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Archive for May, 2007
Friday, May 4th, 2007
Filed under: Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Warner Brothers, Family Films, Home Entertainment, Movie Marketing, Harry Potter, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes and Sequels When I saw the name of Warner Brothers' new website for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, I was concerned. I worried that JoinDumbledoresArmy might be some sneaky plan by the Bush administration to draft our youngsters into fighting overseas. But after closer inspection, the site appears legit. It allows you to enroll alongside Harry, Ron, and Hermione to fight the Dark Arts and also to send messages to Dumbledore's Army that will appear on the website. The messages that have been left so far range from the heroic -- ("We must band together against the Dark Lord," says Larry R.) to the cryptic --("I'm of Brazil, yeah!!! LOL," says Eder F.) to the profound -- ("EEEEEEEEEEEE!" says Katie A.)
Once you enroll in the Army, you can download wallpapers, skins, banners, images, and buddy icons. I must admit, I did not enroll -- I fear a 26 year-old man signing up for "Dumbledore's Army" would surely put me on some sort of pedophile watch list -- but I did play the site's game: "Dark Arts Defense." The object of the game is to master spells. I won my school's spell-ing bee three years in a row, but alas, those skills did not translate. You have a wand, they give you symbols and you're supposed to trace them out in the air to defeat your opponent. There's a training course, but I got cocky and skipped right over it, which was a mistake. I must say, the game was a lot of fun, but playing it was quite a blow to my self-esteem. The current high score: 318,071. My score: 6.
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
Filed under: Action & Adventure, Drama, Deals, Noir, Universal, Movie Marketing
The movie may not be due until November, but JoBlo's Movie Emporium has the posters now: Ridley Scott's American Gangster has officially begun the promotional lifecycle. The film -- which was slated to be directed by Antoine Fuqua until he fell off the project and Ridley Scott stepped in -- revolves around the New York drug trade in the '70s -- and features Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. (And the director's chair wasn't the only switcheroo: Originally, Benicio Del Toro was cast in what would become Crowe's role.) The plotline revolves around an ex-dealer who actually has a change of heart and works with a NYPD narcotics officer to try and stop the flood of heroin that hit New York in the '70s -- but with Scott attached to direct, look for great action and more than a little grit (as well as smoke-filed rooms, venetian blinds and rain, too).
The posters look great -- there's one for Washington and one for Crowe -- and to me the most interesting things about the posters are first, the observation that Universal's marketing department doesn't even have to show all of Washington and Crowe's faces for us to know who they are -- and if that's not proof of super-stardom on their part, I don't know what is. The second thing -- which leapt into my mind unbidden as I looked at Crowe's poster, as seen here -- is that between the black-and-white look and the focus on well-dressed men packing heat, I got a real Scarface vibe off these posters. Time will tell if American Gangster is fit to fill Tony Montana's elegant, blood-soaked shoes; the film is currently set to open November 21st. Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
 | | Duck - Trailer A dark comedy of hope and survival, set in Los Angeles as-of-yet avertable future. In 2009, when Los Angeles last city park is closed to the public, a dispossessed manand the duck who follows him as a motherquest west, on foot, in search of water and meaning, in the desert that is L.A. Directed by: Nic Bettauer Starring: Philip Baker Hall, Bill Cobbs, French Stewart, Bill Brochtrop, Amy Hill |
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
 | | Hairspray - Trailer 1a Sixteen years after the release of the original film, New Line Cinema is bringing a feature film adaptation of the Tony award-winning Broadway production Hairspray to life. Featuring new and original material based on John Waters’ 1988 cult classic about star-struck teenagers on a local Baltimore dance show, the comedy features a remarkable collection of talent. Directed by: Adam Shankman Starring: John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Amanda Bynes, James Marsden |
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
 | | License To Wed - Trailer follows newly engaged Ben Murphy (John
Krasinski) and his fiancée, Sadie Jones (Mandy Moore), in their quest to
live happily ever after. The problem is that Sadie’s family church, St.
Augustine’s, is run by Reverend Frank (Robin Williams), who won’t bless Ben
and Sadie’s union until they pass his patented, “foolproof” marriage-prep
course. Consisting of outrageous classes, outlandish homework assignments
and some outright invasion of privacy, Reverend Frank’s rigorous curriculum
puts Ben and Sadie’s relationship to the test. Directed by: Ken Kwapis Starring: John Krasinski, Mandy Moore, Robin Williams |
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
 | | Civic Duty - Trailer Angry and depressed over losing his job, accountant Terry Allen begins to suspect his new neighbor, a single Islamic grad student with a penchant for unexplained late night activities, is at the center of a terrorist conspiracy. Although both Terry’s wife and the FBI agent to whom he reports his suspicions are skeptical about his fears, Terry becomes increasingly obsessed with uncovering the man’s true identity. Directed by: Jeff Renfroe Starring: Peter Krause, Richard Schiff, Kari Machett, Ian Tracy, Khaled Abol Naga |
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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007
The blogosphere's fuming over Mike White's op-ed piece in yesterday's Times, in which the writer/co-star of "Chuck and Buck" and "School of Rock" basically says: "Yeah, I got off on crappy horror movies when I was young, but that doesn't make me the Virginia Tech killer, but maybe if I'd been wired differently it would have, so we in Hollywood should feel guilty about that and maybe pause for a brief moment of moral introspection before squirting more fake blood on the actress's breast."
