The strike is over.
The Oscars are on.
We can all return back to normal now.
Writers are expected to get back to work on Wednesday, after finalizing the new deal in a Guild member vote on Tuesday.
Yay!
Archive for February, 2008
Hollywood Gets Back To Work
Sunday, February 10th, 2008Headline Of The Week Weak
Sunday, February 10th, 2008
"Heather Mills cheated on Paul McCartney for six months"
That skank! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Heather Mills cheated on Macca for six months
Heather Mills cheated on Sir Paul McCartney for six months with a secret lover, it has been revealed.
The former model had marathon sex sessions with film editor Tim Steel the night before joining the Beatles legend on a romantic Caribbean Valentine's holiday.
The sensational revelation comes as the couple prepare for a confrontation week in their bitter multi-million-pound divorce battle.
Steel has claimed that the former porn star had showed him Sir Paul's loving texts, before romping with him.
"I didn't mind-I suppose I was flattered that Heather still wanted to have sex with me despite being pursued by this musical demi-god," News of the World quoted Steel, as saying.
"Heather was insatiable between the sheets and she liked to call me her four-times-a-night guy. Our record was six.
"Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone-her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!
"But it was strange lying in bed talking about Paul McCartney. I would be with her when he called or texted her. She'd even show me the texts!" he added.
Making the Rounds at General Hospital – Babies and Bullets
Sunday, February 10th, 2008With money stolen from his mother’s purse, Michael buys bullets for his gun.
After stealing money from his mother's purse, Michael made his way to the docks and bought bullets for his gun. Mike showed up and confronted his grandson. After searching his pockets, probably suspecting drugs, he found the bullets and made him throw them in the river before trying to call Sonny. On the sly, Michael was able to palm one…
The meeting
Sunday, February 10th, 2008Last night’s meeting at the Shrine was packed. It started late, because of parking challenges. Most of my picket line crew was out sick. And as I took a seat next to a fellow USC’er, I had a brief moment of panic: I spotted a woman with an LED pin which kept scrolling, “IT’S NOT OVER YET!!!”
While the woman’s pin was technically correct — the vote to end the strike will be counted Tuesday night — I hope she reprogrammed the message during the 2.5 hour meeting. “WE WON!!!” might be a choice. “WE ACHIEVED MEANINGFUL PROGRESS IN KEY AREAS RELATED TO NEW MEDIA” would be more honest. But that probably wouldn’t scroll as well.
The focus of the meeting was to read through and explain the four-page deal summary. To their credit, the guys on stage did a good job explaining the victories and the concessions, and the logic in ending up where we did. They called it the best contract in 30 years, while pointing out its obvious gaps. Was it kind of dull? Yeah. But I was happy to be bored.
One of the most important areas the new contract defends is separated rights, which I suspect will not be well explained in mainstream news reports about the deal. So here’s my very brief recap.
Remember a couple of months ago, when I explained Why writers get residuals? In it, I described the weird legal judo writers and studios do to assign copyright and authorship to the corporation rather than the creator. Well, there are certain rights that the writer has traditionally been able to keep in this arrangement. For example, turning a TV series into a feature film. Or using a character created in one show (Frasier Crane, in Cheers) as the basis of a new show (Frasier).
The new contract needed to establish that even if work is created for the internet (rather than TV or features), the same principles of separated rights apply. If a webisode becomes the basis of a new TV show, that’s separated rights. It’s a unique, writer-only issue that doesn’t have a parallel in the DGA or SAG deals. There are loopholes and potential issues, but the framework is now in place.
I went to the meeting dreading the open mic format, but the first few questions from the floor proved to be explanatory rather than inflammatory. For example, in contract terms, “dramatic programs” isn’t a genre, but rather a means of distinguishing scripted programs from other formats. (Thus, a sitcom is a dramatic program.)
There are some writers who don’t like the deal, and intend to vote against it. But the vast majority of people in the room, and online, have already reprogrammed their internal LED displays in preparation for the post-strike period.
Blu-ray Review: Kiss of the Dragon
Sunday, February 10th, 2008An average action movie with fun fight sequences.
Without wires or cheap CG, the fights in Kiss of the Dragon carry a high impact, brutal feel. It saves the rather mundane story from a pit of generic plot points, and lifts the film above other recent martial arts extravaganzas. It’s enjoyable when it delivers on its promises. A sub-standard revenge script is the basis for this Jet Li action…
Movie Review: Blue (“Three Colors” Trilogy) – Kieslowski and Binoche Combo A Go
Sunday, February 10th, 2008The house of repression can only stand for so long before “life” starts playing its dirty tricks by throwing in chaos.
Blue is a true treasure of a movie. The story of a woman’s path through grief, sorrow, and self-discovery which ultimately leads to joy can be quite complicated for a film to take on, yet through Krzysztof Kieslowski’s direction, along with contributions from cast and crew, it is done quite smoothly to end up a splendid film.The film is…
Randy Quaid Hammers Another Nail Into His Professional Coffin
Sunday, February 10th, 2008Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy, Exhibition
What on earth is going on with Randy Quaid? He just doesn't seem to be a happy man lately. When Brokeback Mountain came out, he sued Focus Features because he took a huge pay cut to appear in the film and then the film raked in the cash and didn't throw any over to ol' Randy. The suit was dropped with Quaid saying he got a bonus, and Focus saying that he was full of bull ponky. Now we've got something even worse.Reuters reports that the actor has "been banned for life by Actors' Equity Association" -- the label union for stage actors in America. To top that off, he's been fined over $80,000. Ouch. I hope that mysterious, imagined movie bonus was big enough to pay this off... It seems that he was in a production of Lone Star Love, a country musical based on Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor. The production was going to head to Broadway, but got canceled by its producers after this mess.
