Join the Queen of All Media as he celebrates Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Wednesday night Perezzers will be hosting a screening of the cult gay film and we’re having a costume contest.

So come in character!

Outfest 25th Anniversary Screening of
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Wednesday, May 30th, 7:30 P.M.
Rigler Theater @ The Egyptian
6712 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90028

It’s going to be a royal affair!

Lindsay Lohan‘s publicist has just released this statement:

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

Hopefully the mainstream media will behave ethically and refuse to publish any pictures of Lindsay in rehab.

The paparazzi have been lurking and endangering the safety of all patients at Promises.

Pics of Lindsay there are already floating.

Hopefully the Us Weekly and In Touch and Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood and everyone else will do the right thing and not run those photos and let her focus on getting healthy.

We’re pessimistic and think she’s gonna fail a few more time – statistics speaks for themselves – but we do encourage Lindsay’s attempts at getting better.

Hopefully sooner or later it will stick!

Elizabitch Hasselbeck touched lightly on the subject of her feud with Rosie on Tuesday’s episode of The View, the first live show since the announcement of O’Donnell’s departure.

Elizabitch said that she and Ro had been in a lot of communication. That they had “been emailing each other all weekend.”

Hasselbeck also talked about the “power of forgiveness” and she was under the impression that she and O’Donnell were heading towards that direction.

Wrong!

Though she had promised that she wouldn’t be talking any more about The View on her blog, Rosie is doing just that.

And she’s calling out Elizabitch as a lying skank!

On Tuesday, O’Donnell said some enlightening things in her Ask Ro section.

Amongst the most interesting:

Jennifer writes:

I am sorry this happened. EH says she has been in communication with you A LOT over the weekend, is this true?
Lot of Love,
Jennifer

she spoke to kelli
we had one e mail exchange

It seems like The View war is not going to end any time soon!

Brangelina are taking a rare brief break from each other to attend to their work commitments.

Ange took the kids to school on Tuesday in Prague, where she is working on the movie Wanted.

And that same day, far far far, Papa Pitt was in Montreal, where he resumed shooting his new film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Hopefully this little pause won’t last long. A Brangelina apart makes us sad!

Has he ever thought about maybe keeping his thoughts to himself?

Does he need to speak to the media EVERY SINGLE DAY????

Now that Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab (again), her estranged father – whose making the most of his time now that he’s out of jail – is chatting with Us Weekly about how badly he wants to be famous.

Oh, wait. No he’s not. He’s talking about Lindsay, of course. Out of his “concern” for her.

Us: Are you relieved to hear she’s checked into Promises, a respectable treatment center?

Michael Lohan: I’m glad she’s there and trying to get help. I hope she stays away from Samantha Ronson and all the people who have been negative influences. That includes the bodyguard, the assistants…. Lindsay needs to clean house. She needs to get God back in her life and put her family in her life. She’s gotta start all over again from where she started when she was at her best.

Us: Is Lindsay religious?

ML: I wouldn’t say religious. I’d say faithful. She believes in God.

Us: How did you find out she was in rehab? Did your ex-wife Dina call or someone from her camp?

ML: No. There was speculation, but I haven’t heard from Dina. I’m still trying to arrange a sit down. I’ve put the past behind me.

Us: Why do you think no one from Lindsay’s camp called you?

ML: They’re afraid of my relationship with Lindsay. You see, this is the problem. Unless they start [including me], Lindsay is never going to get better.

Us: Have you spoken to your probation officer about going to Promises yet?

ML: I’m talking to them tomorrow.

Click here to check out Eve‘s glamtastic video for her new single, Tambourine.

Our pals at In Touch Weekly got their hands on the invite to Nicole Richie‘s Memorial Day party, you know the one Mischa Barton has that little “accident” at.

It’s quite enlightening!

From: Nicole Richie < xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx >
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party
Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000

My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who’s coming. Thanks

Nicole’s publicist says she was just trying to be funny in the email invite, but a lot of people are finding it anything but funny.

“Clearly, she is thumbing her nose at the people in rehab,” Dr. Joyce Brothers tells In Touch. “It’s a huge form of acting out, and it shows that the treatment for her eating disorder did not do any good.”

During the party – which was held at the house of Richie’s BFF, Masha Gordon’s – most of the guests drank beer and nibbled on barbecue, but “Nicole didn’t eat anything,” a witness tells In Touch.

Nutritionist Dr. Majid Ali tells the mag, “I would place Nicole’s weight at about 83 pounds. At 5’1″, she should weigh 105 to 110 pounds. You can see a bit of bloat of her belly, consistent with a malnutrition syndrome. I would be very concerned for her health if I was a family member.”

Since Paris Hilton was sentenced to jail, Nicole, who was arrested in December, is terrified she’ll end up behind bars too.

“When Nicole heard about Paris’ sentence, she broke down,” says an insider. “She’s been eating less. She’s only sleeping three hours a night. She has nightmares about being in prison and wakes up in cold sweats.”

Though Nicole’s rep has denied reports in the National Enquirer that she stayed overnight in rehab in mid-May for an eating disorder and a Vicodin addiction, Richie has been seeking outpatient treatment at Beau Monde Programs for months, an insider tells In Touch.

They must be doing wonders. Nicole’s had amazing progress, hasn’t she?

NOT!

An Olsen? A Drunkst? Perhaps Sevigny???

CLICK HERE to find out who is rocking those shades.

Kate Moss. London. Drink. Coke.

Shouldn’t she switch to Pepsi?

Or Crack Lite????