The Latin media is reporting (once again) that Shakira is set to marry her boyfriend of seven years, Antonio de la Rua, this September in the Dominican Republic.

We’ve been hearing this for quite some time now.

We’ll just have to wait and see!

“Richie dumped for being ‘clingy’“

Adding fuel to the fire! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

The Gossip’s Beth Ditto and The Scissor Sisters’ Ana Matronic share some interesting convo with Yoko Ono at a taping Thursday night for an upcoming episode of the British show Transmission.

Yoko still looks pretty good for 73!

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We’ve all known Anne Heche is crazy for some time, but now her soon-to-be ex-husband is saying it publicly and in court!

Coley Lafoon, a former videographer, filed papers in a Los Angeles court asking for primary custody of their five-year-old-son, Homer, and $33,000 a month in child support.

Milk that crazy bitch!

Laffoon alleges that Heche has shown “bizarre and delusional behavior” and lacks the time and parenting skills to care properly for her child.

“Clearly, [Heche’s] anger toward me has clouded her ability to think rationally about what is in Homer’s best interest,” says Laffoon’s papers, which were filed May 2 and released on Thursday. “[Heche] has at times exhibited bizarre and delusional behavior for which she refuses to seek professional help,” the papers add.

Remember the time she got all crazy on ecstasy and started knocking on random people’s doors and claiming to see aliens?

Nutjob!

While Annie may pretend to be all nice and normal now, Coley claims that she’s just as crazy as ever.

Laffoon says that during a recent trip to New York called him to say she “did not know where she was and that she needed help. She sounded confused. I was extremely frightened for her safety.”

The next day, Heche returned from the trip and “acted as if nothing ever happened” and “never acknowledged the seriousness of her actions,” says the filing.

In addition to her being all crazytastical and shit, Laffoon claims that Heche has no time for their kid.

Laffoon says that Heche earns $81,000 an episode on her TV show Men in Trees, a show that films in Vancouver, leaving her with “little time available from her busy schedule to spend time with Homer.”

“Due to [her] lack of attention to Homer’s needs and poor parenting skills, Homer’s emotional stability has been detrimentally affected,” the papers say.

Meow!

Bravo is streaming online the full first episode of the new season of Kathy Griffin‘s My Life on the D List.

Click here to check it out!

“I work out when I want to work out; I don’t work out when I don’t want to work out. After a long day and I’m tired, yeah, a cookie helps. It makes me feel good. It’s soul food! There’s a reason why it’s called that. I drop, like, 15 pounds when I’m on tour.”

– Kelly Clarkson tells the new issue of Entertainment Weekly

Ewww!

Who does she think she is, Kate Moss???

She needs to look into liposuction, like now.

We kid! We kid!

Our beloved Lily Allen looks super lovely and glams it up at a photo shoot in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Keep on keeping on Lilz!

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Our future husband, Grey’s Anatomy hottie T.R. Knight, uses some dye from the new Perez Hilton Hair Color Collection and shows off his fiery new ‘do in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

Lovesit!

The original was not funny.

But…..

this remix is pretty HIGHlarious.

PerezHilton.com reader Megan just sent us this SIGHting at 3:46 P.M. on Thursday:

“I work in Washington, DC and from my office window, I can see the penthouse level of the Ritz Carlton in Georgetown. Right now, as I type this email to you, Gwen Stefani is out on her balcony in a jog bra and leggings talking on her phone. Kingston is out there with her, along with the nanny (perhaps) and another kid. Thought you would enjoy!”