This is where it gets down-right sad. He ticked off everyone. "All 26 members of the cast brought charges against Quaid, the Post stated, maintaining that he 'physically and verbally abused his fellow performers and that his oddball behavior forced the show to close.'" Meanwhile, Space-Cadet-Quaid says: "I am guilty of only one thing: giving a performance that elicited a response so deeply felt by the actors and producers with little experience of my creative process that they actually think I am Falstaff."
Right. Methinks the man better get over himself before he and wife Evi (who herself had an altercation about the matter in Equity's offices) have to farm potatoes in Idaho or something.Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments
DVD Review: The Final Inquiry
Saturday, February 9th, 2008One of the worst things that I?ve ever had to review.
Written by Fumo VerdeA quick summary of this Spaghetti Resurrection: Jesus dies, the day turns to night, and the Earth rumbles for the Son of God is dead. This disturbs the Roman Emperor and he sends one of his most loyal generals to find out if Jesus of Nazareth had anything to do with it. In doing this the general finds “the Way” as…
Movie Review: Fool’s Gold
Saturday, February 9th, 2008Lame romantic adventure provides neither.
Finally, we have the return of the team that first matched wits in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. Wait a minute. Has anyone actually been waiting for these two to be reunited? I am sure there are a few of you who have been, and there really isn't anything wrong with the two stars. The problem is not so much…
The deal
Saturday, February 9th, 2008Early this morning, the WGA published the terms of the tentative deal reached with the AMPTP, in anticipation of the membership meetings happening later today in New York and Los Angeles. By breakfast, there was already considerable discussion online, with writers and interested parties dissecting the merits and deficiencies in the deal and how it was reached. Several colleagues emailed me to ask my opinion.
So here it is.
There is only one question to be answered: Is the deal good enough to accept?
YES NO
Pick one. Everything else is irrelevant, and emotion should play no part in the decision. Unlike screenwriting, in which the journey is the story, a deal is strictly about where you ended up. The path is irrelevant. The past is irrelevant — and the future has to be reasonably discounted for its vast uncertainty.
So is this deal, today, good enough to accept?
Yes.
It’s a yes for me. And I suspect it’s a yes for most writers. Some would shout yes emphatically, with a victory dance around a giant picket bonfire. Others would mutter yes with a forlorn shrug of their shoulders, deeply dissatisfied yet not able to rationalize a no vote. I’m somewhere in-between. I don’t think it’s great — hell, it’s not even “good” — but it’s honestly better than I thought we’d get.
Let’s take a few minutes to list a few of the most natural (if sometimes unspoken) objections to the proposed deal in anticipation of the meeting tonight.
But the DGA got a deal that was almost as good, and they didn’t have to strike!
Irrelevant. They had leverage because we were out on strike, and used it to get a better deal than they would have otherwise. There’s an emotional component here as well: it doesn’t feel fair they get as much as we do. But as a thought experiment, take the DGA away and pretend that we’d reached the same deal without them. Would it change your perception? Remember: the deal is where you ended up, not how you got there.
But the AMPTP have been such dicks!
Emotional and irrelevant. (I agree, by the way. They have been dicks.)
But what about SAG? They could still strike!
Irrelevant. They’ve been very supportive, but ultimately have their own decisions to make. I’ll happily carry a picket sign for them. But I’ll be even happier to send a nice note if they reach a deal without going on strike.
But they’re holding a gun to our head!
While I haven’t seen official confirmation, the tentative deal is apparently contingent on suspending the strike. That’s dickish, but it’s ultimately irrelevant. If we accept the deal, the strike is over. If not, the strike goes on.
But we need more time to decide!
Take all the time you want. The elected WGA board has the power to suspend the strike at any time. They’re seeking member opinions because it’s the right thing to do.
But we didn’t go on strike for just these small gains!
We went on strike to prevent major rollbacks, which we did. Do you remember “profit-based residuals?” Sure, it was probably just an inflammatory, ill-conceived ruse on the AMPTP’s part. But it’s easy to forget just how heinous the original terms were.
But these will be the terms of the contract for the next 20 years!
I will fully cop to helping perpetuate the notion that strike gains and losses last 20 years. They don’t. The contract runs three years. If the terms are unacceptable in 2011, we do whatever it takes to improve them.
But we didn’t get an increase on the DVD formula! What if SAG gets a bump?
DVDs were taken off the table before the strike began. You may disagree with that decision, but the fact is they were never the focus of the strike: new media was. If SAG gets more than we do for DVDs, then good job SAG. They’re buying the next round. Still doesn’t change the deal on the table.
But we could strike longer! We could shut down the Oscars! We could tank the next TV season!
Yes. There’s no limit to how long we could strike. Each week we’re out hurts the studios — and industry workers, including striking writers. At some point, the net damage exceeds the net gain. If you think that point is still months off, and believe the AMPTP would agree to a significantly better deal at that moment, vote no.
But I’d ask you to test your powers of prediction: did the strike go exactly the way you thought it would? Probably not. So why do you think the next few months would go according to plan?
But the guild is strong!
Yes. And there’s considerable value to ending strong.
I want to stress that in addition to what I have listed above, there are valid reasons for rejecting the deal. You may believe that the terms aren’t good enough, and that the consequences of rejecting this deal are absolutely worth it. If so, speak up at the meeting tonight. But defend your points through logic, not emotion. Explain what you’re willing to lose in order to win.
I’m turning off comments, but I’ll be back with an update tomorrow, after the WGA meeting.