“Hip” Librarians

July 7th, 2007

As part of the NYT’s pathetic attempt to stay culturally ‘relevant’ and ‘hip’ (by hiring writers betters suited for Spin) their #1 most popular story today is about a supposed new trend: hip, Gen-X, alt-indie-flavored librarians! (“A Hipper Crowd of Shushers”). Read: When a Manhattanite working for the Times knows a handful of people who […]

DVD Review: The One-Armed Swordsman

July 7th, 2007

If you want to point to one of the most influential martial arts films ever made, The One-Armed Swordsman has to be near the top of the list. Released in 1967, it was the first film to crack the $1 million barrier at the Hong Kong box office, and helped to usher in a new era of martial arts films that would run through the 1970’s.

The movie itself is fantastic, it features a strong, brooding, charismatic lead in Jimmy Wang Yu, some interesting swordplay, and the emergence of Chang Cheh as one of the leading directors of this new movement.

The film tells the story of a servant’s son who is taken in by a master swordsman after his father is killed while defending the master’s home. In a debt of gratitude the swordsman, Master Qi, takes the boy as his own and promises to raise him. The film jumps ahead in time, as the boy, Fang Gang (Jimmy Wang Yu) is now fully grown, and feeling a bit rebellious due to his decidedly lower class origin (in comparison to his fellow students, not to mention the master’s daughter).

The daughter, Qi Pei Er, conspires with a pair of fellow students to teach this upstart a lesson by luring him into the woods at night to beat him up. Before this can happen, Gang makes the decision to leave this life behind, never able to truly fit in. Even though he decides to leave, he still winds up confronting the trio. His arrogance, coupled with the disgust of Pei, leads her to react with a sword slash which severs Gangs right arm. Thus the One Armed Swordsman is born.

Gang is able to stumble off following the attack, only to be rescued by a peasant woman named Xiaomann who nurses him back to health. Gang then goes about rebuilding his life, learning to fight left handed. This is not the only story, as there are evil things afoot surrounding Master Qi.

The film shifts gears and in addition to Gang’s attempt to reclaim his life, we learn that a rival of Master Qi has developed a new weapon that counteracts his sword style. Plans come to a head as the villian, the evil Long Arm, sets his plan in motion to eliminate all of Qi’s students leaving a showdown between the two. As Long Arm’s men are out murdering Qi’s students, Gang happens into town and witnesses what is going down.

Although Gang may by attempting to leave this life behind and still holds great resentment for Qi Pei, he is still a man of honor. Gang therefore feels he has a duty and an obligation to Master Qi to warn him of the impending danger, and to do what he can to stop it. This includes a dramatic rescue of said dismembering daughter from the clutches of Long Arm’s murderous cronies. Everything leads up to the inevitable showdown between our brooding hero and Long Arm.

The One-Armed Swordsman is a great film. Its story does not offer up any real surprises as it moves along its singular track. What it does do is bring a more realistic vision to martial arts films, delivering a brooding hero who displays great honor and embodies the conflict of class distinctions and the alienation of youth.

Jimmy Wang Yu carries the emotional weight of the film as he struggles to find his place and reconcile his desire to honor his adoptive father, with his desire to leave this world behind and forge ahead with Xiaomann. It also displays Chang Cheh’s vision for realistic martial arts films, as well as his penchant for spurting blood. It does not look terribly realistic, but represents something new to these films, which Cheh loved to poor on. The fights are not nearly as complex as they would later become, but they are nonetheless engaging and exciting.

Audio/Video: Both are superb. I cannot believe that this has looked this good since its theatrical release. For those who have fallen in love with the chopped, dubbed, faded, lousy videos and TV presentations, it is like seeing it for the first time. The colors are still a bit faded, but they are still vibrant and everything is crystal clear. The audio is also very nicely represented in both Mandarin and English dubbed form.

Extras: Dragon Dynasty is doing a great job of bringing these films to region 1 with some nice extras.

  • Interviews: There are two interviews here. First up is a new interview with Jimmy Wang Yu, who talks on how he got into movies and his experiences on the set. Secondly there is an interview with critics David Chute and Andy Klein who speak on the importance of this film in Hong Kong.
  • Featurette: “The Master Chang Cheh.”A twenty minute featurette on Chang Cheh and his vision. It includes interviews with Tsui Hark, John Woo, and others.

  • Commentary: The track is quite informative and interesting. It features David Chute and Andy Klein. The case claims that Quentin Tarantino is on the track, but he is not.

Bottomline: This movie is a blast, with great acting and exciting action. It features some nice cinematography, and camerawork. If you have any interest in martial arts cinema, or just good movies, make a point to see this one. Dragon Dynasty has delivered a fine disk.Recommended.

