saMAN Ronson blows his boyfriend, LezLo, a kiss goodbye.
The DJ visited the recovering addict on the set of her new movie, Sure To Bomb In Theaters, on Wednesday.
These two will never come out about their relationship….because the speculation on whether they are or aren’t bangin’ bussies is the only thing keeping Lindsay in the press!
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Sometimes a movie’s concept tells you everything you need to know about it. Other times you hear one and go “well, that’s kind of weird — I wonder what they’ll make of this.” Surprisingly, Will Ferrell’s latest project fits into the latter category. It’s a dramedy called Two Face, written by X-Files vet Vince Gilligan, who also had a hand in the Hancock screenplay. The pitch: Ferrell will play a virulent racist who develops a split personality after an accident, and his alter ego turns out to be a bleeding-heart liberal.

I think the success of this concept depends on how frankly they’re willing to approach the racism angle. Obviously there are certain things you’re not supposed to say even in unflattering portrayals of racist characters, and certain things that Will Ferrell probably doesn’t want to say for the sake of his career. (Side note: I find it a bit curious that period movies can get away with patently offensive displays of racism while movies set in the present tend to shy away, as if we’re all pretending that we’ve solved the racism problem. Any counterexamples? Monster’s Ball, maybe.) There’s a lot of potential for trenchant satire in something like this, and a lot of potential to make something anodyne and boring, too.

No word on what comes first, this or Sherlock Holmes.

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Pene Cruz graces the cover of the new issue of W magazine because she’s pretty to look like.
But home slice gives a boring interview!
If you manage to get through all her sound bites below without falling asleep, we’ll give you a cookie.
Penelope on…..
ON HER INNER ‘MONSTER’:
“I’m always finding very tricky and hidden ways to sabotage […]

Bret Michaels and Amber Lake, the “winner” of Rock of Love 2 have broken up. I guess every rose does have it’s thorn. And that thorn is made of total manufactured bullshit needed to launch a third season of Bret’s reality show. People reports:

Lake, who recently moved to L.A. from her native Chicago to pursue her career, also made it clear that she completely backs Michaels’s decision to take the show on the road for a third installment. This time it’s called Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels and the women vying for his affection will follow the rocker on a month-long tour across the country.
“Third time’s the charm!” says Lake, who plans to watch the new season and is happy to be a sounding board for Michaels. “I can’t stress enough that I support his decision. He’s going to take it on the road, and that’s where he spends the majority of his life. What a great concept.”

Yes, what a great concept indeed - for Bret Michaels. Has anyone ever seen the show? Here’s the formula to pretty much every episode. And if someone you know actually thinks this shit is real, you owe it to them to push them out of a moving vehicle:

-Bret packs a mansion with strippers, single moms and former Playboy Playmates. At least one of these women will look like she’s straight out of a Whitesnake video and/or used to be named Bill.
-The gaggle of whores compete in Road Rules-esque challenges that are so asinine Bret doesn’t even pretend to watch them while the show’s filming and, instead, rides his motorcycle around in circles.
-Catfights break out. Usually about who really loves Bret and who’s here to be on TV. (Hint: They’re mostly Shot of Love with Tila Tequila rejects. Except for the one psycho that’s allowed on each season to stir things up. She truly does love Bret and, if the producers cross their fingers hard enough, will stab a stripper to prove it.)
-Bret goes on a private date. Gets laid in a limo, haystack, or Ed Hardy dressing room.
-Bret eliminates a lady (Typically the one he just nailed.) while shedding a well-timed tear or two when really he can’t wait to stop filming so he can bang a hotel room full of groupies from the last county fair he just played.

I guess what I’m trying to say is: Jesus walks among us, my friends. And he wears a wig.

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100 photos!
Super fab.

The return of Jordan!
Katie Price donned her Jordan drag for the launch of her latest book, Angel Uncovered, Thursday morning at Borders Oxford Street in London.
This woman is a marketing machine. She just keeps churning out so much new product!
We’re a tad bit envious.
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“Judge: Man, 94, Entrapped In Prostitution Sting”
Awww, poor pops! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
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Judge: Bradenton Man, 94, Entrapped In Prostitution Sting
BRADENTON - A 94-year-old man whose arrest in a prostitution sting here caused an international buzz will not be prosecuted. A judge ruled Tuesday that Frank Milio was […]

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Johnny takes the blame for Lulu. Noah returns. Carly and Sonny find out about the photo.
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