Leave The Babies To Brangelina

June 13th, 2007

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Contrary to reports stating otherwise, Jennifer Aniston is not in the process of adopting any children.

Her “spinner” of the truth, publicist Stephen Huvane, tells Us Weekly:

“It is completely false. Jennifer has not met with any adoption agencies.”

That’s a relief!

Besides, wanting children? That seemed very unlike our Man!

TV Review: The Sopranos Or The Tiger? David Chase As Frank Stockton

June 13th, 2007

Some thoughts on the remarkable ending of The Sopranos:

I’ve seen many responses to the ambiguous ending, ranging from disappointment and outrage to satisfaction and joy.

Much like the response to Frank R. Stockton’s “The Lady, or the Tiger,” when it first was published in 1882. The short story of course went on to become a classic.

A suitor for the princess of a kingdom is put on trial by the king. He is put in an arena and asked to pick one of two doors. Behind one is a lady, behind the other is a tiger. If he picks the door with the lady, he will be set free, and would live, but would be obliged to marry the lady. If he goes for the door with the tiger, he’ll be ripped to shreds. He of course does not know which is behind each of the doors. He loves the princess, so choosing the door with the lady may leave him heartbroken, but at least alive.

The princess knows what is behind each door. She loves the suitor. She gives him a signal – indicating which door the suitor should choose. If he chooses the lady, the princess will see the man she loves spend his life with another woman. If he chooses the tiger, the princess will see him die.

He opens the door, and… the story ends right there. Much like The Sopranos‘s cut to black last night.

Let us assume, for the moment, as many viewers have argued, that the blackness plus the conversation with Bobby on the lake about what happens when you get whacked (you never see it coming) mean that Tony is shot in the head by the guy who walked into the bathroom. But… did he kill just Tony, or Tony and Carmela, Tony and A.J., Tony and Meadow, maybe everyone at the table? And, if we allow that perhaps the darkness is not Tony’s, then maybe someone else at the table, or everyone else other than Tony, is killed.

Then, of course, if we allow the possibility that no one was killed, then the guy just went to the bathroom not to take care of business but to do his own business. So David Chase has given us a Sopranos, or the Tiger ending.

He’s the princess — he knows what’s behind the door of darkness. And we’re all the suitors in the arena. But unlike the princess, Chase is not clearly pointing to any door. And unlike the suitor, we have many more choices than two. But like the suitor, our choice of door depends upon what we think Chase wants us to see beyond it, and, even more importantly, what we in our hearts most want to see.

PS — One other thing, Frank R. Stockton published a sequel to “The Lady, or The Tiger”: “The Discourager of Hesitancy: A Continuation of ‘The Lady, or the Tiger?'” — three years later, in 1885.

And, in the interest of full disclosure, I should also mention that my own novels — such as The Silk Code and The Plot to Save Socrates — have been criticized here and there for not providing more definitive endings. So I may be naturally disposed to liking ambiguity.

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Fight For Your Rights…To Healthcare

June 13th, 2007

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Michael Moore marches with nurses from the California Nurses Association to a screening of his new healthcare documentary, Sicko, Tuesday in Sacramento. MM sure knows how to get people talking!

Lindsay’s Determined To Party!

June 13th, 2007

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Lindsay Lohan is currently receiving treatment for her addictions at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, but….

Within days of her release, the actress will be partying it up in Sin City!

Yup, Lohan is going on with her big 21st birthday bash at Pure in Las Vegas on July 2nd.

Sources close to Lindsay confirm to PerezHilton.com, “It’s definitely happening.”

In fact, Pure is so confident that the Lohan event is still on that they just sent out an email blast – inviting thousands upon thousands to LiLo’s birthday soiree.

Click here to view the invite.

We may have to trek it out to Vegas. LL could be on her best behaviors….or she could be like Britney on New Year’s eve.

Can’t miss that!!!

Lindsay’s Determined To Party!

June 13th, 2007

loooooohaaan.jpg

Lindsay Lohan is currently receiving treatment for her addictions at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, but….

Within days of her release, the actress will be partying it up in Sin City!

Yup, Lohan is going on with her big 21st birthday bash at Pure in Las Vegas on July 2nd.

Sources close to Lindsay confirm to PerezHilton.com, “It’s definitely happening.”

In fact, Pure is so confident that the Lohan event is still on that they just sent out an email blast – inviting thousands upon thousands to LiLo’s birthday soiree.

Click here to view the invite.

We may have to trek it out to Vegas. LL could be on her best behaviors….or she could be like Britney on New Year’s eve.

Can’t miss that!!!

Skin on Skin Contact

June 13th, 2007

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The ice appears to have thawed between Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake.

The exes, who ended their years-long relationship acrimoniously, were quite friendly and touchy at photo call for their film, Shrek the Third, Wednesday in Madrid.

This newfound warmness is in stark contrast to their awkward interaction at the film’s LA premiere.

While we’re all for them being mature and remaining friends, they better not get back together!!!!

They Have The Same Smile

June 13th, 2007

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That big mouth and toothy grin must run in the family!

Julia Roberts‘s niece, Emma, flashes a huge smile in NY on Tuesday.

The tween actress is promoting her new film, Nancy Drew, out this Friday.

Nice girl. Normal-seeming.

How long until she’s in rehab?????

Not Pregnant

June 13th, 2007

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We knew it was too good to be true!

Both Kevin Federline and Shar Jackson are denying reports that they are expecting another child together.

“It is not even remotely true,” Jackson’s rep tells Us Weekly.

Federline’s publicist also insists the rumors are “not true.”

But now that the idea is in their heads….we wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to milk some press out of having another kid!

Flawless

June 13th, 2007

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Annie Hathaway is radiant on ther cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar, and we’ve a sneak peek at her interview with the mag!

On the evolution of her fashion sense thanks to Devil costume designer Patricia Field:
“I feel I know how clothes go together now. Before, I was so desperate to have a style and a look that I would wear things I didn’t feel comfortable in, that had nothing to do with me.”

On Gwen Stefani:
“I love her style…If I could see clothes the way she sees clothes, I’d be very, very happy.”

On her relationship with Valentino:
“We just get along really well, so that’s why I wore him to the Oscars…You know, he’s retiring, and it’s one of his last collections, and I really, really, really wanted to be a billboard for Valentino that night.”

On her fashion muse, Selma Blair:
“My friends and I call her Saint Selma. She’s, as we all say, very fierce.”

On preparing for her role in Get Smart:
“I have to be very, very strong, so I am working out like a madwoman…Basically, anything Jen Garner did in Alias, except in this film…lots of kicks, punches and dodges…and, oh, yeah, I have muscles now! I’ve never had muscles.”

On working with Meryl Streep and Ang Lee:
“A good day on set with Meryl turns into a master class…I love Ang. I would be his shoe-shine girl if he wanted.”

On how she keeps her feet firmly on the ground:
“My life is moving at a fairly rapid clip, and I don’t need to be pushing my own envelope. I try to cultivate meaningful moments. Don’t get me wrong. A lot of meaningful moments have happened in nightclubs at 3 a.m…If I had more time, I’d probably have more of them!”

On creating drama:
“I think a lot of people would love to get some separation from their lives and spend time seeing things from another person’s perspective. I’m sure other people roll their eyes and think, Whatever, drama queen. But I like it.”

Mending Fences

June 13th, 2007

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While Britney recently made up with her mom, little sister Jamie Lynn was spending time with her dad (and boyfriend) earlier this week in Los Ageles.

Seems like the whole family is in town.

Could a group reconciliation be in the works????