Christopher Beaumont spends much of his time writing about entertainment when he isn’t sitting in a movie theater. He is known around the office as the “Movie Guy” and is always ready to talk about his favorite form of entertainment and offer up recommendations. Interests include science fiction, horror, and metal music. His writings can be found at Draven99’s Musings, as well as Film School Rejects.

Movie Review: The Fountain

July 7th, 2007

“Death turns all to ash, and thus, frees every soul.”

The Fountain marvelously modernizes the story of Adam and Eve. The Garden of Eden is continually referenced; the Fountain of Youth is persistently sought after; and, the continuation of the couple is ultimately in question. While Adam (meaning “man”) and Eve (meaning “life”) cultivated the Garden, created 56 children, and disobeyed God, a biblical mention of romance between “man” and “life” is absent.

The Fountain is a metaphysical love story between two destined companions determined to display and extend their emotions into the afterlife. The Fountain takes place in three different, yet connective, centuries: the 16th, the 21st, and the 26th. In the 21st century, Tommy (Hugh Jackman) is a clinical researcher who fervently attempts to invent a drug that will cure his wife Izzy’s (Rachel Weisz) terminal brain tumor. Interwoven are scenes circa the 16th century that feature Tommy and Izzy as a Conquistador and Queen respectively from Izzy’s unfinished book entitled The Fountain. In addition, scenes from the 26th century are mingled into the mix—depicting an immortal Tommy and his love rising to be reborn.

The Fountain centers on the existence of the Fountain of Youth and stresses the sentence, “Death is the road to awe.” Director, Darren Aronofsky, chooses to symbolize this paring in the Tree of Life—from the Book of Genesis. Hidden by God, the Tree of Life is said to possess sap that can heal all wounds, cure all diseases, and grant all eternal life.

By balancing this Christian iconography along with a sense of science-fiction and Mayan religiosity (including Shebalba and a gorgeous fable about planting a seed over a grave), The Fountain is reminiscent of Kubrick’s 2001. It’s an earthly, celestial, and almighty force for the human mind, heart, and soul.

Leaving out the picture’s visual perspicacity would be a sin in itself. The Fountain is a visually magnificent, mind-bending mediation on love, life, and death. As a result of compiling original footage of chemical reactions in a Petri dish, and then blowing them up to proportionally fill the background of the universe, Aronofsky creates an intense tone and a unique vision of the future.

What’s more, Aronofsky beautifully gels the three separate timeframes together in a similar overhead camera shot that begins upside-down and follows the focal point toward an awaiting destination. Additionally, a tastefully done sex scene (that retains the clothes and overflows the water), a cluster of stars (that traces the flux capacitor courtesy of Back to the Future), and a perfectly executed sequence in terms of sound (that features Tommy walking over a set of creaking boards) all stand out.

With Aronofsky’s ardor behind the camera, Clint Mansell’s ever-intriguing score, and Jackman and Weisz’s exquisitely emotional performances, The Fountain is an experience to behold. It’s a powerful tale of a loving husband and his dying unafraid wife—fighting for eternal love in three timeframes. The story is sexual, sensual, and sensory. All-in-all, The Fountain is so inspiring, passionate, and forthright that it makes your hair stand on end.

Brandon Valentine is a film critic and freelance writer residing in Hershey, PA. Aside from possessing the last name “Valentine” and living in “the Sweetest Place on Earth,” Brandon was also born on Valentine’s Day. That’s right, a Valentine born on Valentine’s Day. His “sweet” work can be viewed at Blogcritics, IMDb, and his own site, Valentine on Film.

Vern Fonk Napoleon Dynamite Parody

July 7th, 2007

Vern Fonk Insurance does a bit of a bizarre parody of Napoleon Dynamite featuring Kip and Uncle Rico.

Runtime: 29 sec

Muslims in British Police

July 7th, 2007

This Is London reports aspects of what has already been known by rabid, rightwing, xenophobes: radical Muslims have infiltrated British police forces (link via LGF):
Up to eight police officers and civilian staff are suspected of links to extremist groups including Al Qaeda.
Some are even believed to have attended terror training camps in Pakistan or Afghanistan. […]

Digital Domain: Learning Skills Council

July 7th, 2007

VFX titans Digital Domain have launched a new site chock full of amazing work. One that leaped out at me was this interesting spot for the Learning Skills Council.

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I’m drawn to this one for two reasons: 1) The fluid animation (yes, animation) of the hands, and 2) the clever transitions from scene to scene. The sustained level of creativity on display is so nice, in fact, that the dull sequence in which papers are handed back and forth is a real downer. Thankfully, the subsequent field of tulips scene helps us move on.

As for Digital Domain’s new site, so far I’ve spent most of my time in the Commercials area, but I like what I see. The work is up front and easy to access. (I’m not sure I understand the iPhone-ish buttons, though.) My only complaint is that there are no direct links to the project pages.

Thanks to Sofus Graae for the tip.

