The Talented Mr. Pitt

May 24th, 2007

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He sure is loving those sunglasses!

Bradley Pitt‘s been rocking a new – old school sophisticated – look this week.

On Thursday, the actor joined his castmates in Cannes for a photo call to promote their new movie, Ocean’s 13 – aka the one Julia Roberts didn’t want to be in.

What Does This Mean?????

May 24th, 2007

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Rosie has been hitting her blog hardcore since her big fight with Elizabitch yesterday.

O’Donnell just posted this cryptic entry on Thursday.

nothing is loud enough today
i have blown too many speakers
as i try to climb into the notes
float

the goslings came quite close
2 day
alert parents watching
ready to protect

photographers again waited yesterday
by the ramp at abc
extra extra
the line between fake and real

did u hear
a squirrel attacked a woman
its true
it was in the paper

faith or fear
tipping ur hand
hold on
i heard

last night
the sound of music

they were almost out
leisel gasped
it was rolf
she couldnt believe it

christopher got the kids away
safety first always
but face to face – he had to say it
will never b one of them

happy birthday kelli
peace 2 all who enter here

Can someone decipher that for us?????

Boooooooring

May 24th, 2007

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SJPeePee celebrated the launch of her new fashion line for Bitten in NYC on Wednesday night.

We hope she’s not wearing her own clothes.

If she is….

Is that the best she could do????

Honestly!

It’s no Kate Moss TopShop collection!

Shit, it’s not even the Rosie O’Donnell for Kmart collection!

“You Said I Must Eat So Many Lemos Cuz I Am So Bitter”

May 24th, 2007

Sweet sweet sweet!!!

We’re so sweet on her!

“Listen To This” alum Kate Nash is back with a new single and it’s just so lovely.

Click here to check out the video for Foundations and try and not fall in love with her!

A Few Words From Jessica Simpson

May 24th, 2007

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What is in that head of Jessica Simpson‘s????

The singer/actress just posted this letter to her fans on her official fansite.

Hey everyone. I hope you are all doing well! I am getting ready to start MAJOR MOVIE STAR and I am so excited! I just got back from spending some time in Europe, and while I was there I visited many museums, and have been reading about different artists. I have also been writing a lot in my journal recently. I was reading a book about Michelangelo and there were 2 quotes that caught my attention –

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.” Michelangelo

“Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing.”

These quotes inspired me to write the below passage. I hope you can find your own individual meaning in it, as I keep coming back to it and find new strength.

“Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we’ve mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this…
What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action?
Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?
I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I’ve discovered somewhere worth traveling to…
In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery.”

So profound!

P.S. How many of you actually believe Jessica was really reading a book on Michelangelo????

The Golden Compass Trailer

May 24th, 2007

I can’t wait for this movie. I’m a huge fan of the books and fantasy films in general (Hawk the Slayer blew my mind), so this is the big one I’m looking forward to this December. However, I don’t approve of New Line Cinema’s tacky Lord of the Rings linkage to kick off the trailer. I understand that Philip Pullman’s trilogy has a much smaller fanbase and the films will require a wider marketing strategy, but it’s misleading to Tolkien fans to market The Golden Compass as a similar beast to the Rings trilogy when they are different in almost every way imaginable. Hopefully, Weitz and co. can do justice to an incredible series of books. And judging by the trailer, they’ve done a good job so far.

Trailer

John Rambo Trailer

May 24th, 2007

Sylvester Stallone follows his late-life crisis biopic Rocky Balboa with a revisit to another staple of 80s extremism, Rambo. John Rambo as he’s ever so cleverly called it (I would have gone with Rambo IV: Fuck Em All to Hell… Again) will mark the fourth time that entire armies will regret pissing off one guy. This time, Rambo is again coaxed out of voluntary solitude (where he knits, writes about his feelings and mends boats or something) to rescue some idiot war-protesters who head on into Burma unarmed to ask them nicely to stop fighting. Using only his bare-hands and his exploding bow and arrows, John shows those pissy protesters that there’s only one way to stop a war. And that way is John Rambo.

WARNING: The following trailer contains scenes of extreme manliness and all out testosterone-fuelled brilliance that may offend subscribers to reality.

Fido – Trailer 1a

May 24th, 2007
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Welcome to Willard, a small town lost in the idyllic world of the 50’s, where the sun shines every day, everybody knows their neighbor, and rotting zombies deliver the mail. Years ago, the earth passed through a cloud of space dust, causing the dead to rise with a craving for human flesh. A war began, pitting the living against the dead. In the ensuing revolution, a corporation was born: ZomCon, who defeated the legions of undead, and domesticated the zombies, making them our industrial workers, our domestic servants - a productive part of society. ZomCon would like the people of Willard to believe they have everything under control... but do they? Timmy Robinson doesn’t think so. At eleven, Timmy already knows the world is phony baloney - Mom and Dad just won’t admit it. Now ZomCon’s head of security has moved in across the street, and Timmy’s Mom refuses to be the only housewife on the block who doesn’t have a zombie of her own. When she brings a zombie servant home, Timmy discovers a new best friend, and names him Fido. And even though Dad has a bad case of zombie-phobia, Timmy is determined to keep Fido, even if he does eat the odd person...
Directed by: Andrew Currie
Starring: Carrie-Ann Moss, Billy Connolly, K’Sun Ray, Henry Czerny, Dylan Baker

The Kingdom – Trailer 2

May 24th, 2007
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No synopsis provided by studio.
Directed by: Peter Berg
Starring: Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Chris Cooper, Andrew Esposito

Joshua – Trailer A

May 24th, 2007
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The tale of Brad (Sam Rockwell) and Abby (Vera Farmiga) Cairn, perfect Manhattan parents in a perfect Manhattan apartment whose perfect life begins to crack after the birth of their second child Lily. Shortly after Lily arrives home, a dark side of prodigy son Joshua slowly begins to reveal itself.
Directed by: George Ratliff
Starring: Sam Rockwell, Vera Farmiga, Celia Weston, Dallas Roberts, Michael McKean