many will take a pass on this one, and that’s fine. Fever has a very specific audience in mind and goes to great lengths to satisfy those of us with a dark, sick sense of humor. If you’re part of that group, here’s one created just for you. 
Being low budget, there’s an especially solid video presentation at work. Colors are intentionally muted, so the transfer lacks any outstanding features. However, it’s clean, clear, and sharp. Black levels are strong, and the copious amounts of gore show through beautifully, or disgusting depending on where you fall. 
When the film has a chance to showcase some action, there’s a solid 5.1 effort to carry it. Motion is conveyed nicely as shots are fired, and a few minor scenes use the rear speakers to create some false scares. Bass is solid and effective when called upon. 
Beneath the Skin is a 30-minute 'making of' that begins the extras. It shows how making the film was loads of fun, including plenty of commentary from Roth. Pancakes is a brief VHS clip of a Kata by Danny, someone who Fever fans will know. Five commentaries (yes, five) load the audio portion of the disc with more information than you’ll ever need.
Family version runs about 30 seconds, and fits right in with the movie itself in terms of sense of humor. It’s the only G-rated edition of the movie you’ll ever see. “Chick Vision” blocks out the scary scenes, making it easier for couples with weak stomachs to take in this movie, and completely miss the point. Rockin’ Fruit is a series of three animated shorts produced by Eli Roth that are well worth watching for gore fans, or to see how sick some people in our society (in a good way) can be. 
It would take three years after the box office success of Cabin Fever for Eli Roth to land his next hit. Hostel would prove enormously successful. The sequel didn’t fare as well when it released in June of 2007.
 Matt Paprocki is the reviews editor for Digital Press, a classic video game website which he called home after his fanzine (Gaming Source) published its final issue. The deep game collection which spans nearly 30 systems and 2,000 games line his walls for reasearch purposes. Really. He has also begun writing freelance for the Toledo Free Press.


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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy, Newsstand  It seems like a lifetime ago when I actually liked Lindsay Lohan. Of all the teen actresses wading through the cinematic sea, she seemed the most destined for success. LiLo had successful stints in both heavy family fare like Freaky Friday, and teen snarky fare with Mean Girls, but then it all started to crumble. Now, I just feel sorry for her -- sorry that she's troubled enough that she can't even go a few months out of rehab without relapsing, sorry that she has an entourage that seems to have absolutely no motivation to help her or say: "No, Lindsay. You're not going to hop in your car and drive drunk on a suspended license with cocaine in your pocket." With all of her legal and personal problems, the big question now is whether or not she will have a career after this latest brush with the law, and Variety has chatted with some producers to get their two cents. Poor Things producer Rob Hickman will "continue to be enthusiastic" about the Lohan production, which was supposed to gear up next month. He says: "We expect to announce details on a start date in the very near future." Either he's drowning himself in wobbling optimism, or they must be lining someone else up. I highly doubt Lohan will be ready for more work any time soon, even if Shirley MacLaine visits her in rehab again for more rehearsals. Edit: Go to The Reeler to see Lohan as both a Howl-ing poetic figure to pop-culture Beaker.Continue reading Hollywood Producers Weigh in on Lohan's Future Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
Have movie watchers become so desperate for entertainment they’ll immediately run to the first movie with cute talking animated animals? Apparently so, and Happy Feet is the prime example. Inconsistent, baffling, boring, and completely dull, this animated penguin flick is a complete disaster.
The sole benefit of Happy Feet is its look. This is some of the best animation you’ll ever see, loaded with incredible effects and stunning vistas. There’s nothing else like it in a crammed genre that is quickly running out of ideas.
That’s not enough to carry this film, one that feels amazingly disjointed and out of focus. The opening moments including a birthing ceremony are baffling, unexplained, and flat out terrifying for kids. The film then makes a desperate attempt at grabbing an audience with the dancing penguin routine multiple times over that have no point in terms of story.
The constant musical numbers are likewise pointless. The music is generic, loud, and completely uninteresting. Once you’ve seen a hundred dancing penguins, seeing it multiple times afterwards is just filler. Attempts at drama and action are also out of place. A seal attack looks like something out of Jurassic Park.
As for a plot, there’s not much here. There’s no sense of flow to the story, and scenes suddenly pop up on screen without a sense of how the characters got there in the first place. The “story” exists to show nothing more than animated animals in cute situations to win over the viewer.
Those looking deeper will find countless levels of innuendo, religious intolerance, racism, and human environmental destruction forcefully pushed into the running time. No kids will grasp any of this, but adults could only sit down at family time and feel awkward for most of the film. Things like this further the perception that Happy Feet has no sense of pacing or focus.
Happy Feet may gain the glance of the smallest children who simply want to see penguins on the screen. They may learn a thing or two about isolation and rejection, though even this main message could be ignored in the midst of everything else being thrown at them. This is an awful, disgustingly cute, pointless animated affair. 
If the film has any redeemable features, it’s that the HD DVD is quite possibly the best looking home video product ever released. There is nothing wrong with this disc. Clarity is simply unbelievable, compression is never seen, and the detail is unparalleled. Looking deep for flaws simply reveals more details such as individual snowflakes, feathers, and tiny touches in the visuals that help you appreciate the animation further. You simply can’t find a better video presentation on the current market. 
To sweeten the deal, Warner decided to up the offer with a TrueHD audio track that is also phenomenal. Bass is powerful, effective, and home destroying at high levels. That’s exactly how it should be. Surround use is immersive during musical numbers, and the few action scenes light up the sound field with spectacular movement in all channels. 
Two unfinished scenes begin the set of extras, including one dedicated to the late Steve Irwin. A shorts cartoon from the Warner Bros. archives is followed by a five minute tap dancing dance lesson. Two music videos finish the meager extras aside from the trailer. 
With a massive box office take, and being placed already as the best selling DVD of 2007, it wouldn’t be much of a stretch to see a sequel coming down the line at some point. The shocking number of awards also makes the sequel idea close to a lock. Mumble is apparently cute enough regardless of the movie he’s in.
 Matt Paprocki is the reviews editor for Digital Press, a classic video game website which he called home after his fanzine (Gaming Source) published its final issue. The deep game collection which spans nearly 30 systems and 2,000 games line his walls for reasearch purposes. Really. He has also begun writing freelance for the Toledo Free Press.


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