Strike, days 42 and 43

December 18th, 2007

Yesterday was the last official day of picketing before the new year. I was happy to see a large contingent turning out at 5:30 a.m. for my home gate at Paramount. Blog reader Andrew brought along his girlfriend Olivia. Since she’s not even a future WGA member, I felt an obligation to promise her that if the UCLA psych-bio majors ever go on strike, I’ll carry a sign at her picket.

Paul Weitz came as well, which gave us an opportunity to talk about the experience of being in the audience at a Sarah Silverman show. Mostly, it’s really funny. And then a moment comes when you realize the boundary between hilarious and offensive has been breached, and you find yourself replaying the last few jokes to figure out exactly when it happened.

I missed the general membership meeting last night in Santa Monica, because (a) we had guests over for dinner, and (b) open microphones make me squirm. I was in bed by nine.

This afternoon, I’m having the Disney Feature Fellows over for a chat about craft and career. It’s a cold, drizzly, sleepy day, which seems perfect for quasi-academic conversation.

In a previous comment thread, reader Paul Ramos (a friend from Boulder) asks…

Is it totally outside of the realm of possibility that the WGA can form its own production house that offers the terms that writers are looking for? Or is it just completely financially un-doable? Why must writers deal with production houses that don’t want to play ball? I realize that these questions probably seem rather naive. But wouldn’t distributors of media still be interested in a movie shot by the WGA vs. by Paramount or some other large production house?

Not naive at all. While the WGA itself can’t be in the movie or television production business (it’s a union which represents writers, rather than employing them), there’s nothing preventing writers from finding alternate sources of funding and setting up their own productions.

And, in fact, that’s happening as we speak. There are venture capitalists who recognize this as a unique opportunity: you have giant pool of unemployed content creators, and a hungry distribution system (the internet). Depending on the nature of those deals, they would probably need WGA vetting. But there’s a history of alternative deals being reached.

At the Indie Gate last Thursday, I heard it put thusly:

After the first time negotiations fell apart, the message was, “Come back, baby. We can work this out.”

After this last blow-out, the message is slowly becoming, “Maybe we should see other people.”

Look, the strike will end eventually. We’ll go back to working with and for the studios, writing TV series and summer blockbusters that make money for everyone. But we’re at a strange point in time. Certain ideas, certain properties, may not need giant corporations behind them. If you created the next South Park, or the next It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, you as the creator might find it more profitable to deliver it through the internet, where the playing fields are much more level.

That’s one irony of the strike: the key issue of internet distribution may become more viable because of the strike itself.

“The Hobbit” is back and Peter Jackson’s got him.

December 18th, 2007

Let joy reign supreme in Middle Earth and online role-playing communities everywhere: New Line and Peter Jackson announced today that they have resolved their differences and that Jackson will executive produce not one but two movies based on J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit". If all goes according to plans, the first film will be in theaters sometime in 2010. I'm guessing the fanboys have already set up tents outside the box office.

More info to be found at the just-sprouted official "Hobbit blog." I'm glad for the closure, but the phrase "get a life" keeps popping into my head.

Still: Who to play Smaug? I nominate Amy Winehouse. And while we're at it, when will someone finally make a movie of the Harvard Lampoon's deathless 1969 paperback parody, "Bored of the Rings"?

Red’s Wendell

December 18th, 2007

Red’s Wendell Lissimore, shooting for V and L’Uomo Vogue.

Best of Japanese Fanta Commercials

December 18th, 2007

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best of the weird, wacky, and hilarious Japanese Fanta commercials.

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Strike Update: Oscars and Golden Globes Take a Hit

December 18th, 2007

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As was expected, Hollywood's two major awards shows are starting to feel the sting of a prolonged strike, and if both sides do not make a deal before The Golden Globes and Academy Awards air, expect utter chaos. Last night, the WGA denied wavers from both the Hollywood Foreign Press (Golden Globes) and AMPAS (Oscars) that would allow writers to prepare material (in the case of the Globes) and clips from old Oscar telecasts as well as films (for the Oscars). AMPAS has not yet asked for a waiver to use writers to help pen their telecast, but it's believed the WGA will deny it once that happens. Additionally, a final decision to picket outside the Globes has not been made, but if the WGA do picket, there's a chance actors and actresses will not cross the picket line.

What does this mean for you, the viewer? Well, it potentially means that both awards shows will turn out pretty horrible. In the case of the Globes, if the writers were to picket, a good amount of stars would not show up. And the show's script would have to be written by non WGA members (the guy who cleans up the bathroom?). Oscars? Well, Jon Stewart's opening monologue would go something like this: "Um ... yeah." Here's part of a statement from WGAW President Patric Verrone:

"Writers are engaged in a crucial struggle to achieve a collective bargaining agreement that will protect their compensation and intellectual property rights now and in the future. We must do everything we can to bring our negotiations to a swift and fair conclusion for the benefit of writers and all those who are being harmed by the companies' failure to engage in serious negotiations."