In other words, this is a very muddled op-ed that wants to scold the entertainment industry (White's word choice, not mine) but is too timid to. At least the filmmaker acknowledges what everyone knows but no one in Hollywood dare admit: that movies influence behavior and that violent movies influence violent behavior. Anyone with children knows this to be true. (I know it to be true: When I was seven years old, I watched a "Leave it to Beaver" episode where the Beav backs his parents' car into the street, turned off the TV, went outside, and did the exact same thing. Which wasn't really violent behavior, but, uh, it could have been.)
Feebly calling for filmmakers to think twice isn't going to change things. Nor is government censorship. A ratings system better than the gutless wonder the late Jack Valenti spent his lifetime noisily defending would probably help. So would parents who actually pay attention to what their children watch, and maybe even talk to them about it. (White admits his folks had no idea he was watching crud-classics like "Terror Train".)
The bottom line (which is all the film industry respects and understands anyway) is this: Take away the demand and you'll take away the supply. But that requires individual solutions -- meaning you and me -- not mass ones.
Oh, and there still isn't any real proof that Seung-Hui Cho saw "Oldboy." Which makes the whole discussion moot.
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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007
Filed under: Animation, Comedy, Fandom, Movie Marketing, Images  While there has been no shortage of Simpson's movie marketing, I'll admit that some of it has been downright original, including real-life Kwik E Marts and competing Springfield's. Today on Present Cinema (or ÐаÑтоÑщее кино if you are brushing up on your Russian), six new international Teaser posters have been put online. This time around, they have abandoned the oh-so-familiar donut iconography and gone for straight character posters. There are five solo posters featuring Lisa, Maggie, Marge, and of course, Bart and Homer. Both Homer and Bart however, get an extra poster chronicling our favorite " horrible act of child abuse." Not to mention we get another partial look at a naked Bart, which Patrick had already warned us about. At least for decency sake they use the shot from the film with a French Fry covering up anything too specific. Unless you have been in the witness protection program for the last year, there is probably not much I need to tell you about the highly anticipated big screen version of the long-running show. Already some early reactions to the film have hit the web, and so far most of the feedback has been positive. Although complaints about "side-character" screen time have popped up -- which seems like good news since it's not exactly the worst thing a fan could say about the film. Until The Simpson's Movie opens in July, we will just have to content ourselves with the next tidbit of news to head our way. Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007
Filed under: Drama, Celebrities and Controversy  Last year, La Lohan controversy was flying all around as she ticked off co-stars and filmmakers alike. Then, she went to rehab and it looked as though the news was finally coming to a close. However, in the last few months, she's been dropping starring roles. Sure, with a clear and sober mind she might have questioned her choices if she was starring in some terrible movies, but instead, she dropped out of the Dylan Thomas romance and Women of No Importance. Are these roles things she shouldn't have said yes to? I'm not following her logic. Whatever the case, Lindsay Lohan wants to be taken seriously. While the first step after getting sober should probably be keeping her commitments, she thinks it will be her role in I Know Who Killed Me. The role has her getting kidnapped and tortured, before being rescued and sent home with her saying that she's someone else. According to Hollywood.com, Lohan says: "I don't think there has been a role for an actress like this movie was for me in so long. At first I was like, 'I can't do this, I'm getting my legs cut off. I don't want to look like that in scenes; I want to look decent.' But that was just me being young and stupid." How about Charlize Theron? Or my personal favorite, Ellen Burstyn? But I should give her a break. If we know one thing about Lohan, it is that her logic is not necessarily our earth logic. When she continues about her role, I just want to shake her: "And I have my first sex scene in it, which I always said I wouldn't do. I wanted to do this movie so people can see that I'm a f**king actress." Oh, Lindsay. If you think partaking in a sex scene is what you need to do to be seen as an actress... But we're distracting her from her work (no, it's not the partying and controversy) and keeping her from her Academy path: "I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out... I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance." Well, Lindsay, you used to be my favorite teen actress many moons ago, so I'd love to see you return to it. But girl, great acting is more than getting terrorized on film or partaking in sex scenes. Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Oh my lord. I've just stumbled across a website, "The Mercury Theatre on the Air" that posts sound files for all of the extant radio plays done by Orson Welles' Mercury Theatre in the late 1930s. Yes, they've got "War of the Worlds,"the 1938 broadcast that panicked a nation too impatient to listen to the station breaks. The shows star Welles, Agnes Moorhead, Everett Sloane, and everyone else who followed the boy wonder to "Citizen Kane."
The broadcasts are available via streaming MP3, RealPlayer, or you can get the whole kit and caboodle through BitTorrent. (Guess which one I'm going for.) Trust me, on that next long car trip, forget about putting "Ice Age 2" on the minivan DVD player. Instead, pop in Welles' version of "Dracula" and blow your kids' minds.
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