Brickyard VFX: Sprint

July 7th, 2007

I’ve gotten a few emails about the new “Sprint Ahead” campaign, but I’ve been a little slow to post it (for reasons I’ll explain later). There are two “anthem” spots in the series that use the same concept as their foundation, just with varying degrees of production value. “Dreams” is all in-camera, giving it the low-fi indie look appropriate for Sprint’s consumer market, while “Charts” sports some high-end CG for the folks tethered to their suitcases and Crackberries all day.

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Watch “Dreams” | Watch “Charts”

They’re both engaging spots, and I think Brickyard did a fantastic job realizing agency Goodby, Silverstein and Partner’s concept. I’m particularly impressed by their ability to render the same idea in two different “voices.” It shows flexibility and maturity on their part.

What I’m a little ho-hum about is the concept. It’s yet another example of an agency scooping up a YouTube trend, dusting it off and repackaging it for some corporate message that is only vaguely relevant. This concept of extended exposure stop-action photography has been popular for a while (look here or here for a small sampling), and I suppose it was just begging to be promoted to the big leagues.

At least Brickyard did a bang-up job of it. I have to admit that I prefer the more polished “Charts” over “Dreams.” I’m not sure what that says about me.

Watch “Dreams” | Watch “Charts” | Read the press release for a few technical nuggets

Big ups to Joe Clay and Justin for their tips on this one.

Official title for JJ Abrams’ Cloverfield?

July 7th, 2007

**UPDATE** The site is almost definitely a fake as there is a link to a forum at the bottom claiming to be a sponsor. A clear by-product of exploiting the buzz generating Cloverfield.

Thanks to Sheila (working for Paramount?) for pointing us to this new site www.parasitemovie.com, linking to the previous two Cloverfield sites and displaying simply the title ‘The Parasite’ with a timer counting down to 24 days from now. Not sure if it’s official ye, though.

‘The Parasite’ could be the official title for the movie and it’s likely that the timer is counting down to the release of a new trailer.

Or The Parasite could be the name of the monster and it will be revealed in 24 days.

Whatever it is, ‘The Parasite’ sounds a damn sight cooler than Cloverfield and we know where we’re going to be in 24 days, 6 hours and 48 minutes from now.

Whether this one is real or not, hats off to Abrams and co. for this ingenius viral marketing and one of the coolest trailers we’ve ever seen.

 

Read More about Cloverfield:

Cloverfield - the story so far

Top Secret Trailer Revealed

Abrams Speaks on Cloverfield


Cloverfield – the story so far

July 7th, 2007

Thanks to the top secret trailer and recent viral marketing of JJ Abrams’ new monster movie, it has entered into the top 50 current searches in google and is pulling in a whopping 10.0 on our buzzometer.

So here’s a recap of everything that has been confirmed about this ‘top secret’ project.

  • JJ Abrams will produce
  • Directed by Matt Reeves, who worked with Abrams on Felicity and has directed… (ahem)… the Pallbearer
  • Written by Drew Godard, who has worked on Lost and Alias as well as Buffy and Angel
  • The cast consists of unknowns
  • An Abrams source has confirmed that the entire film will be shot in the handy-cam method seen in the trailer and that scenes from the trailer appear in the film. Read the quotes here.
  • Shooting has already begun
  • The film will be in cinemas on 18th January 2008
  • If you’re unemployed or bored, check out www.ethanhaaswasright.com, a viral marketing site with some fiendish riddles that if solved will reveal some videos. Videos that, if you couldn’t be arsed doing all that, you can see here.
  • Another official site, www.1-18-08.com, is posting pictures from the surprise party that appears in the trailer.

So that’s all that’s been confirmed, but that hasn’t put a cap on the wild speculation that are rife with nerdy salivation. A lot of people think it will turn out to be a Voltron film, based on the idea that about a minute and twenty seconds into the trailer someone yells what sounds like ‘It’s a lion!’

Of course, he actually says ‘Aaagh, it’s alive!’ Plus, if my city was being terrorised by a giant fucking monster, I’d be more likely to scream ‘Oh shit, let’s get the fuck out of here’, rather than ‘oh look, it’s a lion!” Unless of course he happened to be ignoring the carnage around him and was looking at pictures from his trip to the zoo.

The most ridiculous ‘it’s a lion’ theory I’ve read so far was someone’s comment on YouTube that this is actually a teaser for the new Thundercats movie. Yes, I can see it now: ‘Thundercats Take Manhattan.’ Don’t think so.

Stay tuned to the ATTIC for more Cloverfield news as it comes out.

 

Read More about Cloverfield:

Official Title for Cloverfield revealed?

Top Secret Trailer Revealed

Abrams Speaks on Cloverfield


High Definition Models

July 7th, 2007

Watch sexy models strut down the runway on your new HD TV and feel like you're right there with them.

Runtime: 45 sec