Vanessa Hudgens has new holiday sex tape

February 20th, 2008

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron allegedly star in a new sex tape with a yuletide theme. While I prefer my amateur porn to celebrate Canadian Boxing Day, this sounds promising. The Sun reports:
Reportedly the beauty, whose naked pictures were leaked on to the net last year, is sitting underneath a Christmas tree wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong.
She says to the camera: “I’ve been a good girl this year.”
Then boyfriend ZAC EFRON appears before nature takes its course.
Okay, yeah, this is totally fake. I don't for one second believe Zac Efron became aroused at the sight of Vanessa Hudgen in just a thong and Santa hat. Maybe if she had on a full Santa costume complete with the beard and fake belly. Then I could maybe see this thing happen. But, real quick, those suits come with penises, right? I mean, that just seems like a standard feature to me. Otherwise, really, I don't get the point of the whole outfit.
Photos: Splash News

Poll: When Good Girls Go Nude (Oscar Edition)

February 20th, 2008

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The firestorm sparked by Lindsay Lohan's decision to pose naked for a photo spread in New York Magazine is fascinating. The comments in response to Erik Davis' post were mostly negative, either disparaging Lohan's looks or her reputation as a "bad girl." I'm sure her age (21) also affected how people felt about the pictures and her exposure in them. Would the reaction have been the same if she had appeared naked in I Know Who Killed Me, in which she played a stripper who kept most of her clothes on?

We'll never know, but we do know that not every actress who doffs her duds provokes such a heated reaction. And, sometimes, it's not even the actress' body parts on display. For example, initial reports were that Cate Blanchett appeared nude in Elizabeth: The Golden Age, but that proved to be false. The actress didn't feel the nudity was required, and so a "bum double" was called in. None of the other women nominated for an Academy Award in the Best Actress category appear naked in their nominated films, though three of them have done so in the past. In the Best Supporting Actress category, we find only Tilda Swinton has bared all before. Therefore, we'll cheat a little and add screenwriter Diablo Cody, who worked as a professional unclad dancer for a brief period in her life.

We've listed four nominated actresses and a nominated writer, all good women of distinguished accomplishment who, at one time or another, have appeared naked in public, all but one on the big screen. Who's Your Favorite Good Girl Gone Nude? And don't worry, the boys get their turn tomorrow.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad won’t see photos (Riiight)

February 20th, 2008
0220_lindsay_lohan_cover_00.JPG While Dina Lohan thinks Lindsay's nude photos are the second coming of Christ, Michael Lohan has yet to see the topless shots of Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe, according to Us Magazine:
“I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!” he told Usmagazine.com in a telephone interview this morning.
“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career,” he said. “It’s her decision."
Michael Lohan hung up the phone then looked down at the coffee table. There, almost tauntingly, sat Lindsay's issue of New York magazine. And then it spoke: "Michael, dude, seriously." Michael Lohan shrugged his shoulders and said "Shit, I can't argue with that... Eww. Why are they sagging like that? Gross!" Michael Lohan walked away and went looking for the Sears catalog.
Photos: New York Magazine, Splash News

Peavey Electronics Keeps the Rock & Roll Industry Wailing With Foundry Networks

February 20th, 2008
SANTA CLARA, Calif. and MERIDIAN, Miss., Feb. 20, 2008 (PRIME NEWSWIRE) -- Foundry Networks(r), Inc. (Nasdaq:FDRY), a performance and total solutions leader for end-to-end switching and routing, today announced that Peavey Electronics, one of the world's largest designers and suppliers of musical instruments and professional sound equipment, today announced their selection of Foundry's(tm) 10 gigabit Ethernet (10GbE) switches. Foundry's 10GbE FastIron(r) SuperX(tm) and FastIron GS Layer 2/3 PoE-ready switches were installed as part of Peavey's network upgrade to support the high performance and efficiency requirements Peavey's design and engineering teams absolutely need to develop today's most sought-after professional grade musical and sound equipment.

Mark & Associates, P.C. Applauds CBS for Exposing the Tragedy Surrounding Bayer's Trasylol on Last Sunday's 60 Minutes Episode

February 20th, 2008
UNIONDALE, N.Y., Feb. 20, 2008 (PRIME NEWSWIRE) -- Mark & Associates, P.C., a law firm representing victims of medication side effects, applauds 60 Minutes for reporting on the plight of thousands of Trasylol patients and their families. The report not only detailed the unacceptable dangers of the drug, but also the highly disturbing actions of the drug's manufacturer, Bayer Healthcare Pharmaceuticals (Pink Sheets:BAYRY). Mark & Associates, P.C. is committed to fighting for the legal rights of Trasylol patients. Patients and families of patients who suffered kidney failure (renal failure) and other serious side effects after having cardiac surgery are encouraged to request a free legal consultation at www.TrasylolRecall.com or by calling 1-866-50-RIGHTS (1-866-507-4448).

Cole in Dansk

February 20th, 2008

Cole/Request Model Management NY, ever the chameleon, on the cover of Dansk.

Photo:Hasse Nielsen for Dansk, courtesy of Request

Natalie Portman out-hots Scarlett Johansson

February 20th, 2008

Despite my unbridled fury about her meatless footwear, Natalie Portman showed Scarlett Johansson how to look classy as hell at the London premiere of their new film The Other Boleyn Girl. I assume it's about those little cubes you use to make soup. All my culinary geeks in the house say "Ho!" Wow, I'm retarded. Anyway, here's a bunch of pics of Natalie looking exceptionally sexy. I only added a few of Scarlett because she looks my date to junior prom - but without the moustache.
Photos: Getty Images

Protocall's CEO Comments On Recent Trading Activity

February 20th, 2008
COMMACK, N.Y., Feb. 20, 2008 (PRIME NEWSWIRE) -- Bruce Newman, Chief Executive Officer of Protocall Technologies Incorporated (OTCBB:PCLI), commented on the recent unusual trading activity in the company's stock.

Plankton Invasion

February 20th, 2008

Plankton Invasion is here! Check out the latest episode in this funny series of short animations!

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‘Where The Wild Things Are:’ Is Spike Jonze’s Adaptation Doomed?

February 20th, 2008

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There has been an alarmed buzz building across the Internet this week and it is centered around a little boy in a wolf suit.

Spike Jonze's adaptation of Maurice Sendak's beloved Where the Wild Things Are has been shrouded in secrecy for a year. Everyone has seemed content to leave it that way because, frankly, it seemed to be a sure thing. A classic book, an edgy, young director and a script penned by the brilliant Dave Eggers -- it seems like the recipe for an instant and intelligent classic.

Or not. Footage of Max frolicking with the monsters surfaced this week (and was just as quickly yanked on many sites, including our own, by Warner Bros) to a decidedly mixed reaction from fans. While it was hailed as being accurate, "tone wise," by Ain't It Cool News' Moriarty, Jonze quickly did damage control. In an e-mail from Warners to several outlets, Jonze dismissed the footage as a "clip [that] doesn't look or feel anything like the movie." If the test footage is nothing like the film, which film did Moriarty see? And why does it match this poster a spy snapped at a convention back in June 2007?

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