Former Wu Tang Clan member Method Man was arrested in New York City on Thursday on marijuana charges.

The rapper was stopped by a bridge-and-tunnel cop as he drove into Manhattan at about 10 p.m. Thursday.

He was about to pay the toll for the Battery Tunnel in Brooklyn when a police officer spotted his car’s expired inspection sticker and pulled him over.

When Method rolled down his window, clouds of marijuana smoke came wafting out and he was then arrested.

Police found 28 grams of pot in his car.

That sure would make THIS GUY happy!

She was doing so well for a while there!

Mary-Kate Olsen has suffered a relapse.

The aspiring designer showed up dressed for a funeral to the Chanel Cruise Collection show in Los Angeles on Friday night.

She thought it was sophistimucated or something.

Just like she probably thought this outfit she wore to the Met’s Costume Institute Gala was cute too.

MK needs to go to fashion rehab!

“‘You can’t fire me, I quit,’ says Trump to NBC
Network left the low-rated Apprentice off its fall schedule“

You can’t quit if you’re aready fired! Click here for the article accompanying this headline.

Dayum, y’all!

Mena Suvari sure has been rocking some interesting hairstyles lately.

The actress showed off her latest creation Friday night at Pure in Las Vegas.

Thoughts?????

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This is totally unconfirmed and completely unsubstantiated, but she’s crazy and anything can happen!

Just in case it turns out to be true……

There are very loud rumblings that Britney Spears will be performing lipsynching on the finale of American Idol this week, which is set to easily draw more than 40 million viewers.

Uh huh.

We’ll believe it when we see it!

New York City is anything but hot, but we made sure to heat up the town on Friday night!

On a cold and rainy evening, we thankfully spent three wonderful hours indoors at the Palace theater, where we saw the new Broadway musical adaptation of Legally Blonde.

The music is a bit forgettable, but not totally horrible. However, the direction by Jerry Mitchell is wonderful and Laura Bell Bundy, who was just nominated for a Tony for her portrayal of Elle Woods, was truly amazing – in addition to her great voice she brought warmth, humor and depth to her potentially one dimensional character.

After the Broadway action we headed downtown to Stereo for the “Stereo By The Shore” launch party. The club’s Hamptons annex officially kicks off next weekend in the Hamptons and the Gossip Gangstar himself will be there!

Marc Jacobs (above with Perezelle) was there last night – with his on/off boyfriend Jason Preston.

And, fresh from her performance at Z100’s Zootopia, Fergie was the hostess for the evening, and she took to the mic to sing/MC over a few of her own songs.

In need of some faggity action, we headed over around 2 AM to the hottest gay Friday night party in NYC, Mr. Blacks.

Mr. Ass Shot was there, as usual.

Awww, good times!

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Bored and famewhoring, Candy Spelling decided to write an “open letter” to Joe Francis and send it to our pals at TMZ to publish.

Well, in an unexpected move, the bored an incarcerated Girls Gone Wild creator took some time out of his non-busy prison schedule and fired back at Candy, the cold woman who estranged herself from daughter Tori until very recently.

Dear Candy:

I don’t know you, I have never met you and I don’t know anything about you. After reading your letter posted on the internet, my mental picture of you is of a lonely old woman living in a mansion in Holmby Hills with let’s say 300 cats jumping around, some in their own feces.

I have tried to think to myself what would compel a woman such as yourself to write a letter to someone they have never met? Even worse, you are making up your mind based on headlines. I can understand you writing Paris Hilton a letter out of care because as you said in your letter, you have known her most of her life. Then again, it’s sad and pathetic you had the audacity to post that letter on the internet instead of just sending it to Paris personally.

Candy, you don’t know any of the facts concerning my situation. I am a hardworking, compassionate and honest person. I will prevail just as I have in the past because overcoming adversity is not only a part of the entrepreneurial experience but a part of life. You should appreciate this and know this more than anyone and I am ashamed of you for forgetting how hard it is to make it in this world and the people who would love to tear you down because you have. Sadly, it appears you have become one of those people.

Contrary to what you have said in your letter, my world has not changed. My business Girls Gone Wild is thriving and posted record sales last month. Most important, my friends and my family (I love you guys….) have stood by me. This whole situation will be over soon and I will be standing strong.

I have never played a victim but I have always been a fighter. I will ultimately prevail in the matters at hand but I am concerned that you will die a lonely and unfulfilled person playing with those cats and posting open letters to people you have never met on the internet.

Sincerely,

Joe Francis

We hate to say this, but…. We have newfound respect for Joe Francis!

He brings up some EXCELLENT points and just nails Spelling.

We can just picture Candy sitting at home, reading the letter and shitting her Depends diapers!

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t good enough to be chosen by Karl Lagerfeld to be the new face of Chanel, which she so desperately wanted that she was campaigning for it. Yet, that didn’t stop La Lohan from showing her face at the Chanel Cruise Collection fashion show in Santa Monica on Friday night.

She’s not against sucking old gay peen. Whatever it takes!

Now that her film career is sinking, she needs other work.

In lieu of Brandon Flowers‘ recent sick-out at a concert last week, we revisit what he told an interview earlier this year.

Said The Killers‘ frontman, “I get sick a lot. It screws people up a lot. I have what’s called Epstein-Barr. It’s like a disease, but it’s not. I have a real weak immune system. If somebody sneezes, it’s over. I get it. It makes me real weak sometimes, too,” which is precisely why The Killers’ initial sold-out date in Philadelphia had to be postponed until December.

Hmmm….so….Epstein-Barr is like herpes and mono.

You dirty dirty boy Brandon!