The signatories producing the Golden Globes and the Oscars are West Coast signatories. The WGAW's Board of Directors concluded, reluctantly, that granting exceptions for the Golden Globes or the Academy Awards would not advance that goal."

Here's my question to you: Knowing all this, will you opt to not watch the telecast or will you tune in regardless of who shows up and who's writing the script?

[via Deadline Hollywood]

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Q Models’ Valarie

December 17th, 2007

Photos: Jonas Bresnan for Zoo

Let the Diablo Cody backlash begin

December 17th, 2007

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Or, rather, the backlash against slavish media articles about the "Juno" screenwriter (above left, with actors Olivia Thirlby and J.K. Simmons) and her stripper past. Film.com says enough already, some local Minneapolis bloggers are starting to get disdainful, and various movie boards are rife with second-guessing about whether 16-year-old girls really do talk like Juno. (Maybe yes, maybe no, but wouldn't it be great if they did?).

Well, of course the backlash has kicked in. Cody's been famous for five minutes already. Best part about the dust-up? The revelation that her real name is Brooke Busey-Hunt. Doesn't really scream "badass," does it?

Here's Diablo's own blog, heavy on the Junoesque sass. Enjoy it now; it might start looking a little thin once her new gig as EW columnist takes off.

How much does America love Will Smith?

December 17th, 2007

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$76 million worth. A $21,000 per-theater-average in 3,600 theaters worth. Either that, or "I Am Legend" affords the world yet another chance to watch the destruction of New York City -- always boffo box office. It's Smith or apocalypse; there's nothing else in the movie.

Even more shocking: "Alvin and the Chipmunks" (photo, above) made $45 million, much more than expected. People seem to like the thing, which means A) cultural standards continue to plummet, B) the appeal of CGI rodents speaking in cute high-pitched voices shouldn't be underestimated, C) families were going stir-crazy with the weather and were willing to watch anything, D) all of the above. I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.

"The Golden Compass" tanked, down 65% in its second week. Better read the second book if you want to know what happens.

Things are cooking in limited release land, though: the latest knocked-up farce, "Juno," broadened from seven theaters to 40 and still pulled in an assured $36,000 per house (must be all those heavenly reviews), while "Atonement" expanded to 117 screens and averaged $16,000 per -- those seven Golden Globe nominations undoubtedly helped. "The Kite Runner" debuted this week in 35 theaters and did a $12,000 per-theater-average -- quite remarkable for a foreign language movie with no known stars. Thank benevolent critical buzz and a halo around the source novel's reputation.

Here's the Box Office Mojo chart. Movie City News' Leonard Klady also has further B.O. tea-leaf reading.

LA Times Dust-Up

December 16th, 2007

The point-counterpoint debate going on over at LA Times.com makes for good reading, with Craig Mazin and Matt Edelman discussing the strike.

Helen Mirren Had Sexist Run-In with Director Michael Winner?

December 16th, 2007

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Over the years, lots of news has come out about lusting directors wanting more than just a read-through during casting calls. This is nothing new, but it may be surprising to hear about it regarding Helen Mirren. The Guardian reports that in a recent television interview, she spoke harshly of director Michael Winner (Appointment with Death) and a casting session back in 1964 -- a few years before she even had her first feature role in Herostratus.

She says that he treated her "like a piece of meat," and asked her flaunt her body and spin for a casting session. "I was mortified and incredibly angry. I thought it was insulting and sexist, and I don't think any actress should be treated like that -- like a piece of meat -- at all." The director-turned-restaurant critic, meanwhile, has an entirely different story, or at least, he seems to think so. He shared his version of things over at The Mail, and it is, well, interesting.

In his story, she was an actress with "sagging bosoms" who refused to wear a bra. Her then-agent supposedly was at a loss, so she convinced Winner to help try and convince her. But even after this whole story about how he was just trying to be of help, he said: "Now I don't mind that Helen looks back on those days as humiliating, but I'll tell you something else, Helen: even after that period, for years after I still asked girls to stand up away from my desk so I could get a good look at them." Okay, Winner, thanks for sharing.

Really, it's not like Mirren shied away from racy fare. She isn't complaining about sexist troubles when she read to star as Caesonia in Penthouse's Caligula, or as a prostitute in Hussy. If she isn't complaining about a Guccione production, that says something.* We'll never know what happened for sure, but at least its an entirely strange story for the weekend.

*Edited thanks to the catch by Rich. You're absolutely right!

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