We Hate To Say This, But…

January 24th, 2008

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Star Jones wrote an editorial about the death of Heath Ledger….

And we agree with everything she says!

Click here to read it.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

DVD Review: Monster (2008)

January 24th, 2008

If you see any Cloverfield knock-off this year, well, just don’t.
The latest in a line of “mockbusters” from no-budget studio Asylum, Monster is a take on Cloverfield. If it shows anything, it’s what Cloverfield could have been if it was done completely wrong. This is a miserable, hard to watch, impossible to follow illogical mess that is as terrible as anything else Asylum has dumped onto store…

Emmy Award Winner Charles 'Roc' Dutton Performs At the Ensemble Theatre's Heart of the Theatre Event At the Wortham On Sunday

January 24th, 2008
ADVISORY, Jan. 24, 2008 (PRIME NEWSWIRE) --

Airport by Iain Anderson

January 24th, 2008

Airport by Iain Anderson

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Remember Her????

January 24th, 2008

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Meg Ryan is attempting a comeback, and we're sure there's at least three of you that are really excited.

The '90s actress was spotted at the Sundance Film Festival on Thursday. She's there promoting her new film The Deal, which was co-written by actor William. H. Macy.

Somehow we think her comeback is gonna be a big dud, just like Demi Moore's.

And, can she stand up straight?????

Meg's posture reminds us of the Hutchaback….or an Olsen!

[Image by Samus Aran via Buzz Foto]

Food Fight, a short film by Stefan Nadelman.

January 24th, 2008

Food Fight, a short film by Stefan Nadelman.

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Read Between The Lines

January 24th, 2008

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New details about the relationship between Heath Ledger and Mary-Kate Olsen!

People is reporting that the pair were dating for the three months prior to the actor's death, though not exclusively.

And, quite tellingly, they shared a strong bond: they both loved to pAArty, says the mag.

"Mary-Kate and Heath were casually dating for three months before Heath's death," a source tells People. "They were hooking up, but neither were particularly interested in making it exclusive."

The pair first met over the summer of 2006, when ledger was still with Michelle Williams, but at the time he was living at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

As for what drew the two together, says the source, "They had a bond that was based on partying, and they had the same tastes in partying … like, in terms of where they liked to hang out in New York, what time they would want to go out. They just had the same sensibility."

Uh huh!

Tara Reid like you’ve never seen her before

January 24th, 2008

Tara Reid got drunk last night in London and flashed her venomous nether regions while getting out of a car. Tara Reid was allegedly sober once. It was during the first few minutes of her birth. Though I hear five bottles of whiskey fell out of her mom’s uterus when they cut the umbilical cord. Years later a pony keg was also found in her fallopian tube. Sadly, it was kicked.
Photos: INFdaily.com

Sly Stallone loves testosterone, loves it!

January 24th, 2008
Thumbnail image for 0118_sylvester_stallone_rambo_01.jpg Sylvester Stallone denies ever using steroids but is all about human growth hormone. He used it to beef himself up to 209 pounds for his new Rambo movie. He goes on the record about HGH in the latest issue of Time, according to Page Six:
"HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed," Stallone says in the issue out tomorrow. "Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter."
If you’ll excuse me, I need to build a time machine so I can roid out at CVS in the year 2018. I should be back after lunch to dominate your women. Tell them to dress sexy. Sort of like they’re auditioning for Rock of Love with Bret Michaels but more whoreish. If that’s even possible.

Eddie Murphy wanted to bring his mom on honeymoon

January 24th, 2008
Thumbnail image for 0117_tracey_edmonds_eddie_01.jpg Tracey Edmonds split from Eddie Murphy before the two legally married because he wanted to bring his mother on their honeymoon. He’s also a bit of an asshole. I mean, an alleged asshole. Page Six reports:
That was kind of the last straw," said a friend of the beautiful bride. "She was happy to sign a prenup - she has her own money. She was very accommodating. But then it was like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Eddie became very controlling and they got into a huge fight. He started screaming at her and grabbed her. She was scared."
So, when Eddie Murphy isn’t roughing up the ladies, he wants his mom to hear him have sex on his honeymoon. I don’t want to say Eddie Murphy is the pinnacle of mental health, but, seriously, he seems well-adjusted. I bet he walks down the street and pushes old people into traffic. You know, because he’s deep like that.