Johnny Vera was named prom queen at Roosevelt High School in Fresno, California this past weekend.

At the candidates’ speeches Friday in the quad during lunch, Vera, told his classmates, “For me, it’s about more than a crown. It’s about saying to people, ‘Come out and be who you want to be,’ You have to say, ‘I am who I am, and I’m proud of who I am. My spirit will never be down on the floor.’ “

It gets better!

According to The Fresno Bee, “The students cheered and whistled. The girls on Vera’s cheerleading squad got teary-eyed. A boy wearing a pin supporting another queen candidate started the chant: ‘Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!'”

Congratulations Johnny, you are one fabulous and inspiring queen!

Attention fans of washed-up pop stars in Florida: Hurricane Spears is coming!

Britney‘s taking her 12-minute show on the road.

This Saturday night, May 19th, the recovering addict and mother of two will be performing at the House of Bluesin Orlando.

Click here to purchase tickets.

And, Sunday evening, Spears and crew are trekking down to Miami Beach to perform at Mansion, where KFed has spent many a night partying.

Click here for more info on that show.

Now that Spears has done this routine a few times already, people will know what to expect – very little.

It’s a freak show, and that’s always entertaining though!

He’s a loser, a drug user and he don’t need no accuser!

That’s cuz Sylvester Stallone is owning up to breaking the law in Australia.

The actor just plead guilty to importing human growth hormone into Australia.

Documents reveal that Stallone had marked the “no” box when asked to declare whether he was bringing in restricted or prohibited goods, “such as medicines, steroids, firearms or any kind of illicit drugs” back in February.

He got caught and now he faces fines of up to $20,000.

Come on….

Did you really think Sly got that big NATURALLY??????

Ricky Martin has injured his back…..

Doing what?

The singer had to cancel (to be rescheduled at a later date) a show in San Antonio on Saturday and one in El Paso on Monday.

After hurting himself at his concert in Laredo on Friday, Martin received treatments in San Antonio and met with a physician in El Paso on Monday.

According to a tour publicist, the physician recommended that Martin not perform at the El Paso County Coliseum.

No word on how many other dates this could effect.

Get well soon Eriquetta!

NBC just posted this preview of their remake of The Bionic Woman, coming to television this fall on Wednesdays at 9 PM – after Deal or No Deal.

The one-minute clip is SOOOO GOOD.

We can’t wait for the show!

ABC just cancelled George Lopez‘s sitcom without any warning or chance to say “goodbye”, and the comedian’s not happy – especially since his show outperformed two new comedies this year that did get renewed.

So not right!

What big-boobied blonde was seen making out with another chick at Tao in Las Vegas this past weekend?

The Hoff would have loved to see that!

In response to this past weekend’s sullen blog, Lily Allen just posted on Monday the following message to her fans:

“Sorry
Current mood: Better

Hi guys , I’m sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I’ve been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a “chick with a dick”. I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss’ , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha’nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity .

I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean
Cheryl if you’re reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .”