My Life’s Been Tough!

June 1st, 2007

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Rumer Willis wants us to feel sorry for her.

Yes, she may be the daughter of two movie stars – and got the worst genes from each – but Demi & Bruce‘s spawn has had it hard. Really!

The wannabe actress and professional hanger-on tells People, “I think it’s definitely hard growing up in L.A. with all of the things that you have to deal with, and being so young. I think sometimes people don’t realize the amount of pressure that can come.”

OMG! Our heart breaks for you Rumer!

However will you make it through life?

Little Ru Ru was out whoring her face at yet two parties on Thursday. The celebuspawn attended the Kidada Disney Couture Collection party during the day and the launch party for the Blckberry Curve at night, LA, where she also came to the defense of drug buddy her good friend, Lindsay Lohan.

Says Rumer, “I haven’t talked to her, but I wish her the best. I think there a lot of people that are supporting her. It’s been kind of a crazy week, figuring it out, and figuring out a better way to be.”

It’s great that they’re supporting her now, but where were all these people when Lindsay really needed the help????

There’s No Place Like….

June 1st, 2007

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It’s so good to be home!

We’re in LA for the next two weeks and this is the longest we’ve been back in forever.

It’s summer and young Hollywood’s been going crazy. And old Hollywood too!

Ain’t it fun?

We hope you’re enjoying yourselves. Go out and drink some Sangria!

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David Ortiz for D'Angelo Sandwiches

June 1st, 2007

Red Sox hitter, Big Papi, is shadowed by a nagging cheese steak sandwich.

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Listen To This: Love Today

June 1st, 2007

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Two of our favorites in one!

Regina Spektor performing Love Profusion by Madonna, live and brilliantly at a recent concert.

It’s Madgestic!

Enjoy.

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The View Campaign Continues

June 1st, 2007

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Yes, the Queen of All Media is a shameless whore.

More and more people think Perez should replace Rosie.

Or at least let us guest host for a day Barbara!

The Brat Pack: Where Are They Now?

June 1st, 2007

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Demi MooreIn our hearts, Molly Ringwald is still clad all in pink, Judd Nelson's still telling that joke about the naked blonde with the poodle under her arm, and Anthony Michael Hall's still a scrawny loser who dances like a spastic chicken. (Well, for all we know, he still does dance like a spastic chicken.)

But no matter how many times Sixteen Candles airs on cable or how many scenes from The Breakfast Club you know by heart -- and in my case that'd be, umm, almost all of them -- the sad fact remains that the '80s ended, and the members of the Brat Pack grew up. Of course, you all know what happened to some of them: Demi Moore, aka Jules in St. Elmo's Fire, is starring in Mr. Brooks as a tough-as-nails detective; in other news, she got married to that young guy, what's-his-name. But what about the rest?

We tracked down all the members of the original Brat Pack -- the casts of the 1985 films The Breakfast Club and St. Elmo's Fire (Molly, Judd, Andrew, Anthony, Ally, Emilio, Rob and Mare), plus a few assorted friends -- to find out where the Brat Pack is now. Somewhat to our surprise, not only did they survive the '80s, but they're all still working steadily. Lindsay Lohan, take note!

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Headline Of The Week Weak

June 1st, 2007

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“Moby: God Destroys Right-Wing Republicans With Tornados, Hurricanes“

Hmm. Inneresting! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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June 1st, 2007

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The New Rumer Willis????

June 1st, 2007

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The latest celebuspawn has thrust herself into the spotlight.

Who is she????

CLICK HERE to find out!

Now someone can do your shushing for you

June 1st, 2007

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You know how you're sitting in the movie theater watching something good, then the person to your left or maybe in the row behind yours does something that seizes your attention? Let's say his cell phone rings. And let's say he answers it. Then let's say you, unlike the boob on the phone, are too well mannered to lash out at this person. (Seriously, let's just say that, rather than say you just don't have the genetic constitution to tell him to shut his trap).

So he keeps talking, you sit there fuming, while that really good movie you paid all that money to watch is playing around you. You might eventually snap and go, "Sssshhh!" And maybe all the other well-mannered patrons around will call you a hero - before the melee erupts. But if this is happening to you at a Regal Cinemas location, you now will be empowered to push a button on a control pad (presumably the one that says "other disturbances") and an employee will show up to snap the phone shut, so you don't have to. According published reports, the device is called the Regal Guest Response System, and it has four buttons (the other three are "sound," "piracy," and "picture") that are designed to pinpoint the nature of the problem obviously, but also the degree of response. It's a welcome, if curiously passive-aggressive achievement.

Still, there are questions. Does a designated portion of the audience get one of these or are they available upon request? Does using one qualify you for the moviegoer protection program? (Because surely the megaplex will become a new frontier for the Stop Snitchin' contingent to intimidate.)

And what of that "picture" button? Does the signal go to the projectionist's booth or the studio that made the offending film? If it’s the latter, a run-of-the-mill evening at “Pirates of Caribbean” just got a lot more interesting.