Archive for May, 2007

Dear MPAA, Am I Allowed To Visit The New ‘Captivity’ Site?

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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So finally after all the hoopla caused by the MPAA's blustering about sanctions and withholding a rating for the horror flick, Captivity is finally on its way. And now they've launched a new website that if nothing else, won't have Lionsgate fending off charges of indecency. In promoting the story of a supermodel and a limo driver who are kidnapped and tortured by a faceless madman, you probably remember that After Dark caused a stir with their giant billboards of Elisha Cuthbert in a variety of unpleasant situations -- although I guess unpleasant is a bit of an understatement when you have a hook through your nose. It might be a little late in the game for the film after the accusations of misogynistic billboards, and the bad press of a delayed release date. Can a snazzy website really have that much of an effect? And it is a snazzy little site, but you would think that after all the complaints about the movie, they would have put an age disclaimer at the beginning. In the end, they don't need one, because despite all the bells and whistles, (or I guess clanking chains and dripping water to be more accurate) there is not all that much to the site.

We get another look at the slightly anti-climactic trailer that Scott told us about last April, and you can't help but notice that after the accusations of violence against women, they felt the need to pack the trailer full of scenes of escape rather than the pronounced torture theme the print advertising seemed to focus on. There are also some extra clips of the film sprinkled around the site and the usual array of photos and downloads. Now that Captivity will finally make its way to theaters later this June, we'll get to see if the movie was worth all the fuss.
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Because You Can Cannes Can

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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The Cannes film festival kicks off on Wednesday night with everybody waiting for Brangelina imminent arrival!

But, before then, Norah Jones and Jude Law are gonna kick things off with their opening night film, My Burberry Nights.

NoJo and Law hit the Cosette on Wednesday for their photo call, a Cannes tradition.

Kinda bummed we’re missing the festival this year, but we’ll keep everyone updated on all the goings on and whatnot!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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The Lotus Eaters. The Sirens. The Cyclops. Presumably "The Odyssey," the screening/reading/concert/multimedia happening that the Brattle's hosting tonight at 8:00 pm, will include these all-time Homer hits. The brainchild of writer Andrea Lawlor and filmmaker Bernadine Mellis, the project includes 24 short films by different artist collectives -- mostly queers, trans, and women -- corresponding to the 24 chapters on Odysseus' peregrinations. (I'm not sure, but I believe that's Nausicaa pictured above.)

Accompaniment on the accordian and saw by Ryder Cooley, and, no, I'm not making that up. If you can't get to the show, there's a zine available with a companion DVD containing all the films.

No word on whether Circe will show up to turn any Harvard men in the audience into swine.

Quote Of The Day

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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“My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now.”

R. Kelly tells the new issue of Hip-Hop Soul magazine

Fill In The Blank

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Anne Heche at the Lucky Magazine upfronts club in NYC on Tuesday.

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We’re not sure what it is, but something about Anne Heche rubs us the wrong way. Perhaps it is ____________.

Honk Honk

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Miami has come out on top in a new poll. Our hometown was named the worst city in terms of rude drivers and road rage, taking that title for the second year in a row.

When The Going Gets Tough

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Unable to get work in America, Mischa Barton has gone to England!

The former O.C. star has just signed on for a role in the new St. Trinian’s movie.

They’re just desperate to get people in that flick, which also has appearances by Rupert Everett, Girls Aloud, Lily Cole and many more.

[Images via Celebrity Babylon.]

The Days Of Her Life

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Her life is a soap opera!

Britney Spears went back to her dance studio on Tuesday – bringing along the old kid – and on Wednesday her latest drama unraveled.

Still upset that she felt pressured to go into rehab, the former pop star has “cut off all communication with her mom,” a friend of Spears tells The National Enquirer. “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.”

The recovering addict is so upset with her mom that she even refused to visit poor Lynne Speras in the hospital on Mother’s Day, when she was hospitalized with a case of pneumonia.

Britney didn’t even call her mom earlier this month for her birthday, the mag reports.

“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ “

This all must be so heartbreaking for Lynne Spears.

Britney is the perpetual fuckup these days!

Divas Duet

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Kelly Clarkson. Reba McEntire. Because of You at the 42nd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards held in Las Vegas on Tuesday night.

Hotness.

Check it out!

Timberlake & Biel: Summer Loving

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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Justin & Jessica sitting in a tree.

Sucking face in England!!!!