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Quote Of The Day

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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“It is what it is and it’s in God’s hands now. It’s out of our hands. There’s nothing we can do. [Paris is] doing the best she can.”

Kathy Hilton, outside Paris’ home on Friday morning

Caption Me: Paris’ Big Day

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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The tears of an heiress.

[Image via TMZ.]

Jeffrey M. Anderson’s 400 Screens, 400 Blows — Will’s Way

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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I worry sometimes about Will Ferrell. His newest film, Blades of Glory (242 screens) was another critical and financial hit, so that's not the problem. He has also managed to concretely establish his own comic persona, one that seems remarkably adaptable to different kinds of movies, so that's not the problem either. The main problem is that he has made so many movies in so little time; since Old School and Elf in 2003, he has appeared in thirteen movies. To the public eye, he's refining his craft and expanding his repertoire, but in private I suspect he's panicking, or perhaps obsessively searching for something.

I met Ferrell once, and we had a very revealing talk. I'm not claiming to know him, but he told me something that I suspect most movie stars go through; they wonder if they really deserve this kind of treatment and success. They suspect that, at any moment, they'll be discovered and exposed. He could be afraid, if he stops working for even a short time, that someone will fire him from his job. But in just a few years, Ferrell's unique, irreplaceable comic persona has fully emerged. In our interview, he told me that he used to be a field goal kicker for his school football team, which required him to do one task extremely well; it took a serious amount of concentration. He said that he discovered a private place wherein he could retreat during his kicks that he more or less still uses today for his performances.

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Paris Has Arrived!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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She is at the courthouse!!!

Just Like O.J.

Friday, June 8th, 2007

All the cable news outlets are covering the Paris Hilton story live.

Helicopters are following her as she makes her way to the court.

Before she was handcuffed and entered the police car, the choppers showed aerial footage of Paris hugging her mom, Kathy, and family members goodbye.

Talking heads are talking and talking and talking.

This is madness!

TV Review: Meadowlands – “Pilot”

Friday, June 8th, 2007

It’s refreshing to learn that Meadowlands, a series about witness protection program families living in the ultimate gated community, isn’t simply a show about the idyllic, mysterious suburban locale. In fact, we learn more about the town of Meadowlands in the pilot episode than we’ve learned about the island in all three seasons of Lost. No, Meadowlands doesn't get caught up in forcing the audience to play guessing games about a bizarre community. Instead, we are thrust into the sublime weirdness of the residents.

There is a difference between Meadowlands and the usual TV series or movie about suburbia. It's not darkly comical; it's dark. The resident's aren't Picket Fences odd; they're Arkham Asylum odd. An undercurrent of madness makes the melodrama seem more dire and the residents more interesting.

Four of those residents just moved to town. The Brogan family, with patriarch Danny (David Morrissey), his wife Evelyn (Lucy Cohu), their daughter Zoe (Felicity Jones) and her twin Mark (Harry Treadaway), are led blindfolded to their new home. They leave behind their names, their lives and, hopefully, the people who tried to burn them alive for Danny's criminal ways. Meadowlands is the safest place in the world. And they're lucky to be there.

At least Danny tries to convince his family that their seclusion is worth it. While his 17-yea-old son, still silent from his traumatic fire experience, spends his time ogling a neighbor woman who is too happy to show off and his flirty daughter tries to snag the town's hot, bad-boy handyman Jack (Tom Hardy), Danny's focus turns to his wife who pines for a day outside the compound. That's just day one. The true nature of the town is exposed when the aggressive sexuality of the handyman is countered by the aggressive discipline of the local head of law enforcement (Ralph Brown). Scared when the constable reveals that he knows his true identity, Danny runs to the folks in charge and gets a rundown on just how bizarre, and possibly dangerous, Meadowlands’s residents really are.

MeadowlandsCompared to most shows that air on Showtime, a channel that masquerades soft-corn porn (The Tudors) and fetish TV (Dexter) as high-end drama, Meadowlands isn’t a likely candidate to fill a Sunday night line-up. It is a titillating drama for sure, but the Channel 4/Showtime co-production lacks the pretense of a show abut Henry the VIII or a serial killer who kills killers.

Within the first 15 minutes, Zoe has already made an indecent proposal to Jack (of all trades!) the handyman and Danny and Evelyn start to try out the kitchen counter. When the sunny neighbor Brenda (Melanie Hill) masturbates in front of Mark with one of the gloves he wears to hide his burns, the oddities are just beginning.

Yes, there is something askew about the entire show. Though we learn a lot about Meadowlands we hardly scrape the surface of how each resident got there. The show certainly has the makings of a quality soap, which makes criticism hard to dish out. The worst you can say about Meadowlands is that it isn’t groundbreaking; the best you can say is that it is it likely to be the most addictive hour Showtime has ever aired.

Meadowlands premieres Sunday, June 17 at 10 pm. on Showtime.

Daniel J. Stasiewski is the webmaster and editor of The Film Chair and Erie Film. He has an unhealthy obsession with movies and popular culture, for which his therapist suggested joining Blogcritics.

Paris Is In The Car!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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She’s heading to court!

Paris Hilton was seen being escorted in handcuffs into the back of police car 865 just moments ago.

The heiress is expected to arrive in courtat approximate 10:55 A.M. Pacific.

She’s heading to court!

Paris Hilton was seen being escorted in handcuffs into the back of police car 865 just moments ago.

The heiress is expected to arrive in court at approximate 10:55 A.M. Pacific.

If you are under house arrest when you are transported, you have to be in handcuffs.

The paparazzi literally attacked the police car when it began escorting Paris to the courthosue!!!

The Cops Are Waiting

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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A police car is waiting outside of Paris Hilton‘s house to give her a ride to the court ASAP.

She is still inside as of 10:05 A.M. Pacific.

Earlier this morning, Paris’ hair and makeup people were seen entering the home.

Paris Is Still At Home!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

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As of 9:45 A.M. Pacific, Hilton has not left her house, PerezHilton.com has learned.

We can hear the helicopters circling from where we at, blocks and blocks away.

This is crazy!

At The Courthouse

Friday, June 8th, 2007

The latest: The city attorney says the judge should have the authority to send Paris back to jail.

Hilton has yet to arrive at t he courthouse but is expected any moment now.

[Thanks to our friends at CelebTV.com, who’ve been reporting exclusively today for PerezHilton.com!]