Spiderman 3 is not just all fun and games, you know. Look a bit closer and Sam Raimi and co. are really making very acute social observations about life, love and sand.

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!

1. EMOs are a product of alien symbiosis

2. If you find yourself running from the law, no problem! Just hop over the gate that says ‘DANGER! Particle Physics Experiment in progress’ and you’re in the clear.

3. If your girlfriend is hanging from the roof of a demolished skyscraper, never fear. Nonchalantly take some pictures and introduce yourself to her father, who also doesn’t seem to give a shit.

4. Flipping pancakes and listening to vintage dance songs will only lead to adultery.

5. Black is the new red. And alien goo is the new cotton.

Over at Ain’t It Cool News, a poster calling himself Walter B claimed that he’d seen the new PG-13 rated Die Hard film and said that it was as kick-ass as any R-rated feature.

Sounds a bit similar to what a Mr Bruce Willis had been saying last week, right? Well, it’s no coincidence, because representatives from the site confirmed that the poster was Bruce himself (Walter is his real name)

When asked about Michael Bay possibly helming a Die Hard film, Willis got slightly irate, to say the least. Read on to see Bruce’s comments:

Roth joins Liv Tyler and Edward Norton as The Hulk’s famous nemesis Abomination. Although apparently they’re coming up with a less stupid name. Abomination’s alter ego is KGB agent Emil Blonsky, who deliberately exposes himself to the same Gamma radiation as Bruce Banner. Why not? This Hulk re-imagining is shaping up quite nicely. We love both Roth and Norton. And Liv Tyler’s ok, I guess.

Source: Variety

New Line have picked up Flight of the Dead, previously known as ‘Plane Dead’. Essentially, it’s ‘zombies on a plane’, which is simultaneously the best and worst idea ever. But zombies beat snakes hands down, if you ask me.

Apparently, the film will most likely go direct to DVD. While you wait expectantly, check out the trailer.

Here’s hoping ‘Sharks on a Plane’ will come along and complete the trilogy.

Source: FirstShowing.net

George Lucas has revealed to Fox News that he’s developing two live-action Star Wars films that will debut on television and will probably be an hour-long.

“But they won’t have members of the Skywalker family as characters,” he said. “They will be other people of that milieu.”

Milieu? Ooh, look at fancy pants Lucas and his big words. However, Lucas couldn’t think of a fancy word when describing his disdain for Spiderman 3:

“It’s silly. It’s a silly movie,” he said. “There just isn’t much there. Once you take it all apart, there’s not much story, is there?”“People thought ‘Star Wars’ was silly, too,” he added, with a wink. “But it wasn’t.”

With a wink? Stop winking at people George and take a look at the last three Star Wars films. Then try not to use the word silly amongst the milieu of silliness that’s to be found in those steaming piles of disappointment.