While no one is surprised that Britney Spears made another trip to the psych ward, what is surprising is that the LAPD and FAA already had previously arranged plans to facilitate Britney's magical journey to cuckoo town. Ever since her last meltdown, plans were laid to expedite an inevitable return to the hospital. (You're welcome, California taxpayers!) Britney's lack of sleep was the trigger for today's excursion, according to People:

"No one thought this would happen this soon, but it was clear if she stayed up for more than three days she'd have to get sent, since that could cause real damage. The last time she slept was Saturday."
Adds the source: "The motorcade and everything was planned, it was already in the works to have them block off the road and airspace. It worked out perfectly."

If I was a pilot flying overhead and found out I had to clear the airspace for Britney Spears, the shit would hit the fan, my friend. I'd get on the intercom and inform the passengers that this is their captain speaking and we're about to make an unscheduled landing into Britney Spears pool. And by landing I mean crash. After a thunderous round of applause, I'd guzzle the rest of my Big Gulp full of whiskey (Thank you, stewardess) then lock the plane into a nosedive. I don't want to say I'm a hero, but Batman better have an extra set of balls in his utility belt to pull off moves like these. UPDATE: Video of the motorcade after the jump. And yeah, it's every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.

Dr. Phil showed up on The View this morning to stick his mug once again into the latest Britney Spears fiasco. Ok! Magazine reports:

“I don’t think [Spears’ current hospitalization] surprises anybody. All I’ve ever try to do is help. By that I don’t mean doing therapy, because I don’t do that anymore, but I’ve always felt like let's get her to the right kinds of professionals--ones that could provide psychological and psychiatric support. I don’t know the circumstances of how she wound up in the hospital today, but if it’s moving in that direction, that could be a good thing."

Dr. Phil was also pimping his Britney story on Good Morning America and The Today Show earlier in the week. Dr. Phil likes feeling relevant. Otherwise he turns into the Incredible Hulk and eats children. No, really, I read it on Wikipedia. Or was it the bathroom stall I wrote on last week? I get the two confused.

Britney Spears supposedly told doctors at UCLA she's on Adderall and has been taking ten laxatives a day. Wow, on top of all that Starbucks? That's pretty gross. Anyway, she also laid down some heavy accusations against her mom Lynne, according to TMZ:

We're also told, when she was admitted, Britney accused her mom of "sleeping with my boyfriend." She wasn't specific on who she was referring to.
We're also told that for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.

Lynne Spears and Adnan McWienerPills? Of course. That makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever. Therefore it's gotta be true. I'm on board. Lynne, you whore!

Michelle Williams kicked Heath Ledger out of their Brooklyn home because of his drug problems over the past year. Heath would disappear for days on end and show up a complete mess, according to a member of Heath’s entourage. Page Six reports:

"He was partying, doing drugs. She didn't like the company he was keeping. She gave him an ultimatum. . . . and threatened to get custody of the girl. He wanted to make it work, but it was this scene he was wrapped up in. Was he an addict? Yeah."

Entertainment Tonight was also going to air a tape of Heath doing cocaine at a hotel party in 2006, but opted not to out of respect for the Ledger family. Heath also had a problem with heroin that may shed light on his death, according to Page Six’s source:

"Once you go down that road, then it gets really scary. Because all of sudden you shoot up, you take heroin, then you do a line of cocaine and then you take sleeping pills. Look at River Phoenix, he died exactly the same way."

I tried to find the Heath Ledger drug video on YouTube but all I found was some jackass who filmed himself through what looks like a roll of toilet paper. I don’t want to say it’s the most retarded thing I’ve seen in a while because I cover Britney Spears everyday. So that bar is pretty high. That being said, now I can’t stop saying “Earthen dam.” God, I hate you, YouTube. But I can't quit you.

They had one of the biggest songs of 2007 with Apologize, but OneRepublic ain't no one-hit wonder.

We bought their album and it's good. Real good. It's filled with radio-friendly songs that are bound to make them one of the breakout acts of '08.

OneRepublic are like the American version of Coldplay, and that's a big compliment.

Click here to watch the just-released video for their great song Stop and Stare.

The Spice Girls recently added more shows in North America, and PerezHilton.com is pleased to bring you the opportunity to be there!

Click here for your chance to see the Ginger, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Baby in their big reunion concert.

The new dates are:

02/16 - Palace of Auburn Hills, Detroit, MI
02/19 - Wachovia Center, Philadelphia, PA
02/22 - XL Center, Hartford, CT

We've never been bungee jumping before, but we have to!

Perezito's mom might have a heart attack, though. We just won't tell her. Shhh.

Funnyman Jim Carrey was playing daredevil on the set of his latest movie on Sunday.

The Canadian actor jumped off a bridge while filming Yes Man in LA.

"A guy challenges himself to say 'yes' to everything for an entire year," is the one sentence description of the film.

Sounds like fun!

[Image by Brian Lowe via JPI Studios.]

Danny Wood has posted a new post on his official blog about the possible New Kids on the Block reunion.

Are they or aren't they????

He says:

"More on NKOTB…

Hi to all the New Kids On The Block fans, I wanted to clarify since my first post this morning regarding the NKOTB reunion. I loved being a part of the group, and have always thought "maybe someday we'll get back together" – you just never know when your someday will come. I can guarantee all the fans that if this reunion were to happen, they would hear about it first on www.NKOTB.com."