Listen To This: Like Rainbow Brite On Acid!

February 26th, 2008

Bright and colorful is the best way to describe the music of Tilly and the Wall.

They have just released a video for Beat Control, which is a big ball of goodness.

Bjork would love the clip! And the song sounds like the Jackson 5, Junior Senior and the Hidden Cameras squeezed into one juicy glass of not-from-concentrate yumminess.

CLICK HERE to check out the vid and hear the song for Beat Control and then click here to check out some other cool tunes from Tilly And the Wall!

Hard Candy

February 26th, 2008

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The littlest things make us happy!!!

Madonna's hotly-anticipated new album has a title - and it's official.

The new disc will be called Hard Candy. And there is also now an official release date as well!

The record will drop April 29th and the lead single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring Justin Timberlake, will be out at the end of March.

Hard Candy features a track called Candy Store (produced by Pharell).

Madonna chose to stick with the sweet theme because "she loves candy," her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg tells Entertainment Weekly. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"

In addition to Timberlake and Pharell, the album features production by Timbaland and Nate "Danja" Hills.

Madonna goes hip hop y'all.

We hope it's fire!

Hot or Not???

February 26th, 2008

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International style "icon" and journalist Anna Piaggi at the Viktor & Rolf fashion show in Paris on Tuesday.

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Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn’s death

February 26th, 2008

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn't say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I'm a millionaire secret agent who works undercover in his parents' basement. The futon is government-issued. I can't say anymore. It's classified... ladies.
Photos: Splash News

Neverland Is Gone!

February 26th, 2008

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No more chances for Wacko!

Neverland is in foreclosure. It's actually past that point now, possums.

It's up for auction!

That's right, Michael Jackson's famed Neverland ranch will be sold on March 19th.

And U can get in on the action!

There is a slight possibility M.J. can keep his massive manse. But, in order to do that, he needs to come up with $24,525,906.61 by the auction date. He ain't got that kinda money, honey.

When Neverland is auctioned, it will include everything: all personal property inside, all fixtures and appliances, furniture, and "all merry go round type devices," any rides, games.

Shamon! It's gone!

Sorry, Whoopi

February 26th, 2008

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Apologies are in the air today!

Oscar producer Gil Cates reportedly called the failure to acknowledge Whoopi Goldberg's stint as a two time Oscar host in a montage "an absolute oversight".

"No harm was intended, and I feel very, very badly that she was left out," Cates said Tuesday. "I'm going to call her and tell her that."

Cates went on to more or less defend the montage in question. The montage supposedly was NOT a host montage. It was meant to highlight 80 exciting Academy Award moments. He also pointed out that former host, Steve Martin, wasn't in the montage.

Cates did give Whoopi some props by calling her a "formidable talent."

Hope Whoppi tells us all about the call on The View tomorrow!

[Image via WENN]

“I Wanna Be Famous Too!”

February 26th, 2008

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Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!

The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.

The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!

ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

Lindsay Lohan not welcomed at Prince’s house

February 26th, 2008

Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose. However, one person who wasn't there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently the situation reached Code Red when Prince's people found out she might show up. FOX News reports:
Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
"A big deal was made by Prince's people that she wasn't to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited," our source said. "Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed."
I guess Prince didn't want anyone getting laid at his party. For those of you who don't get the joke, let me put it in scientific terms: You see, Y = Lindsay's vagina and X = every dude's penis at the party. As X approaches Y the chances of S = guaranteed sex on the dishwasher increases. If Y, again her vagina, is multiplied by C = champagne then you get the equation Y * C = F which is scorch marks on the carpet. This is directly proportional to Y getting kicked out the fucking door. NOTE: Anyone that wishes to dispute the mathematic inaccuracies of this post can feel free to e-mail me and I'll describe what sex is like. (Hint: Awesome, yet strangely furry.)
Photos: Splash News

Oh, Hello (upgraded from Quickie)

February 26th, 2008

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We originally posted Oh, Hello as a Quickie, but I just had to upgrade it to a full post. The reel intro alone is worth your time.

A little back story: Oh, Hello was founded by Digital Kitchen ex-patriates Dan Brown, Thai Tran and Nathan Barr, who’s also worked at Superfad. Dan and Thai are both creative directors, with Nathan wearing the executive producer hat.

Their portfolio is off to great start and (at the moment) features a healthy proportion of non-commercial/strange work. (Is that Cody Cobb in the Maiden of Death trailer?) Can’t wait to see where they go from here…

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced?

February 26th, 2008

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant and engaged. Ashlee showed up to a signing of her new CD in New York (above) and was sporting an engagement ring. She might also be sporting a fetus if Pete Wentz's film-making skills are to be trusted. The Sun reports:
Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples' plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the "release date" is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.
I added Pete and Ashlee's video after the jump. Hopefully this is some sort of sick joke because I don't want to write about the world's most retarded baby being born in July. Seriously, that kid will have the IQ of peanut butter. In the meantime, if you watch the video and don't want to spay and neuter these two with a lawnmower, congratulations! You have no soul.
Photos: Splash News