Archive for May, 2007

They Grow Up So Fast

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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All the moms and their children were out and about this past weekend.

Sarah Jessica Parker, who is set to reprise her role in a Sex & The City movie, was spotted leaving her West Village, NYC, apartment with son James Wilke.

He may be a wee youngin’ but doesn’t he seem like a little prepster already?

Listen To This: The Best of Both Worlds

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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We’ve been listening to a lot of music from Canada and France lately. They’re just producing a lot of great tunes!

Numero is a two for one deal.

A French-Canadian group from Montreal, they make super fun electro music in Francais.

Numero‘s beats kinda remind us of some old school – circa 2000 – Miss Kittin.

We have no idea what they’re singing about in La Vie D’Artiste, but it’s very sexy and you can dance to it.

Two things we like!

Enjoy La Vie D’Artiste below and then CLICK HERE to listen to some other stylish and sweet songs from Numero.

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Hilary, Haylie & Christina?

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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What’s Christina Aguilera doing hanging out with the Duffs’ mother?

Actually, that’s the Dirrty singer’s mother, Shelly, who went shopping with her daughter and lunching at The Ivy in Beverly Hills on Mothers Day.

And Tina Simpson and Lynne Spears went to church together to pray for Britney!

Hammer Horrors are back!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

The old British horror studio which last drew a scream way back in the 70s has been re-opened by a Dutch producer, John de Mol.

The old Hammer horror films are fondly remembered by fans and they made stars of Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee as Van Helsing and Dracula respectively. They also brought to life countless other classic horror stories like The Mummy, The Wolf-Man and Frankenstein’s Monster.

The Hammer label could breathe a bit of forgotten class into modern day horror flicks, which are perhaps bordering a bit close to gratuitous violence and sex due to Eli Roth and the new wave or gorenography. Not that there’s anything wrong with violence and sex, of course. (I hope you’re not reading this, God)

Read more on Hammer Horror at God’s homepage, Wikipedia.

Source: Empire




Nicolas Cage to play Al Capone

Monday, May 14th, 2007

MTV are reporting that the Cage-inator will play the moblord in a prequel to Brian de Palma’s The Untouchables.  This sounds like good news, except that it’s called The Untouchables: Capone Rising. That’s a rubbish title really. May aswell call it The Untouchables: Drink Justice. Or Capone: Zero Hour. Our scepticism-ometer is off the charts!

Yet Another Reason To Lover Her

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Avril Lavigne wants to be an actress!

And, in her typical obnoxious behavior, she’s already talking shit about fellow singers turned thespians.

“I can’t do a Mandy Moore kind of movie, a chick flick,” Lavigne ” Lavigne told the Australian newspaper Townsville Bulletin. “I have to do like a Girl Interrupted. I have to take my time and make the right choices.”

Dear Avril, you are NO Angelina Jolie!

Douche!

Guy Ritchie making another British Gangster Movie

Monday, May 14th, 2007

But is it a case of too little too late for the man who had it all and then threw it away on a film starring his wife, which we don’t like to talk about here? The new film, titled RocknRolla, follows a Russian mobster who orchestrates a crooked land deal and puts millions of dollars up for grabs, attracting all of London’s criminal underworld. Could be a return to form for the Lock Stock director.

Source: Variety

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Joe Francis‘ psychiatric report was filed in federal court this past Friday and the contents are quite….interesting.

In the documents, the incarcerated Girls Gone Wild s claim that there was a potential for suicide if his imprisonment were prolonged. “I don’t think I can handle this on a long-term–I’m not a criminal,” he said.

He also reveals he’s taking a bunch of anxiety and other medication to tame the crazy, even while in jail.

Francis, a hardcore partier, also attempted to minimize his drug use.

The report says, “He denied use of marijuana, indicated that he used cocaine ‘a handful of times’ and ‘I tried mushrooms.’ He further portrayed himself as a social drinker, ‘once weekly–one drink.'”

Uh huh!

Hello Daddy!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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Water + Sand + Sun + Shirtless +Hugh Jackman = Yum dipped on a stick!

The actor enjoyed Bondi Beach in Sydney this past weekend with his beard wife and kids.

Drinking & Drugging: ON The Record

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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The very reputable USA Today is reporting – in gory detail – about Lindsay Lohan‘s non-stop party of a weekend in the Bahamas.

The paper says:

“Lindsay Lohan landed in the Bahamas Friday, and while she wouldn’t speak with reporters all weekend, she was a force on the island nonetheless.

After taking in a Janet Jackson concert Friday night, she partied at Atlantis’ Aura nightclub until the wee hours. The actress started the evening sipping water, but much later was seen with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other.

In her roped-off VIP section, she got very cozy with beau Calum Best, a hot model in the U.K. The smell of marijuana wafted through the area. Best shared whatever he was smoking with Fantastic Four star Chris Evans, who nodded and held his breath before exhaling. (The next day, when asked about the scene, Evans said, “Goodness gracious. No comment.”)

Goodnes gracious.

There’s just no stopping the Firecrotch!